Not really a joke, but two funny emails.

Here is some emails that were forwarded to me in the last two days.
Enjoy!


THE NUN & THE CABBIE

A cab driver picks up a Nun. She gets into the
cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at
her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to
ask you but I don't want to offend you" She answers, "My son, you cannot
offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I
have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure
that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds,
"Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and
#2, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says,
"Yes, I'm single and Catholic!" "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next
alley." The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker
blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," says the nun , "why are you crying?" "Forgive me but
I've sinned.. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." The
nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween
party."

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Sad News:

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children: John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 350 for about 20 minutes. If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the Occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else that may be having a crumby day and kneads it.

LOL those are some funny emails

I thought they were. Thanks for replying to me Elvis-O!

ELVIS RULES!

cdurbfan22 wrote:

I thought they were. Thanks for replying to me Elvis-O!

No problem Cd-O

gs78 wrote:

ELVIS RULES!

right one dude! right on

ELVIS!!!!!!!!!

Funny! :lol:

Elvis died for our sins....

Well, at least for HIS!!

But he is living in Cleveland as pennance.....

His own private HELL!!

You talk to you yourself quite a bit....

lol saint..

My friend from a conference is from a small town right near where Elvis was born. (Tupelo, MS)

that is sweet!

haha. even though I told you that already.

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wellies imies gladies youies thinkies ities coolies!!