Government Jokes

Subject: Government Jokes Sat May 24, 2008 5:48 pm

Congressman's Money

	A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and said, "Give me your money." The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said "You cannot do this, I'm a United States congressman!" The thief said, "In that case, give me my money!"

Subject: Re: Government Jokes Sat May 24, 2008 7:29 pm

:haha:

Subject: Re: Government Jokes Sat May 24, 2008 7:47 pm

Subject: Re: Government Jokes Tue May 27, 2008 11:33 am

Presidential candidates Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John McCain were flying to a debate.
Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, "You know I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."

John added, "I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his copilot, "Such big-shots back there. I could throw all three of them out of the window and make 156 million people very happy."

Subject: Re: Government Jokes Tue May 27, 2008 1:20 pm

Subject: Re: Government Jokes Tue May 27, 2008 3:30 pm

$1,000 bills are no longer printed and haven't been since 1945. They have been removed from circulation since 1969.

They looked like this:
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I'll pay $1,250 to the next person that gives me a US $1,000 bill (and then I'll resell it for a nice profit whistle

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lol haha hilllarious Smile

Subject: Re: Government Jokes Fri May 30, 2008 2:53 pm

catbox_9 wrote:: $1,000 bills are no longer printed and haven't been since 1945. They have been removed from circulation since 1969.

They looked like this:

I'll pay $1,250 to the next person that gives me a US $1,000 bill (and then I'll resell it for a nice profit )

Hey....No one ever said Obama was smart! LMAO

Subject: Re: Government Jokes Fri May 30, 2008 3:39 pm

Ohios#1TigerFan wrote:: Hey....No one ever said Obama was smart!

:haha:

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