Church Etiquette and other random stuff

Subject: Re: Church Etiquette and other random stuff Sat Apr 11, 2009 12:53 am

Well stop quoting then, cat Rolling Eyes

Subject: Re: Church Etiquette and other random stuff Sat Apr 11, 2009 12:54 am

SoulRat wrote:: Seriously I don't know, I don't know the song that well other than it's by Led Zepplin, my husband just said and I quote: "Fuck yeah! That song is appropriate for fucking thing." Soo... I guess?

Here's a few lyrics

Pro's:
Ooh, ooh, and shes buying a stairway to heaven

And my spirit is crying for leaving.

Con's:
Then the piper will lead us to reason.

And the forests will echo with laughter.

If theres a bustle in your hedgerow
Dont be alarmed now,
Its just a spring clean for the may queen.

-----

There's a bunch of lyrics that don't make any sense whatsoever. I'd guess they were on drugs when they wrote that.

Subject: Re: Church Etiquette and other random stuff Sat Apr 11, 2009 12:55 am

SoulRat wrote:: yep

Damn kids!

Speaking of porn...

If you are ever at Wal-Mart after they're closed flipping through porn in the parking lot (porn is on roof of car) and a cop drives buy don't everyone jump into the car at once. The cop will turn around and ask what the hell is going on.

Trust me, I know...

Subject: Re: Church Etiquette and other random stuff Sat Apr 11, 2009 12:55 am

SoulRat wrote:: Well stop quoting then, cat

Working on it.

Subject: Re: Church Etiquette and other random stuff Sat Apr 11, 2009 12:56 am

catbox_9 wrote:

SoulRat wrote:: yep

Damn kids!

Speaking of porn...

If you are ever at Wal-Mart after they're closed flipping through porn in the parking lot (porn is on roof of car) and a cop drives buy don't everyone jump into the car at once. The cop will turn around and ask what the hell is going on.

Trust me, I know...

Subject: Re: Church Etiquette and other random stuff Sat Apr 11, 2009 12:57 am

catbox_9 wrote:

SoulRat wrote:: Seriously I don't know, I don't know the song that well other than it's by Led Zepplin, my husband just said and I quote: "Fuck yeah! That song is appropriate for fucking thing." Soo... I guess?

Here's a few lyrics

Pro's:
Ooh, ooh, and shes buying a stairway to heaven

And my spirit is crying for leaving.

Con's:
Then the piper will lead us to reason.

And the forests will echo with laughter.

If theres a bustle in your hedgerow
Dont be alarmed now,
Its just a spring clean for the may queen.

-----

There's a bunch of lyrics that don't make any sense whatsoever. I'd guess they were on drugs when they wrote that.

I think they were always on drugs. I don't like them much, I love Pink Floyd though and they were just as high LMAO

Subject: Re: Church Etiquette and other random stuff Sat Apr 11, 2009 12:58 am

catbox_9 wrote:

SoulRat wrote:: yep

Damn kids!

Speaking of porn...

If you are ever at Wal-Mart after they're closed flipping through porn in the parking lot (porn is on roof of car) and a cop drives buy don't everyone jump into the car at once. The cop will turn around and ask what the hell is going on.

Trust me, I know...

haha.... Good job.

Subject: Re: Church Etiquette and other random stuff Sat Apr 11, 2009 12:58 am

catbox_9 wrote:

SoulRat wrote:: yep

Damn kids!

Speaking of porn...

If you are ever at Wal-Mart after they're closed flipping through porn in the parking lot (porn is on roof of car) and a cop drives buy don't everyone jump into the car at once. The cop will turn around and ask what the hell is going on.

Trust me, I know...

Our wal-mart never closes.

Subject: Re: Church Etiquette and other random stuff Sat Apr 11, 2009 12:58 am

gdennis59 wrote:

catbox_9 wrote:

SoulRat wrote:: yep

Damn kids!

Speaking of porn...

If you are ever at Wal-Mart after they're closed flipping through porn in the parking lot (porn is on roof of car) and a cop drives buy don't everyone jump into the car at once. The cop will turn around and ask what the hell is going on.

Trust me, I know...

The cop asked what we were doing and we said hanging out. We said we saw him and figured we shouldn't be in the parking lot after closing time and wanted to leave. He said we could stay and didn't notice the porn. I was nervous since I was 17 and everyone else was 18+

That same night I went into a porno shop for a few minutes with the same people. I didn't get ID'd for some reason.

Subject: Re: Church Etiquette and other random stuff Sat Apr 11, 2009 12:59 am

SoulRat wrote:

catbox_9 wrote:

SoulRat wrote:: Seriously I don't know, I don't know the song that well other than it's by Led Zepplin, my husband just said and I quote: "Fuck yeah! That song is appropriate for fucking thing." Soo... I guess?

Here's a few lyrics

Pro's:
Ooh, ooh, and shes buying a stairway to heaven

And my spirit is crying for leaving.

Con's:
Then the piper will lead us to reason.

And the forests will echo with laughter.

If theres a bustle in your hedgerow
Dont be alarmed now,
Its just a spring clean for the may queen.

-----

There's a bunch of lyrics that don't make any sense whatsoever. I'd guess they were on drugs when they wrote that.

I think they were always on drugs. I don't like them much, I love Pink Floyd though and they were just as high LMAO

I hate Pink Floyd...especially since XM has to play their songs every other song and they're always like 20 fucking minutes long.

Subject: Re: Church Etiquette and other random stuff Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:00 am

catbox_9 wrote:

SoulRat wrote:

catbox_9 wrote:

SoulRat wrote:: Seriously I don't know, I don't know the song that well other than it's by Led Zepplin, my husband just said and I quote: "Fuck yeah! That song is appropriate for fucking thing." Soo... I guess?

Here's a few lyrics

Pro's:
Ooh, ooh, and shes buying a stairway to heaven

And my spirit is crying for leaving.

Con's:
Then the piper will lead us to reason.

And the forests will echo with laughter.

If theres a bustle in your hedgerow
Dont be alarmed now,
Its just a spring clean for the may queen.

-----

There's a bunch of lyrics that don't make any sense whatsoever. I'd guess they were on drugs when they wrote that.

I think they were always on drugs. I don't like them much, I love Pink Floyd though and they were just as high LMAO

I hate Pink Floyd...especially since XM has to play their songs every other song and they're always like 20 fucking minutes long.

I haven't heard them in a long time :haha: And that's what great, it's like a long ass story lol

Subject: Re: Church Etiquette and other random stuff Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:00 am

Speaking of adults-only. When I was 16 some friends took some friends and me to a strip club. Being under 18 I got to sit in the car for hours. Finally I called my dad who drove the 60 miles to pick me up. Not fun.

Like most strip clubs, this one was in a bad part of town and I was hanging out in some creepy alley and creepy people kept looking at me.

Subject: Re: Church Etiquette and other random stuff Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:01 am

SoulRat wrote:

catbox_9 wrote:

SoulRat wrote:

catbox_9 wrote:

SoulRat wrote:: Seriously I don't know, I don't know the song that well other than it's by Led Zepplin, my husband just said and I quote: "Fuck yeah! That song is appropriate for fucking thing." Soo... I guess?

Here's a few lyrics

Pro's:
Ooh, ooh, and shes buying a stairway to heaven

And my spirit is crying for leaving.

Con's:
Then the piper will lead us to reason.

And the forests will echo with laughter.

If theres a bustle in your hedgerow
Dont be alarmed now,
Its just a spring clean for the may queen.

-----

There's a bunch of lyrics that don't make any sense whatsoever. I'd guess they were on drugs when they wrote that.

I think they were always on drugs. I don't like them much, I love Pink Floyd though and they were just as high LMAO

I hate Pink Floyd...especially since XM has to play their songs every other song and they're always like 20 fucking minutes long.

I haven't heard them in a long time :haha: And that's what great, it's like a long ass story lol

The ones they play have like 3.5 seconds of lyrics and then really boring instrumentals the rest of the way.

Subject: Re: Church Etiquette and other random stuff Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:01 am

I have never been to a strip club

Subject: Re: Church Etiquette and other random stuff Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:02 am

catbox_9 wrote:: The ones they play have like 3.5 seconds of lyrics and then really boring instrumentals the rest of the way.

Not boring! Close your eyes and you like... float along whistle

Last edited by catbox_9 on Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:03 am; edited 1 time in total

SoulRat wrote:: I have never been to a strip club

Don't read this under-18ers...

Spoiler:

Subject: Re: Church Etiquette and other random stuff Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:03 am

SoulRat wrote:: I have never been to a strip club

No Chip 'N Dales where you live?

Subject: Re: Church Etiquette and other random stuff Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:03 am

Alright Guys I gotta go I have to get up early and I have to at least start to get some stuff together to get packed tomorrow.

Goodnight Smile

Subject: Re: Church Etiquette and other random stuff Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:04 am

catbox_9 wrote:

SoulRat wrote:: I have never been to a strip club

No Chip 'N Dales where you live?

Not that I know of

Subject: Re: Church Etiquette and other random stuff Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:04 am

SoulRat wrote:

catbox_9 wrote:: The ones they play have like 3.5 seconds of lyrics and then really boring instrumentals the rest of the way.

Not boring! Close your eyes and you like... float along whistle

Maybe if I had some acid.

Love 2

Subject: Re: Church Etiquette and other random stuff Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:04 am

TG wrote:: Alright Guys I gotta go I have to get up early and I have to at least start to get some stuff together to get packed tomorrow.

Goodnight

I wish the Nats would hurry and lose, I have to go to bed too.

Subject: Re: Church Etiquette and other random stuff Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:04 am

TG wrote:: Alright Guys I gotta go I have to get up early and I have to at least start to get some stuff together to get packed tomorrow.

Goodnight

Have fun. Try and forget everything you read here.

Subject: Re: Church Etiquette and other random stuff Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:05 am

SoulRat wrote:

catbox_9 wrote:

SoulRat wrote:: I have never been to a strip club

No Chip 'N Dales where you live?

Not that I know of

Subject: Re: Church Etiquette and other random stuff Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:05 am

catbox_9 wrote:

SoulRat wrote:

catbox_9 wrote:: The ones they play have like 3.5 seconds of lyrics and then really boring instrumentals the rest of the way.

Not boring! Close your eyes and you like... float along whistle

Maybe if I had some acid.

Love 2

Subject: Re: Church Etiquette and other random stuff Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:05 am

SoulRat wrote:

catbox_9 wrote:

SoulRat wrote:

catbox_9 wrote:: The ones they play have like 3.5 seconds of lyrics and then really boring instrumentals the rest of the way.

Not boring! Close your eyes and you like... float along whistle

Maybe if I had some acid.

Love 2

NOT that I have ever done anything of the sort!

Subject: Re: Church Etiquette and other random stuff Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:06 am

catbox_9 wrote:

TG wrote:: Alright Guys I gotta go I have to get up early and I have to at least start to get some stuff together to get packed tomorrow.

Goodnight

Have fun. Try and forget everything you read here.

If possible... I definitely will.

Subject: Re: Church Etiquette and other random stuff Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:06 am

catbox_9 wrote:

SoulRat wrote:

catbox_9 wrote:

SoulRat wrote:: I have never been to a strip club

No Chip 'N Dales where you live?

Not that I know of

S'ok, I'll live. I make up for it by downloading porn.

Subject: Re: Church Etiquette and other random stuff Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:06 am

catbox_9 wrote:

SoulRat wrote:

catbox_9 wrote:: The ones they play have like 3.5 seconds of lyrics and then really boring instrumentals the rest of the way.

Not boring! Close your eyes and you like... float along whistle

Maybe if I had some acid.

Love 2

For those worried about me, I've never tried acid although it sounds fun. Sadly I'm afraid of doing illegal drugs. I talked to a psychiatrist (not in an appointment, just socially) and asked him for some legal drugs to make me hallucinate but all the ones he said he could prescribe needed to be smoked Frown

. I don't smoke...I've never even tried a cigarette ashamed

Subject: Re: Church Etiquette and other random stuff Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:06 am

SoulRat wrote:

catbox_9 wrote:

SoulRat wrote:

catbox_9 wrote:: The ones they play have like 3.5 seconds of lyrics and then really boring instrumentals the rest of the way.

Not boring! Close your eyes and you like... float along whistle

Maybe if I had some acid.

Love 2

NOT that I have ever done anything of the sort!

Sure

I really want to see pink elephants walk out of my closet and have a hole open up in my floor Frown

Subject: Re: Church Etiquette and other random stuff Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:07 am

SoulRat wrote:

catbox_9 wrote:

SoulRat wrote:

catbox_9 wrote:

SoulRat wrote:: I have never been to a strip club

No Chip 'N Dales where you live?

Not that I know of

S'ok, I'll live. I make up for it by downloading porn.

:puke2:

Think of the children! Won't somebody please think of the children!

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