Tigers re-sign Santiago for one year

I had homemade Chili. It was awesome because it was so COLD here last night!!

No I did for real

ewww... no!

It's the "New" chicken!!

We don't need a "new" chicken, thank you very much!

Don't shoot the messenger!!

Did you hear about the Alabama farmer that has developed 4-legged chickens for eating?

He was asked how they taste and he replied, "Don't know....we haven't been able to catch one yet!!"

omg

What a mental picture, eh??

I have to go buy a dead turkey today I hate turkey.

I'm getting MINE today too.

Probably a 12 pounder.....I like Turkey sandwiches!!

My husband turkey and this is the only time of year I make it... last year I made an 18lb-er and it didn't last long at all.... this family is insane. I just like the pies

Don't you eat Turkey at Christmas?

No... we go away at Christmas and usually they have ham. I don't cook for Christmas. I just like the cookies

I do the Traditional "English" Christmas dinner.....

Standing Rib Roast with the trimmings, including Yorkshire Pudding and Candied Yams.

TO DIE FOR!!

I'm a pretty good cook. You?

That sounds delicious! We're coming to your house!

No, I'm not a good cook. I hate cooking. But my stuffing is good

Stuffing Rules!!

I can't do good stuffing no matter WHAT I put in it!!

It always comes out too damn dry!!

Mine is always moist, yum! It's the only thing I do well

Congratulations on your "moistness"!!

omg Thanks!

I'm duly impressed.....

.....not to mention.......

I put chicken broth in it... plus, I cook it IN the bird... I KNOW you aren't supposed to... I'm a rebel that way

Actually, my mom used to do it that way. I'm afraid to ruin the bird.

How would that ruin the bird?

It would probably IMPLODE on me!!

Nah... it's good! Cept the health department says NO DON'T DO IT THAT WAY! I'd prolly go to jail if they caught me

New meaning to the term...."Jail Bird"??