Lifetime Movies

Not really about one movie so much as it is about every movie this network has ever put out.

I'm not saying they're bad, actually some of them are pretty good, but there are sweeping generalizations that can be made.

The leading lady who has the balls to confront her psycho husband, but not enough gumption to fight him off when he kidnaps her.

The sympathetic husband who's wrongly accused (usually by his wife who he later nobly forgives).

The clueless, rich parents.

The bullet sponges: the characters that are there just to get shot or maimed in some other unspeakable way.

The roguishly handsome 'bad' guy who really isn't bad.

The creepy stalker.

The creepy stalker's creepy friends (who, for some reason, always look like guys who live in their mothers' basements, watch porn, and eat Doritos).

Did I miss anyone?