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SoulRat
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SoulRat


Female
Number of posts : 9935
Location : I'm movin' to Florida...
Favorite Current Tiger(s) : I like fish at the moment....
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Registration date : 2007-10-04

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PostSubject: Not really a joke, but cute :)   Not really a joke, but cute :) Icon_minipostedWed May 21, 2008 5:33 pm

Some good advice!

If a dog was the teacher you would learn stuff like:

When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.

Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in
your face to be pure ecstasy.

When it's in your best interest, practice obedience!

Let others know when they've invaded your territory.

Take naps.

Stretch before rising.

Run, romp, and play daily.

Thrive on attention and let people touch you.

On warm days, stop to lie on your back in the grass.

On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a
shady tree.

When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire
body.

No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the
guilt thing and pout ... run right back and make
friends.

Delight in the simple joy of a long walk!

Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had
enough.

Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you're not.

If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.

When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close
by and nuzzle them gently.
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TigerLily
Erie SeaWolf
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TigerLily


Female
Number of posts : 1848
Age : 35
Location : Michigan
Favorite Current Tiger(s) : How do I choose?
Reputation : 4
Registration date : 2007-11-30

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PostSubject: Re: Not really a joke, but cute :)   Not really a joke, but cute :) Icon_minipostedWed May 21, 2008 5:45 pm

Aww... excellent advice... I'm going to go cover that long walk part right now I think.
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Ohios#1TigerFan
Erie SeaWolf
Erie SeaWolf
Ohios#1TigerFan


Male
Number of posts : 1473
Age : 53
Location : Vermilion, Ohio
Favorite Current Tiger(s) : Placido, Thames, Miggy, B.Inge
Reputation : 5
Registration date : 2007-10-05

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PostSubject: Re: Not really a joke, but cute :)   Not really a joke, but cute :) Icon_minipostedThu May 22, 2008 12:09 am

scratch So....where exactly does the "hump someone's leg" come into play? lol2
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SoulRat
DTF1 ADMINISTRATOR Detroit Tiger
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SoulRat


Female
Number of posts : 9935
Location : I'm movin' to Florida...
Favorite Current Tiger(s) : I like fish at the moment....
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Registration date : 2007-10-04

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PostSubject: Re: Not really a joke, but cute :)   Not really a joke, but cute :) Icon_minipostedThu May 22, 2008 1:31 am

Ohios#1TigerFan wrote:
scratch So....where exactly does the "hump someone's leg" come into play? lol2

After a few beers? :shrug:
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TigerLily
Erie SeaWolf
Erie SeaWolf
TigerLily


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PostSubject: Re: Not really a joke, but cute :)   Not really a joke, but cute :) Icon_minipostedThu May 22, 2008 3:01 am

Ohios#1TigerFan wrote:
scratch So....where exactly does the "hump someone's leg" come into play? lol2

Neutering fixes that particular impulse whistle
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Ohios#1TigerFan
Erie SeaWolf
Erie SeaWolf
Ohios#1TigerFan


Male
Number of posts : 1473
Age : 53
Location : Vermilion, Ohio
Favorite Current Tiger(s) : Placido, Thames, Miggy, B.Inge
Reputation : 5
Registration date : 2007-10-05

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PostSubject: Re: Not really a joke, but cute :)   Not really a joke, but cute :) Icon_minipostedThu May 22, 2008 12:00 pm

SoulRat wrote:
Ohios#1TigerFan wrote:
scratch So....where exactly does the "hump someone's leg" come into play? lol2

After a few beers? :shrug:

whistle A few beers would would do it I suppose...lol
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Ohios#1TigerFan
Erie SeaWolf
Erie SeaWolf
Ohios#1TigerFan


Male
Number of posts : 1473
Age : 53
Location : Vermilion, Ohio
Favorite Current Tiger(s) : Placido, Thames, Miggy, B.Inge
Reputation : 5
Registration date : 2007-10-05

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PostSubject: Re: Not really a joke, but cute :)   Not really a joke, but cute :) Icon_minipostedThu May 22, 2008 12:01 pm

TigerLily wrote:
Ohios#1TigerFan wrote:
scratch So....where exactly does the "hump someone's leg" come into play? lol2

Neutering fixes that particular impulse whistle

Stunned Remind me to keep my legs tightly closed near you....I'd hate for that knife to "slip"! LMAO
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PostSubject: Re: Not really a joke, but cute :)   Not really a joke, but cute :) Icon_minipostedThu May 22, 2008 1:02 pm

TigerLily wrote:
Ohios#1TigerFan wrote:
scratch So....where exactly does the "hump someone's leg" come into play? lol2

Neutering fixes that particular impulse whistle

Not really. Our dog Jack is quite fond of our dog Roxy if you catch my drift. The problem is he's a rat terrier (and therefore cat-sized) and she's a Boxer (and therefore much larger than he is).
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Ohios#1TigerFan
Erie SeaWolf
Erie SeaWolf
Ohios#1TigerFan


Male
Number of posts : 1473
Age : 53
Location : Vermilion, Ohio
Favorite Current Tiger(s) : Placido, Thames, Miggy, B.Inge
Reputation : 5
Registration date : 2007-10-05

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PostSubject: Re: Not really a joke, but cute :)   Not really a joke, but cute :) Icon_minipostedThu May 22, 2008 2:13 pm

All of my dogs are female...and it's funny to watch my Golden Retriever try to "get it on" with our St. Bernard! I'm like..."Duh....you have the wrong parts for that! You Really ARE Blonde!" LMAO
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SoulRat
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Female
Number of posts : 9935
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Registration date : 2007-10-04

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PostSubject: Re: Not really a joke, but cute :)   Not really a joke, but cute :) Icon_minipostedThu May 22, 2008 3:10 pm

I have male cats that are neutered but they don't realize it yet. They are very interested in each other Rolling Eyes :shrug: Stupid animals.
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