Countdown until it cold at Comerica Park for a Tigers game

Thanks to Mafia Mike for canceling a game they could have played today

and it being 62 and sunny for Wednesday; and it won't be cold again at Co Crapica Park

I am starting a new countdown until it is chilly enough to wear my Tigers Dugout Jacket


I am not black; old, retarded or Latino

Therefore

I can't Wearing a jacket in 62 degree weather

And I don't want to hear it being cold enough the first four games from anybody either


I should have been able to wear my Jacket today

And now i won't be able to wear at Tigers Game for God knows how fucking long

I am super pissed


I missed work for this shit


Fuck Ilitch and Selig

I hope they both drop dead

If there were a God

It would happen

And now Porcello won't pitch on Wednesday



Go to hell Leyland

When the day/days come that Selig; Ilitch and Leyland kick the bucket


I am gonna get me as much booze, weed and hookers as I can buy; and I will party like it is 1999

I hate them so much


I really do

Fuck It

If Porcello pitches his first home game on a weekday day game and I can't miss work

I am going

I don't care if I lose my job over it either


Fuck my job


I go deliver newspapers and/or deliever pizza on weekends the Tigers are away from Comerica Park and live off my savings until I get another job

Or I could dye my skin black or suntan until I am brown; get a fake ID and collect welfare and food stamps


Cause we all know white men in this country can't get welfare


Especially with King Obama" the racist" calling the shots

Obama Sucks too

Gotta bump this up


Tigers played in chilly weather the last three games in Chicago

In June?

55 degrees at Game Time there


Wasn't nearly that cold here yesterday


65 for a high yesterday with rain in Trashy Park


Hot weather coming next week


Bet it won't be cold again for at least the next two years at Comerica

Comerica is the hottest ballpark in MLB


And it will be hotter than ever the next homestand


Even hotter than Miami or Dallas

Temps in the 80s or near 90 though the entire homestand



Humid on Friday; and more humidity for the Cubs series


Too damn hot!

Now temps over 90 degrees


I knew that hot shit would get here

And it will cool off next week

Big Time


Just Watch

76, 84, 74, 86, 87, and 93


Those were the game time temps the last six games


With Humidity thrown in; especially the last three games

Too Damn Hot!

67 right now


TIGERS ARE ON THE FUCKING ROAD

I BET IT WON"T BE COOL AGAIN AT COMERICA UNTIL I AM NO LONGER AT THE GAMES

AND SINCE I JUST LOST MY FUCKING JOB; THAT DAY IS COMING FAST!

Where the hell is the Suicide Smilie when I need it


Or some Flavor Aid with Cyanide

One Day

It will be cold again at Comerica for a Tigers Game


Too bad I probably will be long gone out of Michigan when that happens