For The Girls ~ Why Women Cry

[b] A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.

The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?"

God said:

"When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort.

I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children.

I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining.

I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly.

I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.

I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.

And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed."

"You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides."

awwwwwww

Where is the punchline....I was waiting for it.....??

Up to the end, that was some hilarious stuff!!

This should be in the Jokes thread.

Funny as yoiu-know-what!!

Awwww... that was sweet!

tigersaint wrote:

This should be in the Jokes thread.

Funny as yoiu-know-what!!

Bah... shush you!

Women cry to make men feel guilty....period!!

Sometimes, but that's not the only reason we cry.

tigersaint wrote:

Women cry to make men feel guilty....period!!

No-women cry because of their period!!!!!!!!!

Pudgerocks wrote:

tigersaint wrote:

Women cry to make men feel guilty....period!!

No-women cry because of their period!!!!!!!!!

This is true!

Pudgerocks wrote:

tigersaint wrote:

Women cry to make men feel guilty....period!!

No-women cry because of their period!!!!!!!!!

tigersaint wrote:

Women cry to make men feel guilty....period!!

that's not true

Pudgerocks wrote:

tigersaint wrote:

Women cry to make men feel guilty....period!!

No-women cry because of their period!!!!!!!!!

They also cry a lot during Men'llpause!! :twisted:

prod wrote:

tigersaint wrote:

Women cry to make men feel guilty....period!!

that's not true

It is and you KNOW it!!

tigersaint wrote:

Pudgerocks wrote:

tigersaint wrote:

Women cry to make men feel guilty....period!!

No-women cry because of their period!!!!!!!!!

They also cry a lot during Men'llpause!! :twisted:

You mean MENtal pause?????????????????

No....I mean Men Will Pause!!

tigersaint wrote:

No....I mean Men Will Pause!!

They will if they are smart!!!!!!!!!

tigersaint wrote:

prod wrote:

tigersaint wrote:

Women cry to make men feel guilty....period!!

that's not true

It is and you KNOW it!!

:silent:

prod wrote:

tigersaint wrote:

prod wrote:

tigersaint wrote:

Women cry to make men feel guilty....period!!

that's not true

It is and you KNOW it!!

:silent:

tigersaint wrote:

prod wrote:

tigersaint wrote:

prod wrote:

tigersaint wrote:

Women cry to make men feel guilty....period!!

that's not true

It is and you KNOW it!!

:silent:

Women cry because.....men won't.

Why is THAT a problem?

Men suck?

SoulRat wrote:

Men suck?

no

catbox_9 wrote:

SoulRat wrote:

Men suck?

no

Sometimes?

SoulRat wrote:

catbox_9 wrote:

SoulRat wrote:

Men suck?

no

Sometimes?

I don't.

Not even occasionally?

SoulRat wrote:

Not even occasionally?

Occasionally cry or suck?

Either.