3 word baseball story thread!!!

Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died. Lo cried and Raburn got better. "That was fast!" thought Ryan Raburn. "I should keep away from Lo! She's crazy and a bitch, too!" Ryan was clearly bored so he smacked catbox_9 because Raburn is a jerk. Tigerswinloseordraw lovingly fed Jim Leyland's fingernails to the dog.

Afterwards, Lo kicked Raburn in the crotch for calling her fat (Raburn is apparently a total jerk). Then, Raburn made out with Pudge. Disgusted, Lo ran like a gorilla to the nearest Home Depot so she could buy a really big bucket of paint to blind herself with and feed to Raburn's teammate named Nate Robertson.

Earlier that day at the beach, a skinny-dipping Tiger named Jose Mesa was skinny-dipping with teammate Neifi Perez when in jumped nude teammate Bobby Seay! Everyone realized what they were nakkie, so they got drunk and then Leyland called the cops.

"Arriba" shouted Magglio, still in Lakeland. "Muy caliente" shouted Tim Byrdak mockingly, while thinking of Pudge.

Meanwhile, Chad Durbin showered his wife with terrible news - the dog was pregnant. Chad punched the neighbor for raising a slutty dog. "Get that dog fixed!" yelled the drunk Durbin. But the damage was done. The neighbor, now bloody and bruised had died. At the pool, Crystal drowned herself. The cops came. Chad was arrested.

Meanwhile the dog named Bobsey walked around and burried Bonds in McCovey cove.

Back in Detroit performance-enhancing drugs were used by nearly every single player save one - Mr. Bobby Seay who was still drunk. Refusing rehab, he killed his doctor. While in heaven, the doctor cried.

In jail, Seay and Durbin dropped the soap while showering. They both reached for the soap and it turned into a yellow rose somehow. At dinner cdurbfan22 told Chad to break out. Chad said no, but then he said to her "Okay, I'll do it!"

Cdurb then said, "we need a plan to get you outta here!"

Chad then explained that he had a friend who spoke Portuguese.

"Is he married?" asked cdurbfan.

"Why's that matter?"

"It doesn't really, but I need to know if we can trust him".

"We can!"

Cdurb and Seay decided to combine their talents and break out using their ambidextrous bodies.

Once free, they went directly to Verlander's parent's house. Mrs. Verlander's finger was surgically reconnected so she wasn't home. Mr. Verlander was too busy to notice that the finger was crawling towards him and she was right behind it. Mrs. Verlander and her reattached finger had been shot, hence the crawling.

Justin came home and started to cry about his mom Kathy. He showed Kathy her wound and his dad Richard cried because he'd miss her. Suddenly Justin's iPhone stopped working. He decided to use Bobby's phone instead but his was off and not working. Kathy's phone started to ring. Justin started sobbing. On the display, her lover had called. Surprisingly it was Verlander's teammate named Joel Zumaya! He began dating Kathy while Justin was pitching his no-hitter. The locker-room was empty. The funeral-home near Comerica-Park was long. Young Benjamin solaced Justin by doing something stupid - Then Ben went to see his grandpa who lived in Virginia.

Afterwards, Ben and Justin decided to have ice cream. Their favorite flavor wasn't available so they decided to have haggis instead. The smell was pleasant. They loved the plethora of aromas.

After eating, the Brothers Verlander boarded a jet headed towards California. Where they went to visit catbox and sign autographs for $75. Cat was excited, since he didn't mind spending $75. Justin explained to Cat that his was free, and
Justin signed away! Justin signed Cat's old socks because the smell reminded him of Virginia. Ben offered to sign Cat's ceiling. He refused and donated the $75 to his bank acccount. The ceiling already was autographed - by catbox for some reason! Ben was so disappointed he killed a dog.


Justin then yelled , "Why did you kill that dog?"

Ben replied saying, "I miss my mommy!"

Catbox said, " Are you going to let him go?"

"What?" asked Ben.

"Nevermind" said Catbox.

Meanwhile, Edgar Renteria ate at Little Ceasar's Pizza because Mike Ilitch gave him it.

Then, Ilitch decided to kill someone so he called Tim Byrdak's mistress Juanita arranging a hit - Hessman must die! Poisoning Hessman's glove was Juanita's plan. She didn't consider that Hessman had a new glove. Hessman gave the old glove to Curtis Granderson who was wearing it. Sadly, Granderson soon died while catching a fly ball. This sacrify-catch saved the game, even though Curtis died.

Mourning everywhere except Kentucky (especially in Louisville where they celebrated), people cried.

Punishment fell swift on Juanita - she was condemned to
be executed quickly.

But the governor, also sleeping with Juanita, pardoned her.

Furious, Granderson's mother slapped her right across the face. Shit!, Juanita yelled before somehow dying. Mr. Granderson's testament determined that his wife, guilty, should die. She was executed at sundown.

Meanwhile Mr. Ilitch called Jeremy Bonderman because Edgar Renteria complained about being too ugly for a shortstop! Bondo was surprised and strangely delighted that Illich cared. Bondo then collapsed because he broke his pitching arm while he was moving boxes with his wife and daughter trying to flee the country. They were going to Mexico because that's where the peaches are rotten.

Meanwhile, Dave Dombrowski traded Bobby Seay to the Houston Astros for Roy Oswalt. Oswalt soon died in his sleep.
There was soon a funeral for Roy. Everyone was really apathetic. They wanted to go bowling and go gambling and eat Whitecastle. In Vegas they entered a wedding chapel to watch random weddings. Astonishingly they met Queen Elizabeth II with recently divorced King Juan Carlos.

"Hola muchachos," the king said to some Tigers, "what happens in Vegas stays here!"

"Perfect! So let's go tell everyone what we did - then they will think we're cool! "

So of course they told everyone. This caused an uproar between the British and Spanish and a war suddenly broke out. Millions died.

Meanwhile, Mike Rabelo was badly injured - he slipped while helping rob a bank against his will. His injuries included a broken wrist, collapsed lung, two broken legs, and shattered pelvis. MrsRabelo and SoulRat fell in love with the responsible surgeon who helped Rabelo become a woman after healing him.

Catbox then walked to his bed, only to find no pillows left. So he went to sleep elsewhere.

Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died. Lo cried and Raburn got better. "That was fast!" thought Ryan Raburn. "I should keep away from Lo! She's crazy and a bitch, too!" Ryan was clearly bored so he smacked catbox_9 because Raburn is a jerk. Tigerswinloseordraw lovingly fed Jim Leyland's fingernails to the dog.

Afterwards, Lo kicked Raburn in the crotch for calling her fat (Raburn is apparently a total jerk). Then, Raburn made out with Pudge. Disgusted, Lo ran like a gorilla to the nearest Home Depot so she could buy a really big bucket of paint to blind herself with and feed to Raburn's teammate named Nate Robertson.

Earlier that day at the beach, a skinny-dipping Tiger named Jose Mesa was skinny-dipping with teammate Neifi Perez when in jumped nude teammate Bobby Seay! Everyone realized what they were nakkie, so they got drunk and then Leyland called the cops.

"Arriba" shouted Magglio, still in Lakeland. "Muy caliente" shouted Tim Byrdak mockingly, while thinking of Pudge.

Meanwhile, Chad Durbin showered his wife with terrible news - the dog was pregnant. Chad punched the neighbor for raising a slutty dog. "Get that dog fixed!" yelled the drunk Durbin. But the damage was done. The neighbor, now bloody and bruised had died. At the pool, Crystal drowned herself. The cops came. Chad was arrested.

Meanwhile the dog named Bobsey walked around and burried Bonds in McCovey cove.

Back in Detroit performance-enhancing drugs were used by nearly every single player save one - Mr. Bobby Seay who was still drunk. Refusing rehab, he killed his doctor. While in heaven, the doctor cried.

In jail, Seay and Durbin dropped the soap while showering. They both reached for the soap and it turned into a yellow rose somehow. At dinner cdurbfan22 told Chad to break out. Chad said no, but then he said to her "Okay, I'll do it!"

Cdurb then said, "we need a plan to get you outta here!"

Chad then explained that he had a friend who spoke Portuguese.

"Is he married?" asked cdurbfan.

"Why's that matter?"

"It doesn't really, but I need to know if we can trust him".

"We can!"

Cdurb and Seay decided to combine their talents and break out using their ambidextrous bodies.

Once free, they went directly to Verlander's parent's house. Mrs. Verlander's finger was surgically reconnected so she wasn't home. Mr. Verlander was too busy to notice that the finger was crawling towards him and she was right behind it. Mrs. Verlander and her reattached finger had been shot, hence the crawling.

Justin came home and started to cry about his mom Kathy. He showed Kathy her wound and his dad Richard cried because he'd miss her. Suddenly Justin's iPhone stopped working. He decided to use Bobby's phone instead but his was off and not working. Kathy's phone started to ring. Justin started sobbing. On the display, her lover had called. Surprisingly it was Verlander's teammate named Joel Zumaya! He began dating Kathy while Justin was pitching his no-hitter. The locker-room was empty. The funeral-home near Comerica-Park was long. Young Benjamin solaced Justin by doing something stupid - Then Ben went to see his grandpa who lived in Virginia.

Afterwards, Ben and Justin decided to have ice cream. Their favorite flavor wasn't available so they decided to have haggis instead. The smell was pleasant. They loved the plethora of aromas.

After eating, the Brothers Verlander boarded a jet headed towards California. Where they went to visit catbox and sign autographs for $75. Cat was excited, since he didn't mind spending $75. Justin explained to Cat that his was free, and
Justin signed away! Justin signed Cat's old socks because the smell reminded him of Virginia. Ben offered to sign Cat's ceiling. He refused and donated the $75 to his bank acccount. The ceiling already was autographed - by catbox for some reason! Ben was so disappointed he killed a dog.


Justin then yelled , "Why did you kill that dog?"

Ben replied saying, "I miss my mommy!"

Catbox said, " Are you going to let him go?"

"What?" asked Ben.

"Nevermind" said Catbox.

Meanwhile, Edgar Renteria ate at Little Ceasar's Pizza because Mike Ilitch gave him it.

Then, Ilitch decided to kill someone so he called Tim Byrdak's mistress Juanita arranging a hit - Hessman must die! Poisoning Hessman's glove was Juanita's plan. She didn't consider that Hessman had a new glove. Hessman gave the old glove to Curtis Granderson who was wearing it. Sadly, Granderson soon died while catching a fly ball. This sacrify-catch saved the game, even though Curtis died.

Mourning everywhere except Kentucky (especially in Louisville where they celebrated), people cried.

Punishment fell swift on Juanita - she was condemned to
be executed quickly.

But the governor, also sleeping with Juanita, pardoned her.

Furious, Granderson's mother slapped her right across the face. Shit!, Juanita yelled before somehow dying. Mr. Granderson's testament determined that his wife, guilty, should die. She was executed at sundown.

Meanwhile Mr. Ilitch called Jeremy Bonderman because Edgar Renteria complained about being too ugly for a shortstop! Bondo was surprised and strangely delighted that Illich cared. Bondo then collapsed because he broke his pitching arm while he was moving boxes with his wife and daughter trying to flee the country. They were going to Mexico because that's where the peaches are rotten.

Meanwhile, Dave Dombrowski traded Bobby Seay to the Houston Astros for Roy Oswalt. Oswalt soon died in his sleep.
There was soon a funeral for Roy. Everyone was really apathetic. They wanted to go bowling and go gambling and eat Whitecastle. In Vegas they entered a wedding chapel to watch random weddings. Astonishingly they met Queen Elizabeth II with recently divorced King Juan Carlos.

"Hola muchachos," the king said to some Tigers, "what happens in Vegas stays here!"

"Perfect! So let's go tell everyone what we did - then they will think we're cool! "

So of course they told everyone. This caused an uproar between the British and Spanish and a war suddenly broke out. Millions died.

Meanwhile, Mike Rabelo was badly injured - he slipped while helping rob a bank against his will. His injuries included a broken wrist, collapsed lung, two broken legs, and shattered pelvis. MrsRabelo and SoulRat fell in love with the responsible surgeon who helped Rabelo become a woman after healing him.

Catbox then walked to his bed, only to find no pillows left. So he went to sleep elsewhere. He was dreaming

Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died. Lo cried and Raburn got better. "That was fast!" thought Ryan Raburn. "I should keep away from Lo! She's crazy and a bitch, too!" Ryan was clearly bored so he smacked catbox_9 because Raburn is a jerk. Tigerswinloseordraw lovingly fed Jim Leyland's fingernails to the dog.

Afterwards, Lo kicked Raburn in the crotch for calling her fat (Raburn is apparently a total jerk). Then, Raburn made out with Pudge. Disgusted, Lo ran like a gorilla to the nearest Home Depot so she could buy a really big bucket of paint to blind herself with and feed to Raburn's teammate named Nate Robertson.

Earlier that day at the beach, a skinny-dipping Tiger named Jose Mesa was skinny-dipping with teammate Neifi Perez when in jumped nude teammate Bobby Seay! Everyone realized what they were nakkie, so they got drunk and then Leyland called the cops.

"Arriba" shouted Magglio, still in Lakeland. "Muy caliente" shouted Tim Byrdak mockingly, while thinking of Pudge.

Meanwhile, Chad Durbin showered his wife with terrible news - the dog was pregnant. Chad punched the neighbor for raising a slutty dog. "Get that dog fixed!" yelled the drunk Durbin. But the damage was done. The neighbor, now bloody and bruised had died. At the pool, Crystal drowned herself. The cops came. Chad was arrested.

Meanwhile the dog named Bobsey walked around and burried Bonds in McCovey cove.

Back in Detroit performance-enhancing drugs were used by nearly every single player save one - Mr. Bobby Seay who was still drunk. Refusing rehab, he killed his doctor. While in heaven, the doctor cried.

In jail, Seay and Durbin dropped the soap while showering. They both reached for the soap and it turned into a yellow rose somehow. At dinner cdurbfan22 told Chad to break out. Chad said no, but then he said to her "Okay, I'll do it!"

Cdurb then said, "we need a plan to get you outta here!"

Chad then explained that he had a friend who spoke Portuguese.

"Is he married?" asked cdurbfan.

"Why's that matter?"

"It doesn't really, but I need to know if we can trust him".

"We can!"

Cdurb and Seay decided to combine their talents and break out using their ambidextrous bodies.

Once free, they went directly to Verlander's parent's house. Mrs. Verlander's finger was surgically reconnected so she wasn't home. Mr. Verlander was too busy to notice that the finger was crawling towards him and she was right behind it. Mrs. Verlander and her reattached finger had been shot, hence the crawling.

Justin came home and started to cry about his mom Kathy. He showed Kathy her wound and his dad Richard cried because he'd miss her. Suddenly Justin's iPhone stopped working. He decided to use Bobby's phone instead but his was off and not working. Kathy's phone started to ring. Justin started sobbing. On the display, her lover had called. Surprisingly it was Verlander's teammate named Joel Zumaya! He began dating Kathy while Justin was pitching his no-hitter. The locker-room was empty. The funeral-home near Comerica-Park was long. Young Benjamin solaced Justin by doing something stupid - Then Ben went to see his grandpa who lived in Virginia.

Afterwards, Ben and Justin decided to have ice cream. Their favorite flavor wasn't available so they decided to have haggis instead. The smell was pleasant. They loved the plethora of aromas.

After eating, the Brothers Verlander boarded a jet headed towards California. Where they went to visit catbox and sign autographs for $75. Cat was excited, since he didn't mind spending $75. Justin explained to Cat that his was free, and
Justin signed away! Justin signed Cat's old socks because the smell reminded him of Virginia. Ben offered to sign Cat's ceiling. He refused and donated the $75 to his bank acccount. The ceiling already was autographed - by catbox for some reason! Ben was so disappointed he killed a dog.


Justin then yelled , "Why did you kill that dog?"

Ben replied saying, "I miss my mommy!"

Catbox said, " Are you going to let him go?"

"What?" asked Ben.

"Nevermind" said Catbox.

Meanwhile, Edgar Renteria ate at Little Ceasar's Pizza because Mike Ilitch gave him it.

Then, Ilitch decided to kill someone so he called Tim Byrdak's mistress Juanita arranging a hit - Hessman must die! Poisoning Hessman's glove was Juanita's plan. She didn't consider that Hessman had a new glove. Hessman gave the old glove to Curtis Granderson who was wearing it. Sadly, Granderson soon died while catching a fly ball. This sacrify-catch saved the game, even though Curtis died.

Mourning everywhere except Kentucky (especially in Louisville where they celebrated), people cried.

Punishment fell swift on Juanita - she was condemned to
be executed quickly.

But the governor, also sleeping with Juanita, pardoned her.

Furious, Granderson's mother slapped her right across the face. Shit!, Juanita yelled before somehow dying. Mr. Granderson's testament determined that his wife, guilty, should die. She was executed at sundown.

Meanwhile Mr. Ilitch called Jeremy Bonderman because Edgar Renteria complained about being too ugly for a shortstop! Bondo was surprised and strangely delighted that Illich cared. Bondo then collapsed because he broke his pitching arm while he was moving boxes with his wife and daughter trying to flee the country. They were going to Mexico because that's where the peaches are rotten.

Meanwhile, Dave Dombrowski traded Bobby Seay to the Houston Astros for Roy Oswalt. Oswalt soon died in his sleep.
There was soon a funeral for Roy. Everyone was really apathetic. They wanted to go bowling and go gambling and eat Whitecastle. In Vegas they entered a wedding chapel to watch random weddings. Astonishingly they met Queen Elizabeth II with recently divorced King Juan Carlos.

"Hola muchachos," the king said to some Tigers, "what happens in Vegas stays here!"

"Perfect! So let's go tell everyone what we did - then they will think we're cool! "

So of course they told everyone. This caused an uproar between the British and Spanish and a war suddenly broke out. Millions died.

Meanwhile, Mike Rabelo was badly injured - he slipped while helping rob a bank against his will. His injuries included a broken wrist, collapsed lung, two broken legs, and shattered pelvis. MrsRabelo and SoulRat fell in love with the responsible surgeon who helped Rabelo become a woman after healing him.

Catbox then walked to his bed, only to find no pillows left. So he went to sleep elsewhere. He was dreaming of riches.

Meanwhile,

back in Vegas.....

Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died. Lo cried and Raburn got better. "That was fast!" thought Ryan Raburn. "I should keep away from Lo! She's crazy and a bitch, too!" Ryan was clearly bored so he smacked catbox_9 because Raburn is a jerk. Tigerswinloseordraw lovingly fed Jim Leyland's fingernails to the dog.

Afterwards, Lo kicked Raburn in the crotch for calling her fat (Raburn is apparently a total jerk). Then, Raburn made out with Pudge. Disgusted, Lo ran like a gorilla to the nearest Home Depot so she could buy a really big bucket of paint to blind herself with and feed to Raburn's teammate named Nate Robertson.

Earlier that day at the beach, a skinny-dipping Tiger named Jose Mesa was skinny-dipping with teammate Neifi Perez when in jumped nude teammate Bobby Seay! Everyone realized what they were nakkie, so they got drunk and then Leyland called the cops.

"Arriba" shouted Magglio, still in Lakeland. "Muy caliente" shouted Tim Byrdak mockingly, while thinking of Pudge.

Meanwhile, Chad Durbin showered his wife with terrible news - the dog was pregnant. Chad punched the neighbor for raising a slutty dog. "Get that dog fixed!" yelled the drunk Durbin. But the damage was done. The neighbor, now bloody and bruised had died. At the pool, Crystal drowned herself. The cops came. Chad was arrested.

Meanwhile the dog named Bobsey walked around and burried Bonds in McCovey cove.

Back in Detroit performance-enhancing drugs were used by nearly every single player save one - Mr. Bobby Seay who was still drunk. Refusing rehab, he killed his doctor. While in heaven, the doctor cried.

In jail, Seay and Durbin dropped the soap while showering. They both reached for the soap and it turned into a yellow rose somehow. At dinner cdurbfan22 told Chad to break out. Chad said no, but then he said to her "Okay, I'll do it!"

Cdurb then said, "we need a plan to get you outta here!"

Chad then explained that he had a friend who spoke Portuguese.

"Is he married?" asked cdurbfan.

"Why's that matter?"

"It doesn't really, but I need to know if we can trust him".

"We can!"

Cdurb and Seay decided to combine their talents and break out using their ambidextrous bodies.

Once free, they went directly to Verlander's parent's house. Mrs. Verlander's finger was surgically reconnected so she wasn't home. Mr. Verlander was too busy to notice that the finger was crawling towards him and she was right behind it. Mrs. Verlander and her reattached finger had been shot, hence the crawling.

Justin came home and started to cry about his mom Kathy. He showed Kathy her wound and his dad Richard cried because he'd miss her. Suddenly Justin's iPhone stopped working. He decided to use Bobby's phone instead but his was off and not working. Kathy's phone started to ring. Justin started sobbing. On the display, her lover had called. Surprisingly it was Verlander's teammate named Joel Zumaya! He began dating Kathy while Justin was pitching his no-hitter. The locker-room was empty. The funeral-home near Comerica-Park was long. Young Benjamin solaced Justin by doing something stupid - Then Ben went to see his grandpa who lived in Virginia.

Afterwards, Ben and Justin decided to have ice cream. Their favorite flavor wasn't available so they decided to have haggis instead. The smell was pleasant. They loved the plethora of aromas.

After eating, the Brothers Verlander boarded a jet headed towards California. Where they went to visit catbox and sign autographs for $75. Cat was excited, since he didn't mind spending $75. Justin explained to Cat that his was free, and
Justin signed away! Justin signed Cat's old socks because the smell reminded him of Virginia. Ben offered to sign Cat's ceiling. He refused and donated the $75 to his bank acccount. The ceiling already was autographed - by catbox for some reason! Ben was so disappointed he killed a dog.


Justin then yelled , "Why did you kill that dog?"

Ben replied saying, "I miss my mommy!"

Catbox said, " Are you going to let him go?"

"What?" asked Ben.

"Nevermind" said Catbox.

Meanwhile, Edgar Renteria ate at Little Ceasar's Pizza because Mike Ilitch gave him it.

Then, Ilitch decided to kill someone so he called Tim Byrdak's mistress Juanita arranging a hit - Hessman must die! Poisoning Hessman's glove was Juanita's plan. She didn't consider that Hessman had a new glove. Hessman gave the old glove to Curtis Granderson who was wearing it. Sadly, Granderson soon died while catching a fly ball. This sacrify-catch saved the game, even though Curtis died.

Mourning everywhere except Kentucky (especially in Louisville where they celebrated), people cried.

Punishment fell swift on Juanita - she was condemned to
be executed quickly.

But the governor, also sleeping with Juanita, pardoned her.

Furious, Granderson's mother slapped her right across the face. Shit!, Juanita yelled before somehow dying. Mr. Granderson's testament determined that his wife, guilty, should die. She was executed at sundown.

Meanwhile Mr. Ilitch called Jeremy Bonderman because Edgar Renteria complained about being too ugly for a shortstop! Bondo was surprised and strangely delighted that Illich cared. Bondo then collapsed because he broke his pitching arm while he was moving boxes with his wife and daughter trying to flee the country. They were going to Mexico because that's where the peaches are rotten.

Meanwhile, Dave Dombrowski traded Bobby Seay to the Houston Astros for Roy Oswalt. Oswalt soon died in his sleep.
There was soon a funeral for Roy. Everyone was really apathetic. They wanted to go bowling and go gambling and eat Whitecastle. In Vegas they entered a wedding chapel to watch random weddings. Astonishingly they met Queen Elizabeth II with recently divorced King Juan Carlos.

"Hola muchachos," the king said to some Tigers, "what happens in Vegas stays here!"

"Perfect! So let's go tell everyone what we did - then they will think we're cool! "

So of course they told everyone. This caused an uproar between the British and Spanish and a war suddenly broke out. Millions died.

Meanwhile, Mike Rabelo was badly injured - he slipped while helping rob a bank against his will. His injuries included a broken wrist, collapsed lung, two broken legs, and shattered pelvis. MrsRabelo and SoulRat fell in love with the responsible surgeon who helped Rabelo become a woman after healing him.

Catbox then walked to his bed, only to find no pillows left. So he went to sleep elsewhere. He was dreaming of riches.

Meanwhile, back in Vegas, underage Rick Porcello

drank some alcohol


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i just typed this from my iPod

Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died. Lo cried and Raburn got better. "That was fast!" thought Ryan Raburn. "I should keep away from Lo! She's crazy and a bitch, too!" Ryan was clearly bored so he smacked catbox_9 because Raburn is a jerk. Tigerswinloseordraw lovingly fed Jim Leyland's fingernails to the dog.

Afterwards, Lo kicked Raburn in the crotch for calling her fat (Raburn is apparently a total jerk). Then, Raburn made out with Pudge. Disgusted, Lo ran like a gorilla to the nearest Home Depot so she could buy a really big bucket of paint to blind herself with and feed to Raburn's teammate named Nate Robertson.

Earlier that day at the beach, a skinny-dipping Tiger named Jose Mesa was skinny-dipping with teammate Neifi Perez when in jumped nude teammate Bobby Seay! Everyone realized what they were nakkie, so they got drunk and then Leyland called the cops.

"Arriba" shouted Magglio, still in Lakeland. "Muy caliente" shouted Tim Byrdak mockingly, while thinking of Pudge.

Meanwhile, Chad Durbin showered his wife with terrible news - the dog was pregnant. Chad punched the neighbor for raising a slutty dog. "Get that dog fixed!" yelled the drunk Durbin. But the damage was done. The neighbor, now bloody and bruised had died. At the pool, Crystal drowned herself. The cops came. Chad was arrested.

Meanwhile the dog named Bobsey walked around and burried Bonds in McCovey cove.

Back in Detroit performance-enhancing drugs were used by nearly every single player save one - Mr. Bobby Seay who was still drunk. Refusing rehab, he killed his doctor. While in heaven, the doctor cried.

In jail, Seay and Durbin dropped the soap while showering. They both reached for the soap and it turned into a yellow rose somehow. At dinner cdurbfan22 told Chad to break out. Chad said no, but then he said to her "Okay, I'll do it!"

Cdurb then said, "we need a plan to get you outta here!"

Chad then explained that he had a friend who spoke Portuguese.

"Is he married?" asked cdurbfan.

"Why's that matter?"

"It doesn't really, but I need to know if we can trust him".

"We can!"

Cdurb and Seay decided to combine their talents and break out using their ambidextrous bodies.

Once free, they went directly to Verlander's parent's house. Mrs. Verlander's finger was surgically reconnected so she wasn't home. Mr. Verlander was too busy to notice that the finger was crawling towards him and she was right behind it. Mrs. Verlander and her reattached finger had been shot, hence the crawling.

Justin came home and started to cry about his mom Kathy. He showed Kathy her wound and his dad Richard cried because he'd miss her. Suddenly Justin's iPhone stopped working. He decided to use Bobby's phone instead but his was off and not working. Kathy's phone started to ring. Justin started sobbing. On the display, her lover had called. Surprisingly it was Verlander's teammate named Joel Zumaya! He began dating Kathy while Justin was pitching his no-hitter. The locker-room was empty. The funeral-home near Comerica-Park was long. Young Benjamin solaced Justin by doing something stupid - Then Ben went to see his grandpa who lived in Virginia.

Afterwards, Ben and Justin decided to have ice cream. Their favorite flavor wasn't available so they decided to have haggis instead. The smell was pleasant. They loved the plethora of aromas.

After eating, the Brothers Verlander boarded a jet headed towards California. Where they went to visit catbox and sign autographs for $75. Cat was excited, since he didn't mind spending $75. Justin explained to Cat that his was free, and
Justin signed away! Justin signed Cat's old socks because the smell reminded him of Virginia. Ben offered to sign Cat's ceiling. He refused and donated the $75 to his bank acccount. The ceiling already was autographed - by catbox for some reason! Ben was so disappointed he killed a dog.


Justin then yelled , "Why did you kill that dog?"

Ben replied saying, "I miss my mommy!"

Catbox said, " Are you going to let him go?"

"What?" asked Ben.

"Nevermind" said Catbox.

Meanwhile, Edgar Renteria ate at Little Ceasar's Pizza because Mike Ilitch gave him it.

Then, Ilitch decided to kill someone so he called Tim Byrdak's mistress Juanita arranging a hit - Hessman must die! Poisoning Hessman's glove was Juanita's plan. She didn't consider that Hessman had a new glove. Hessman gave the old glove to Curtis Granderson who was wearing it. Sadly, Granderson soon died while catching a fly ball. This sacrify-catch saved the game, even though Curtis died.

Mourning everywhere except Kentucky (especially in Louisville where they celebrated), people cried.

Punishment fell swift on Juanita - she was condemned to
be executed quickly.

But the governor, also sleeping with Juanita, pardoned her.

Furious, Granderson's mother slapped her right across the face. Shit!, Juanita yelled before somehow dying. Mr. Granderson's testament determined that his wife, guilty, should die. She was executed at sundown.

Meanwhile Mr. Ilitch called Jeremy Bonderman because Edgar Renteria complained about being too ugly for a shortstop! Bondo was surprised and strangely delighted that Illich cared. Bondo then collapsed because he broke his pitching arm while he was moving boxes with his wife and daughter trying to flee the country. They were going to Mexico because that's where the peaches are rotten.

Meanwhile, Dave Dombrowski traded Bobby Seay to the Houston Astros for Roy Oswalt. Oswalt soon died in his sleep.
There was soon a funeral for Roy. Everyone was really apathetic. They wanted to go bowling and go gambling and eat Whitecastle. In Vegas they entered a wedding chapel to watch random weddings. Astonishingly they met Queen Elizabeth II with recently divorced King Juan Carlos.

"Hola muchachos," the king said to some Tigers, "what happens in Vegas stays here!"

"Perfect! So let's go tell everyone what we did - then they will think we're cool! "

So of course they told everyone. This caused an uproar between the British and Spanish and a war suddenly broke out. Millions died.

Meanwhile, Mike Rabelo was badly injured - he slipped while helping rob a bank against his will. His injuries included a broken wrist, collapsed lung, two broken legs, and shattered pelvis. MrsRabelo and SoulRat fell in love with the responsible surgeon who helped Rabelo become a woman after healing him.

Catbox then walked to his bed, only to find no pillows left. So he went to sleep elsewhere. He was dreaming of riches.

Meanwhile, back in Vegas, underage Rick Porcello drank some alcohol and was arrested.

----------------------------------
Cool!

Then he died

Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died. Lo cried and Raburn got better. "That was fast!" thought Ryan Raburn. "I should keep away from Lo! She's crazy and a bitch, too!" Ryan was clearly bored so he smacked catbox_9 because Raburn is a jerk. Tigerswinloseordraw lovingly fed Jim Leyland's fingernails to the dog.

Afterwards, Lo kicked Raburn in the crotch for calling her fat (Raburn is apparently a total jerk). Then, Raburn made out with Pudge. Disgusted, Lo ran like a gorilla to the nearest Home Depot so she could buy a really big bucket of paint to blind herself with and feed to Raburn's teammate named Nate Robertson.

Earlier that day at the beach, a skinny-dipping Tiger named Jose Mesa was skinny-dipping with teammate Neifi Perez when in jumped nude teammate Bobby Seay! Everyone realized what they were nakkie, so they got drunk and then Leyland called the cops.

"Arriba" shouted Magglio, still in Lakeland. "Muy caliente" shouted Tim Byrdak mockingly, while thinking of Pudge.

Meanwhile, Chad Durbin showered his wife with terrible news - the dog was pregnant. Chad punched the neighbor for raising a slutty dog. "Get that dog fixed!" yelled the drunk Durbin. But the damage was done. The neighbor, now bloody and bruised had died. At the pool, Crystal drowned herself. The cops came. Chad was arrested.

Meanwhile the dog named Bobsey walked around and burried Bonds in McCovey cove.

Back in Detroit performance-enhancing drugs were used by nearly every single player save one - Mr. Bobby Seay who was still drunk. Refusing rehab, he killed his doctor. While in heaven, the doctor cried.

In jail, Seay and Durbin dropped the soap while showering. They both reached for the soap and it turned into a yellow rose somehow. At dinner cdurbfan22 told Chad to break out. Chad said no, but then he said to her "Okay, I'll do it!"

Cdurb then said, "we need a plan to get you outta here!"

Chad then explained that he had a friend who spoke Portuguese.

"Is he married?" asked cdurbfan.

"Why's that matter?"

"It doesn't really, but I need to know if we can trust him".

"We can!"

Cdurb and Seay decided to combine their talents and break out using their ambidextrous bodies.

Once free, they went directly to Verlander's parent's house. Mrs. Verlander's finger was surgically reconnected so she wasn't home. Mr. Verlander was too busy to notice that the finger was crawling towards him and she was right behind it. Mrs. Verlander and her reattached finger had been shot, hence the crawling.

Justin came home and started to cry about his mom Kathy. He showed Kathy her wound and his dad Richard cried because he'd miss her. Suddenly Justin's iPhone stopped working. He decided to use Bobby's phone instead but his was off and not working. Kathy's phone started to ring. Justin started sobbing. On the display, her lover had called. Surprisingly it was Verlander's teammate named Joel Zumaya! He began dating Kathy while Justin was pitching his no-hitter. The locker-room was empty. The funeral-home near Comerica-Park was long. Young Benjamin solaced Justin by doing something stupid - Then Ben went to see his grandpa who lived in Virginia.

Afterwards, Ben and Justin decided to have ice cream. Their favorite flavor wasn't available so they decided to have haggis instead. The smell was pleasant. They loved the plethora of aromas.

After eating, the Brothers Verlander boarded a jet headed towards California. Where they went to visit catbox and sign autographs for $75. Cat was excited, since he didn't mind spending $75. Justin explained to Cat that his was free, and
Justin signed away! Justin signed Cat's old socks because the smell reminded him of Virginia. Ben offered to sign Cat's ceiling. He refused and donated the $75 to his bank acccount. The ceiling already was autographed - by catbox for some reason! Ben was so disappointed he killed a dog.


Justin then yelled , "Why did you kill that dog?"

Ben replied saying, "I miss my mommy!"

Catbox said, " Are you going to let him go?"

"What?" asked Ben.

"Nevermind" said Catbox.

Meanwhile, Edgar Renteria ate at Little Ceasar's Pizza because Mike Ilitch gave him it.

Then, Ilitch decided to kill someone so he called Tim Byrdak's mistress Juanita arranging a hit - Hessman must die! Poisoning Hessman's glove was Juanita's plan. She didn't consider that Hessman had a new glove. Hessman gave the old glove to Curtis Granderson who was wearing it. Sadly, Granderson soon died while catching a fly ball. This sacrify-catch saved the game, even though Curtis died.

Mourning everywhere except Kentucky (especially in Louisville where they celebrated), people cried.

Punishment fell swift on Juanita - she was condemned to
be executed quickly.

But the governor, also sleeping with Juanita, pardoned her.

Furious, Granderson's mother slapped her right across the face. Shit!, Juanita yelled before somehow dying. Mr. Granderson's testament determined that his wife, guilty, should die. She was executed at sundown.

Meanwhile Mr. Ilitch called Jeremy Bonderman because Edgar Renteria complained about being too ugly for a shortstop! Bondo was surprised and strangely delighted that Illich cared. Bondo then collapsed because he broke his pitching arm while he was moving boxes with his wife and daughter trying to flee the country. They were going to Mexico because that's where the peaches are rotten.

Meanwhile, Dave Dombrowski traded Bobby Seay to the Houston Astros for Roy Oswalt. Oswalt soon died in his sleep.
There was soon a funeral for Roy. Everyone was really apathetic. They wanted to go bowling and go gambling and eat Whitecastle. In Vegas they entered a wedding chapel to watch random weddings. Astonishingly they met Queen Elizabeth II with recently divorced King Juan Carlos.

"Hola muchachos," the king said to some Tigers, "what happens in Vegas stays here!"

"Perfect! So let's go tell everyone what we did - then they will think we're cool! "

So of course they told everyone. This caused an uproar between the British and Spanish and a war suddenly broke out. Millions died.

Meanwhile, Mike Rabelo was badly injured - he slipped while helping rob a bank against his will. His injuries included a broken wrist, collapsed lung, two broken legs, and shattered pelvis. MrsRabelo and SoulRat fell in love with the responsible surgeon who helped Rabelo become a woman after healing him.

Catbox then walked to his bed, only to find no pillows left. So he went to sleep elsewhere. He was dreaming of riches.

Meanwhile, back in Vegas, underage Rick Porcello drank some alcohol and was arrested. Then he died because he drank

_________________________

Why does everyone have to die?

Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died. Lo cried and Raburn got better. "That was fast!" thought Ryan Raburn. "I should keep away from Lo! She's crazy and a bitch, too!" Ryan was clearly bored so he smacked catbox_9 because Raburn is a jerk. Tigerswinloseordraw lovingly fed Jim Leyland's fingernails to the dog.

Afterwards, Lo kicked Raburn in the crotch for calling her fat (Raburn is apparently a total jerk). Then, Raburn made out with Pudge. Disgusted, Lo ran like a gorilla to the nearest Home Depot so she could buy a really big bucket of paint to blind herself with and feed to Raburn's teammate named Nate Robertson.

Earlier that day at the beach, a skinny-dipping Tiger named Jose Mesa was skinny-dipping with teammate Neifi Perez when in jumped nude teammate Bobby Seay! Everyone realized what they were nakkie, so they got drunk and then Leyland called the cops.

"Arriba" shouted Magglio, still in Lakeland. "Muy caliente" shouted Tim Byrdak mockingly, while thinking of Pudge.

Meanwhile, Chad Durbin showered his wife with terrible news - the dog was pregnant. Chad punched the neighbor for raising a slutty dog. "Get that dog fixed!" yelled the drunk Durbin. But the damage was done. The neighbor, now bloody and bruised had died. At the pool, Crystal drowned herself. The cops came. Chad was arrested.

Meanwhile the dog named Bobsey walked around and burried Bonds in McCovey cove.

Back in Detroit performance-enhancing drugs were used by nearly every single player save one - Mr. Bobby Seay who was still drunk. Refusing rehab, he killed his doctor. While in heaven, the doctor cried.

In jail, Seay and Durbin dropped the soap while showering. They both reached for the soap and it turned into a yellow rose somehow. At dinner cdurbfan22 told Chad to break out. Chad said no, but then he said to her "Okay, I'll do it!"

Cdurb then said, "we need a plan to get you outta here!"

Chad then explained that he had a friend who spoke Portuguese.

"Is he married?" asked cdurbfan.

"Why's that matter?"

"It doesn't really, but I need to know if we can trust him".

"We can!"

Cdurb and Seay decided to combine their talents and break out using their ambidextrous bodies.

Once free, they went directly to Verlander's parent's house. Mrs. Verlander's finger was surgically reconnected so she wasn't home. Mr. Verlander was too busy to notice that the finger was crawling towards him and she was right behind it. Mrs. Verlander and her reattached finger had been shot, hence the crawling.

Justin came home and started to cry about his mom Kathy. He showed Kathy her wound and his dad Richard cried because he'd miss her. Suddenly Justin's iPhone stopped working. He decided to use Bobby's phone instead but his was off and not working. Kathy's phone started to ring. Justin started sobbing. On the display, her lover had called. Surprisingly it was Verlander's teammate named Joel Zumaya! He began dating Kathy while Justin was pitching his no-hitter. The locker-room was empty. The funeral-home near Comerica-Park was long. Young Benjamin solaced Justin by doing something stupid - Then Ben went to see his grandpa who lived in Virginia.

Afterwards, Ben and Justin decided to have ice cream. Their favorite flavor wasn't available so they decided to have haggis instead. The smell was pleasant. They loved the plethora of aromas.

After eating, the Brothers Verlander boarded a jet headed towards California. Where they went to visit catbox and sign autographs for $75. Cat was excited, since he didn't mind spending $75. Justin explained to Cat that his was free, and
Justin signed away! Justin signed Cat's old socks because the smell reminded him of Virginia. Ben offered to sign Cat's ceiling. He refused and donated the $75 to his bank acccount. The ceiling already was autographed - by catbox for some reason! Ben was so disappointed he killed a dog.


Justin then yelled , "Why did you kill that dog?"

Ben replied saying, "I miss my mommy!"

Catbox said, " Are you going to let him go?"

"What?" asked Ben.

"Nevermind" said Catbox.

Meanwhile, Edgar Renteria ate at Little Ceasar's Pizza because Mike Ilitch gave him it.

Then, Ilitch decided to kill someone so he called Tim Byrdak's mistress Juanita arranging a hit - Hessman must die! Poisoning Hessman's glove was Juanita's plan. She didn't consider that Hessman had a new glove. Hessman gave the old glove to Curtis Granderson who was wearing it. Sadly, Granderson soon died while catching a fly ball. This sacrify-catch saved the game, even though Curtis died.

Mourning everywhere except Kentucky (especially in Louisville where they celebrated), people cried.

Punishment fell swift on Juanita - she was condemned to
be executed quickly.

But the governor, also sleeping with Juanita, pardoned her.

Furious, Granderson's mother slapped her right across the face. Shit!, Juanita yelled before somehow dying. Mr. Granderson's testament determined that his wife, guilty, should die. She was executed at sundown.

Meanwhile Mr. Ilitch called Jeremy Bonderman because Edgar Renteria complained about being too ugly for a shortstop! Bondo was surprised and strangely delighted that Illich cared. Bondo then collapsed because he broke his pitching arm while he was moving boxes with his wife and daughter trying to flee the country. They were going to Mexico because that's where the peaches are rotten.

Meanwhile, Dave Dombrowski traded Bobby Seay to the Houston Astros for Roy Oswalt. Oswalt soon died in his sleep.
There was soon a funeral for Roy. Everyone was really apathetic. They wanted to go bowling and go gambling and eat Whitecastle. In Vegas they entered a wedding chapel to watch random weddings. Astonishingly they met Queen Elizabeth II with recently divorced King Juan Carlos.

"Hola muchachos," the king said to some Tigers, "what happens in Vegas stays here!"

"Perfect! So let's go tell everyone what we did - then they will think we're cool! "

So of course they told everyone. This caused an uproar between the British and Spanish and a war suddenly broke out. Millions died.

Meanwhile, Mike Rabelo was badly injured - he slipped while helping rob a bank against his will. His injuries included a broken wrist, collapsed lung, two broken legs, and shattered pelvis. MrsRabelo and SoulRat fell in love with the responsible surgeon who helped Rabelo become a woman after healing him.

Catbox then walked to his bed, only to find no pillows left. So he went to sleep elsewhere. He was dreaming of riches.

Meanwhile, back in Vegas, underage Rick Porcello drank some alcohol and was arrested. Then he died because he drank a cocktail offered by

Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died. Lo cried and Raburn got better. "That was fast!" thought Ryan Raburn. "I should keep away from Lo! She's crazy and a bitch, too!" Ryan was clearly bored so he smacked catbox_9 because Raburn is a jerk. Tigerswinloseordraw lovingly fed Jim Leyland's fingernails to the dog.

Afterwards, Lo kicked Raburn in the crotch for calling her fat (Raburn is apparently a total jerk). Then, Raburn made out with Pudge. Disgusted, Lo ran like a gorilla to the nearest Home Depot so she could buy a really big bucket of paint to blind herself with and feed to Raburn's teammate named Nate Robertson.

Earlier that day at the beach, a skinny-dipping Tiger named Jose Mesa was skinny-dipping with teammate Neifi Perez when in jumped nude teammate Bobby Seay! Everyone realized what they were nakkie, so they got drunk and then Leyland called the cops.

"Arriba" shouted Magglio, still in Lakeland. "Muy caliente" shouted Tim Byrdak mockingly, while thinking of Pudge.

Meanwhile, Chad Durbin showered his wife with terrible news - the dog was pregnant. Chad punched the neighbor for raising a slutty dog. "Get that dog fixed!" yelled the drunk Durbin. But the damage was done. The neighbor, now bloody and bruised had died. At the pool, Crystal drowned herself. The cops came. Chad was arrested.

Meanwhile the dog named Bobsey walked around and burried Bonds in McCovey cove.

Back in Detroit performance-enhancing drugs were used by nearly every single player save one - Mr. Bobby Seay who was still drunk. Refusing rehab, he killed his doctor. While in heaven, the doctor cried.

In jail, Seay and Durbin dropped the soap while showering. They both reached for the soap and it turned into a yellow rose somehow. At dinner cdurbfan22 told Chad to break out. Chad said no, but then he said to her "Okay, I'll do it!"

Cdurb then said, "we need a plan to get you outta here!"

Chad then explained that he had a friend who spoke Portuguese.

"Is he married?" asked cdurbfan.

"Why's that matter?"

"It doesn't really, but I need to know if we can trust him".

"We can!"

Cdurb and Seay decided to combine their talents and break out using their ambidextrous bodies.

Once free, they went directly to Verlander's parent's house. Mrs. Verlander's finger was surgically reconnected so she wasn't home. Mr. Verlander was too busy to notice that the finger was crawling towards him and she was right behind it. Mrs. Verlander and her reattached finger had been shot, hence the crawling.

Justin came home and started to cry about his mom Kathy. He showed Kathy her wound and his dad Richard cried because he'd miss her. Suddenly Justin's iPhone stopped working. He decided to use Bobby's phone instead but his was off and not working. Kathy's phone started to ring. Justin started sobbing. On the display, her lover had called. Surprisingly it was Verlander's teammate named Joel Zumaya! He began dating Kathy while Justin was pitching his no-hitter. The locker-room was empty. The funeral-home near Comerica-Park was long. Young Benjamin solaced Justin by doing something stupid - Then Ben went to see his grandpa who lived in Virginia.

Afterwards, Ben and Justin decided to have ice cream. Their favorite flavor wasn't available so they decided to have haggis instead. The smell was pleasant. They loved the plethora of aromas.

After eating, the Brothers Verlander boarded a jet headed towards California. Where they went to visit catbox and sign autographs for $75. Cat was excited, since he didn't mind spending $75. Justin explained to Cat that his was free, and
Justin signed away! Justin signed Cat's old socks because the smell reminded him of Virginia. Ben offered to sign Cat's ceiling. He refused and donated the $75 to his bank acccount. The ceiling already was autographed - by catbox for some reason! Ben was so disappointed he killed a dog.


Justin then yelled , "Why did you kill that dog?"

Ben replied saying, "I miss my mommy!"

Catbox said, " Are you going to let him go?"

"What?" asked Ben.

"Nevermind" said Catbox.

Meanwhile, Edgar Renteria ate at Little Ceasar's Pizza because Mike Ilitch gave him it.

Then, Ilitch decided to kill someone so he called Tim Byrdak's mistress Juanita arranging a hit - Hessman must die! Poisoning Hessman's glove was Juanita's plan. She didn't consider that Hessman had a new glove. Hessman gave the old glove to Curtis Granderson who was wearing it. Sadly, Granderson soon died while catching a fly ball. This sacrify-catch saved the game, even though Curtis died.

Mourning everywhere except Kentucky (especially in Louisville where they celebrated), people cried.

Punishment fell swift on Juanita - she was condemned to
be executed quickly.

But the governor, also sleeping with Juanita, pardoned her.

Furious, Granderson's mother slapped her right across the face. Shit!, Juanita yelled before somehow dying. Mr. Granderson's testament determined that his wife, guilty, should die. She was executed at sundown.

Meanwhile Mr. Ilitch called Jeremy Bonderman because Edgar Renteria complained about being too ugly for a shortstop! Bondo was surprised and strangely delighted that Illich cared. Bondo then collapsed because he broke his pitching arm while he was moving boxes with his wife and daughter trying to flee the country. They were going to Mexico because that's where the peaches are rotten.

Meanwhile, Dave Dombrowski traded Bobby Seay to the Houston Astros for Roy Oswalt. Oswalt soon died in his sleep.
There was soon a funeral for Roy. Everyone was really apathetic. They wanted to go bowling and go gambling and eat Whitecastle. In Vegas they entered a wedding chapel to watch random weddings. Astonishingly they met Queen Elizabeth II with recently divorced King Juan Carlos.

"Hola muchachos," the king said to some Tigers, "what happens in Vegas stays here!"

"Perfect! So let's go tell everyone what we did - then they will think we're cool! "

So of course they told everyone. This caused an uproar between the British and Spanish and a war suddenly broke out. Millions died.

Meanwhile, Mike Rabelo was badly injured - he slipped while helping rob a bank against his will. His injuries included a broken wrist, collapsed lung, two broken legs, and shattered pelvis. MrsRabelo and SoulRat fell in love with the responsible surgeon who helped Rabelo become a woman after healing him.

Catbox then walked to his bed, only to find no pillows left. So he went to sleep elsewhere. He was dreaming of riches.

Meanwhile, back in Vegas, underage Rick Porcello drank some alcohol and was arrested. Then he died because he drank a cocktail offered by someone. It was antifreeze.

-------------------------
Sorry that was 4 words but I wanted to clear that up. Oh, and sorry mrsrabelo - dying is fun I guess!

And everyone knows

Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died. Lo cried and Raburn got better. "That was fast!" thought Ryan Raburn. "I should keep away from Lo! She's crazy and a bitch, too!" Ryan was clearly bored so he smacked catbox_9 because Raburn is a jerk. Tigerswinloseordraw lovingly fed Jim Leyland's fingernails to the dog.

Afterwards, Lo kicked Raburn in the crotch for calling her fat (Raburn is apparently a total jerk). Then, Raburn made out with Pudge. Disgusted, Lo ran like a gorilla to the nearest Home Depot so she could buy a really big bucket of paint to blind herself with and feed to Raburn's teammate named Nate Robertson.

Earlier that day at the beach, a skinny-dipping Tiger named Jose Mesa was skinny-dipping with teammate Neifi Perez when in jumped nude teammate Bobby Seay! Everyone realized what they were nakkie, so they got drunk and then Leyland called the cops.

"Arriba" shouted Magglio, still in Lakeland. "Muy caliente" shouted Tim Byrdak mockingly, while thinking of Pudge.

Meanwhile, Chad Durbin showered his wife with terrible news - the dog was pregnant. Chad punched the neighbor for raising a slutty dog. "Get that dog fixed!" yelled the drunk Durbin. But the damage was done. The neighbor, now bloody and bruised had died. At the pool, Crystal drowned herself. The cops came. Chad was arrested.

Meanwhile the dog named Bobsey walked around and burried Bonds in McCovey cove.

Back in Detroit performance-enhancing drugs were used by nearly every single player save one - Mr. Bobby Seay who was still drunk. Refusing rehab, he killed his doctor. While in heaven, the doctor cried.

In jail, Seay and Durbin dropped the soap while showering. They both reached for the soap and it turned into a yellow rose somehow. At dinner cdurbfan22 told Chad to break out. Chad said no, but then he said to her "Okay, I'll do it!"

Cdurb then said, "we need a plan to get you outta here!"

Chad then explained that he had a friend who spoke Portuguese.

"Is he married?" asked cdurbfan.

"Why's that matter?"

"It doesn't really, but I need to know if we can trust him".

"We can!"

Cdurb and Seay decided to combine their talents and break out using their ambidextrous bodies.

Once free, they went directly to Verlander's parent's house. Mrs. Verlander's finger was surgically reconnected so she wasn't home. Mr. Verlander was too busy to notice that the finger was crawling towards him and she was right behind it. Mrs. Verlander and her reattached finger had been shot, hence the crawling.

Justin came home and started to cry about his mom Kathy. He showed Kathy her wound and his dad Richard cried because he'd miss her. Suddenly Justin's iPhone stopped working. He decided to use Bobby's phone instead but his was off and not working. Kathy's phone started to ring. Justin started sobbing. On the display, her lover had called. Surprisingly it was Verlander's teammate named Joel Zumaya! He began dating Kathy while Justin was pitching his no-hitter. The locker-room was empty. The funeral-home near Comerica-Park was long. Young Benjamin solaced Justin by doing something stupid - Then Ben went to see his grandpa who lived in Virginia.

Afterwards, Ben and Justin decided to have ice cream. Their favorite flavor wasn't available so they decided to have haggis instead. The smell was pleasant. They loved the plethora of aromas.

After eating, the Brothers Verlander boarded a jet headed towards California. Where they went to visit catbox and sign autographs for $75. Cat was excited, since he didn't mind spending $75. Justin explained to Cat that his was free, and
Justin signed away! Justin signed Cat's old socks because the smell reminded him of Virginia. Ben offered to sign Cat's ceiling. He refused and donated the $75 to his bank acccount. The ceiling already was autographed - by catbox for some reason! Ben was so disappointed he killed a dog.


Justin then yelled , "Why did you kill that dog?"

Ben replied saying, "I miss my mommy!"

Catbox said, " Are you going to let him go?"

"What?" asked Ben.

"Nevermind" said Catbox.

Meanwhile, Edgar Renteria ate at Little Ceasar's Pizza because Mike Ilitch gave him it.

Then, Ilitch decided to kill someone so he called Tim Byrdak's mistress Juanita arranging a hit - Hessman must die! Poisoning Hessman's glove was Juanita's plan. She didn't consider that Hessman had a new glove. Hessman gave the old glove to Curtis Granderson who was wearing it. Sadly, Granderson soon died while catching a fly ball. This sacrify-catch saved the game, even though Curtis died.

Mourning everywhere except Kentucky (especially in Louisville where they celebrated), people cried.

Punishment fell swift on Juanita - she was condemned to
be executed quickly.

But the governor, also sleeping with Juanita, pardoned her.

Furious, Granderson's mother slapped her right across the face. Shit!, Juanita yelled before somehow dying. Mr. Granderson's testament determined that his wife, guilty, should die. She was executed at sundown.

Meanwhile Mr. Ilitch called Jeremy Bonderman because Edgar Renteria complained about being too ugly for a shortstop! Bondo was surprised and strangely delighted that Illich cared. Bondo then collapsed because he broke his pitching arm while he was moving boxes with his wife and daughter trying to flee the country. They were going to Mexico because that's where the peaches are rotten.

Meanwhile, Dave Dombrowski traded Bobby Seay to the Houston Astros for Roy Oswalt. Oswalt soon died in his sleep.
There was soon a funeral for Roy. Everyone was really apathetic. They wanted to go bowling and go gambling and eat Whitecastle. In Vegas they entered a wedding chapel to watch random weddings. Astonishingly they met Queen Elizabeth II with recently divorced King Juan Carlos.

"Hola muchachos," the king said to some Tigers, "what happens in Vegas stays here!"

"Perfect! So let's go tell everyone what we did - then they will think we're cool! "

So of course they told everyone. This caused an uproar between the British and Spanish and a war suddenly broke out. Millions died.

Meanwhile, Mike Rabelo was badly injured - he slipped while helping rob a bank against his will. His injuries included a broken wrist, collapsed lung, two broken legs, and shattered pelvis. MrsRabelo and SoulRat fell in love with the responsible surgeon who helped Rabelo become a woman after healing him.

Catbox then walked to his bed, only to find no pillows left. So he went to sleep elsewhere. He was dreaming of riches.

Meanwhile, back in Vegas, underage Rick Porcello drank some alcohol and was arrested. Then he died because he drank a cocktail offered by someone. It was antifreeze. And everyone knows Porcello's father was

the Antifreeze King.

tigersaint wrote:

the Antifreeze King.

This story is getting hilarious, we should have catbox PUBLISH it!!

I'd buy one!!

new mafia don

swiss_tiger wrote:

Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died. Lo cried and Raburn got better. "That was fast!" thought Ryan Raburn. "I should keep away from Lo! She's crazy and a bitch, too!" Ryan was clearly bored so he smacked catbox_9 because Raburn is a jerk. Tigerswinloseordraw lovingly fed Jim Leyland's fingernails to the dog.

Afterwards, Lo kicked Raburn in the crotch for calling her fat (Raburn is apparently a total jerk). Then, Raburn made out with Pudge. Disgusted, Lo ran like a gorilla to the nearest Home Depot so she could buy a really big bucket of paint to blind herself with and feed to Raburn's teammate named Nate Robertson.

Earlier that day at the beach, a skinny-dipping Tiger named Jose Mesa was skinny-dipping with teammate Neifi Perez when in jumped nude teammate Bobby Seay! Everyone realized what they were nakkie, so they got drunk and then Leyland called the cops.

"Arriba" shouted Magglio, still in Lakeland. "Muy caliente" shouted Tim Byrdak mockingly, while thinking of Pudge.

Meanwhile, Chad Durbin showered his wife with terrible news - the dog was pregnant. Chad punched the neighbor for raising a slutty dog. "Get that dog fixed!" yelled the drunk Durbin. But the damage was done. The neighbor, now bloody and bruised had died. At the pool, Crystal drowned herself. The cops came. Chad was arrested.

Meanwhile the dog named Bobsey walked around and burried Bonds in McCovey cove.

Back in Detroit performance-enhancing drugs were used by nearly every single player save one - Mr. Bobby Seay who was still drunk. Refusing rehab, he killed his doctor. While in heaven, the doctor cried.

In jail, Seay and Durbin dropped the soap while showering. They both reached for the soap and it turned into a yellow rose somehow. At dinner cdurbfan22 told Chad to break out. Chad said no, but then he said to her "Okay, I'll do it!"

Cdurb then said, "we need a plan to get you outta here!"

Chad then explained that he had a friend who spoke Portuguese.

"Is he married?" asked cdurbfan.

"Why's that matter?"

"It doesn't really, but I need to know if we can trust him".

"We can!"

Cdurb and Seay decided to combine their talents and break out using their ambidextrous bodies.

Once free, they went directly to Verlander's parent's house. Mrs. Verlander's finger was surgically reconnected so she wasn't home. Mr. Verlander was too busy to notice that the finger was crawling towards him and she was right behind it. Mrs. Verlander and her reattached finger had been shot, hence the crawling.

Justin came home and started to cry about his mom Kathy. He showed Kathy her wound and his dad Richard cried because he'd miss her. Suddenly Justin's iPhone stopped working. He decided to use Bobby's phone instead but his was off and not working. Kathy's phone started to ring. Justin started sobbing. On the display, her lover had called. Surprisingly it was Verlander's teammate named Joel Zumaya! He began dating Kathy while Justin was pitching his no-hitter. The locker-room was empty. The funeral-home near Comerica-Park was long. Young Benjamin solaced Justin by doing something stupid - Then Ben went to see his grandpa who lived in Virginia.

Afterwards, Ben and Justin decided to have ice cream. Their favorite flavor wasn't available so they decided to have haggis instead. The smell was pleasant. They loved the plethora of aromas.

After eating, the Brothers Verlander boarded a jet headed towards California. Where they went to visit catbox and sign autographs for $75. Cat was excited, since he didn't mind spending $75. Justin explained to Cat that his was free, and
Justin signed away! Justin signed Cat's old socks because the smell reminded him of Virginia. Ben offered to sign Cat's ceiling. He refused and donated the $75 to his bank acccount. The ceiling already was autographed - by catbox for some reason! Ben was so disappointed he killed a dog.


Justin then yelled , "Why did you kill that dog?"

Ben replied saying, "I miss my mommy!"

Catbox said, " Are you going to let him go?"

"What?" asked Ben.

"Nevermind" said Catbox.

Meanwhile, Edgar Renteria ate at Little Ceasar's Pizza because Mike Ilitch gave him it.

Then, Ilitch decided to kill someone so he called Tim Byrdak's mistress Juanita arranging a hit - Hessman must die! Poisoning Hessman's glove was Juanita's plan. She didn't consider that Hessman had a new glove. Hessman gave the old glove to Curtis Granderson who was wearing it. Sadly, Granderson soon died while catching a fly ball. This sacrify-catch saved the game, even though Curtis died.

Mourning everywhere except Kentucky (especially in Louisville where they celebrated), people cried.

Punishment fell swift on Juanita - she was condemned to
be executed quickly.

But the governor, also sleeping with Juanita, pardoned her.

Furious, Granderson's mother slapped her right across the face. Shit!, Juanita yelled before somehow dying. Mr. Granderson's testament determined that his wife, guilty, should die. She was executed at sundown.

Meanwhile Mr. Ilitch called Jeremy Bonderman because Edgar Renteria complained about being too ugly for a shortstop! Bondo was surprised and strangely delighted that Illich cared. Bondo then collapsed because he broke his pitching arm while he was moving boxes with his wife and daughter trying to flee the country. They were going to Mexico because that's where the peaches are rotten.

Meanwhile, Dave Dombrowski traded Bobby Seay to the Houston Astros for Roy Oswalt. Oswalt soon died in his sleep.
There was soon a funeral for Roy. Everyone was really apathetic. They wanted to go bowling and go gambling and eat Whitecastle. In Vegas they entered a wedding chapel to watch random weddings. Astonishingly they met Queen Elizabeth II with recently divorced King Juan Carlos.

"Hola muchachos," the king said to some Tigers, "what happens in Vegas stays here!"

"Perfect! So let's go tell everyone what we did - then they will think we're cool! "

So of course they told everyone. This caused an uproar between the British and Spanish and a war suddenly broke out. Millions died.

Meanwhile, Mike Rabelo was badly injured - he slipped while helping rob a bank against his will. His injuries included a broken wrist, collapsed lung, two broken legs, and shattered pelvis. MrsRabelo and SoulRat fell in love with the responsible surgeon who helped Rabelo become a woman after healing him.

Catbox then walked to his bed, only to find no pillows left. So he went to sleep elsewhere. He was dreaming of riches.

Meanwhile, back in Vegas, underage Rick Porcello drank some alcohol and was arrested. Then he died because he drank a cocktail offered by someone. It was antifreeze. And everyone knows Porcello's father was the Antifreeze King. Porcello's grandpa Sam Dente

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Comment on Dente: Rick's maternal grandfather Sam Dente played for the Cleveland Indians in the WS in 1954.

tigersaint wrote:

I'd buy one!!

1 copy sold!

Of course, I'm waiting for the Cliffhanger Ending to resolve!!

had an antidote

I dont even get this, but I would love to be part of the story. Seems pretty funny.

wow, this is very interesting. I got within the first sentience or so but yeah, wow.

lol. i read quite a bit of it

I read it all too, I meant to write that I got lost, but I did read it all.

We started a new story, so I'll wrap this one up:

Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died. Lo cried and Raburn got better. "That was fast!" thought Ryan Raburn. "I should keep away from Lo! She's crazy and a bitch, too!" Ryan was clearly bored so he smacked catbox_9 because Raburn is a jerk. Tigerswinloseordraw lovingly fed Jim Leyland's fingernails to the dog.

Afterwards, Lo kicked Raburn in the crotch for calling her fat (Raburn is apparently a total jerk). Then, Raburn made out with Pudge. Disgusted, Lo ran like a gorilla to the nearest Home Depot so she could buy a really big bucket of paint to blind herself with and feed to Raburn's teammate named Nate Robertson.

Earlier that day at the beach, a skinny-dipping Tiger named Jose Mesa was skinny-dipping with teammate Neifi Perez when in jumped nude teammate Bobby Seay! Everyone realized what they were nakkie, so they got drunk and then Leyland called the cops.

"Arriba" shouted Magglio, still in Lakeland. "Muy caliente" shouted Tim Byrdak mockingly, while thinking of Pudge.

Meanwhile, Chad Durbin showered his wife with terrible news - the dog was pregnant. Chad punched the neighbor for raising a slutty dog. "Get that dog fixed!" yelled the drunk Durbin. But the damage was done. The neighbor, now bloody and bruised had died. At the pool, Crystal drowned herself. The cops came. Chad was arrested.

Meanwhile the dog named Bobsey walked around and burried Bonds in McCovey cove.

Back in Detroit performance-enhancing drugs were used by nearly every single player save one - Mr. Bobby Seay who was still drunk. Refusing rehab, he killed his doctor. While in heaven, the doctor cried.

In jail, Seay and Durbin dropped the soap while showering. They both reached for the soap and it turned into a yellow rose somehow. At dinner cdurbfan22 told Chad to break out. Chad said no, but then he said to her "Okay, I'll do it!"

Cdurb then said, "we need a plan to get you outta here!"

Chad then explained that he had a friend who spoke Portuguese.

"Is he married?" asked cdurbfan.

"Why's that matter?"

"It doesn't really, but I need to know if we can trust him".

"We can!"

Cdurb and Seay decided to combine their talents and break out using their ambidextrous bodies.

Once free, they went directly to Verlander's parent's house. Mrs. Verlander's finger was surgically reconnected so she wasn't home. Mr. Verlander was too busy to notice that the finger was crawling towards him and she was right behind it. Mrs. Verlander and her reattached finger had been shot, hence the crawling.

Justin came home and started to cry about his mom Kathy. He showed Kathy her wound and his dad Richard cried because he'd miss her. Suddenly Justin's iPhone stopped working. He decided to use Bobby's phone instead but his was off and not working. Kathy's phone started to ring. Justin started sobbing. On the display, her lover had called. Surprisingly it was Verlander's teammate named Joel Zumaya! He began dating Kathy while Justin was pitching his no-hitter. The locker-room was empty. The funeral-home near Comerica-Park was long. Young Benjamin solaced Justin by doing something stupid - Then Ben went to see his grandpa who lived in Virginia.

Afterwards, Ben and Justin decided to have ice cream. Their favorite flavor wasn't available so they decided to have haggis instead. The smell was pleasant. They loved the plethora of aromas.

After eating, the Brothers Verlander boarded a jet headed towards California. Where they went to visit catbox and sign autographs for $75. Cat was excited, since he didn't mind spending $75. Justin explained to Cat that his was free, and
Justin signed away! Justin signed Cat's old socks because the smell reminded him of Virginia. Ben offered to sign Cat's ceiling. He refused and donated the $75 to his bank acccount. The ceiling already was autographed - by catbox for some reason! Ben was so disappointed he killed a dog.


Justin then yelled , "Why did you kill that dog?"

Ben replied saying, "I miss my mommy!"

Catbox said, " Are you going to let him go?"

"What?" asked Ben.

"Nevermind" said Catbox.

Meanwhile, Edgar Renteria ate at Little Ceasar's Pizza because Mike Ilitch gave him it.

Then, Ilitch decided to kill someone so he called Tim Byrdak's mistress Juanita arranging a hit - Hessman must die! Poisoning Hessman's glove was Juanita's plan. She didn't consider that Hessman had a new glove. Hessman gave the old glove to Curtis Granderson who was wearing it. Sadly, Granderson soon died while catching a fly ball. This sacrify-catch saved the game, even though Curtis died.

Mourning everywhere except Kentucky (especially in Louisville where they celebrated), people cried.

Punishment fell swift on Juanita - she was condemned to
be executed quickly.

But the governor, also sleeping with Juanita, pardoned her.

Furious, Granderson's mother slapped her right across the face. Shit!, Juanita yelled before somehow dying. Mr. Granderson's testament determined that his wife, guilty, should die. She was executed at sundown.

Meanwhile Mr. Ilitch called Jeremy Bonderman because Edgar Renteria complained about being too ugly for a shortstop! Bondo was surprised and strangely delighted that Illich cared. Bondo then collapsed because he broke his pitching arm while he was moving boxes with his wife and daughter trying to flee the country. They were going to Mexico because that's where the peaches are rotten.

Meanwhile, Dave Dombrowski traded Bobby Seay to the Houston Astros for Roy Oswalt. Oswalt soon died in his sleep.
There was soon a funeral for Roy. Everyone was really apathetic. They wanted to go bowling and go gambling and eat Whitecastle. In Vegas they entered a wedding chapel to watch random weddings. Astonishingly they met Queen Elizabeth II with recently divorced King Juan Carlos.

"Hola muchachos," the king said to some Tigers, "what happens in Vegas stays here!"

"Perfect! So let's go tell everyone what we did - then they will think we're cool! "

So of course they told everyone. This caused an uproar between the British and Spanish and a war suddenly broke out. Millions died.

Meanwhile, Mike Rabelo was badly injured - he slipped while helping rob a bank against his will. His injuries included a broken wrist, collapsed lung, two broken legs, and shattered pelvis. MrsRabelo and SoulRat fell in love with the responsible surgeon who helped Rabelo become a woman after healing him.

Catbox then walked to his bed, only to find no pillows left. So he went to sleep elsewhere. He was dreaming of riches.

Meanwhile, back in Vegas, underage Rick Porcello drank some alcohol and was arrested. Then he died because he drank a cocktail offered by someone. It was antifreeze. And everyone knows Porcello's father was the Antifreeze King. Porcello's grandpa, a new mafia don named Sam Dente, called his "family" to kill everyone involved.

The End.

I'm going to read this someday. Not today though

bobrob2004 wrote:

I'm going to read this someday. Not today though

Would it help if it was published?