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mrsrabelo Erie SeaWolf
Number of posts : 2284 Age : 32 Favorite Current Tiger(s) : Jeff Larish | Fish: Mike Rabelo | Rockie: Jason Grilli | Bullpen catcher: Scott Pickens Reputation : 0 Registration date : 2007-10-05
| Subject: Ladies, comebacks that you've always needed! Sun Oct 21, 2007 5:48 pm | |
| Ok so these aren't technically jokes but they are funny! Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together | |
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iluvpudge7 Erie SeaWolf
Number of posts : 2194 Location : MI :) Favorite Current Tiger(s) : Not sure yet... Reputation : 0 Registration date : 2007-10-06
| Subject: Re: Ladies, comebacks that you've always needed! Sun Oct 21, 2007 5:54 pm | |
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tigersaint Detroit Tiger
Number of posts : 8973 Age : 63 Location : Other, but I LIKE it here!! Favorite Current Tiger(s) : All of 'em, except the BAD ones!! Reputation : 25 Registration date : 2007-10-06
| Subject: Re: Ladies, comebacks that you've always needed! Sun Oct 21, 2007 7:02 pm | |
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SoulRat DTF1 ADMINISTRATOR Detroit Tiger
Number of posts : 9935 Location : I'm movin' to Florida... Favorite Current Tiger(s) : I like fish at the moment.... Reputation : 0 Registration date : 2007-10-04
| Subject: Re: Ladies, comebacks that you've always needed! Sun Oct 21, 2007 7:20 pm | |
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tigersaint Detroit Tiger
Number of posts : 8973 Age : 63 Location : Other, but I LIKE it here!! Favorite Current Tiger(s) : All of 'em, except the BAD ones!! Reputation : 25 Registration date : 2007-10-06
| Subject: Re: Ladies, comebacks that you've always needed! Sun Oct 21, 2007 8:26 pm | |
| I've heard many of those before. Can't remember where though!! | |
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Ohios#1TigerFan Erie SeaWolf
Number of posts : 1473 Age : 53 Location : Vermilion, Ohio Favorite Current Tiger(s) : Placido, Thames, Miggy, B.Inge Reputation : 5 Registration date : 2007-10-05
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iluvpudge7 Erie SeaWolf
Number of posts : 2194 Location : MI :) Favorite Current Tiger(s) : Not sure yet... Reputation : 0 Registration date : 2007-10-06
| Subject: Re: Ladies, comebacks that you've always needed! Mon Oct 22, 2007 12:37 am | |
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tigersaint Detroit Tiger
Number of posts : 8973 Age : 63 Location : Other, but I LIKE it here!! Favorite Current Tiger(s) : All of 'em, except the BAD ones!! Reputation : 25 Registration date : 2007-10-06
| Subject: Re: Ladies, comebacks that you've always needed! Mon Oct 22, 2007 1:58 pm | |
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Ohios#1TigerFan Erie SeaWolf
Number of posts : 1473 Age : 53 Location : Vermilion, Ohio Favorite Current Tiger(s) : Placido, Thames, Miggy, B.Inge Reputation : 5 Registration date : 2007-10-05
| Subject: Re: Ladies, comebacks that you've always needed! Mon Oct 22, 2007 4:30 pm | |
| LMAO Real cute there, Saint! But you just KNEW I wasn't gonna leave that alone! LOL | |
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tigersaint Detroit Tiger
Number of posts : 8973 Age : 63 Location : Other, but I LIKE it here!! Favorite Current Tiger(s) : All of 'em, except the BAD ones!! Reputation : 25 Registration date : 2007-10-06
| Subject: Re: Ladies, comebacks that you've always needed! Mon Oct 22, 2007 11:13 pm | |
| That's because I "Gift Wrapped" it for ya!! | |
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tigersaint Detroit Tiger
Number of posts : 8973 Age : 63 Location : Other, but I LIKE it here!! Favorite Current Tiger(s) : All of 'em, except the BAD ones!! Reputation : 25 Registration date : 2007-10-06
| Subject: Re: Ladies, comebacks that you've always needed! Mon Oct 22, 2007 11:13 pm | |
| 714 Posts!!
I'm "Ruthian"!!!!! | |
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catbox_9 DTF1 ADMINISTRATOR Detroit Tiger
Number of posts : 22295 Age : 37 Location : Paso Robles, California Favorite Current Tiger(s) : Justin Verlander Reputation : 17 Registration date : 2007-10-05
| Subject: Re: Ladies, comebacks that you've always needed! Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:35 am | |
| That's why my pickup lines don't work... | |
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tigersaint Detroit Tiger
Number of posts : 8973 Age : 63 Location : Other, but I LIKE it here!! Favorite Current Tiger(s) : All of 'em, except the BAD ones!! Reputation : 25 Registration date : 2007-10-06
| Subject: Re: Ladies, comebacks that you've always needed! Tue Oct 23, 2007 2:19 pm | |
| - catbox_9 wrote:
- That's why my pickup lines don't work...
Mine neither!! I just use a club!! | |
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Ohios#1TigerFan Erie SeaWolf
Number of posts : 1473 Age : 53 Location : Vermilion, Ohio Favorite Current Tiger(s) : Placido, Thames, Miggy, B.Inge Reputation : 5 Registration date : 2007-10-05
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Ohios#1TigerFan Erie SeaWolf
Number of posts : 1473 Age : 53 Location : Vermilion, Ohio Favorite Current Tiger(s) : Placido, Thames, Miggy, B.Inge Reputation : 5 Registration date : 2007-10-05
| Subject: Re: Ladies, comebacks that you've always needed! Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:12 pm | |
| A wife standing in front of the mirror said to her husband, "I feel fat and ugly, give me a compliment." He said, "You have perfect eyesight". | |
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Ohios#1TigerFan Erie SeaWolf
Number of posts : 1473 Age : 53 Location : Vermilion, Ohio Favorite Current Tiger(s) : Placido, Thames, Miggy, B.Inge Reputation : 5 Registration date : 2007-10-05
| Subject: Re: Ladies, comebacks that you've always needed! Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:16 pm | |
| One day two men are playing a round of golf at a local golf course. During their game, a rather lengthy funeral procession passes by.
One of them is about to tee off when he notices the funeral procession. He stops, takes off his hat and places it over his heart. He does this until the funeral procession passes by.
His friend, having witnessed this, tells him that was the most remarkable gesture he has ever seen.
His friend looks up from his stance and says..."Well, I was married to her for 20 years its the least I could do". | |
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TigerLily Erie SeaWolf
Number of posts : 1848 Age : 35 Location : Michigan Favorite Current Tiger(s) : How do I choose? Reputation : 4 Registration date : 2007-11-30
| Subject: Re: Ladies, comebacks that you've always needed! Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:48 pm | |
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Ohios#1TigerFan Erie SeaWolf
Number of posts : 1473 Age : 53 Location : Vermilion, Ohio Favorite Current Tiger(s) : Placido, Thames, Miggy, B.Inge Reputation : 5 Registration date : 2007-10-05
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TigerLily Erie SeaWolf
Number of posts : 1848 Age : 35 Location : Michigan Favorite Current Tiger(s) : How do I choose? Reputation : 4 Registration date : 2007-11-30
| Subject: Re: Ladies, comebacks that you've always needed! Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:43 pm | |
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Ohios#1TigerFan Erie SeaWolf
Number of posts : 1473 Age : 53 Location : Vermilion, Ohio Favorite Current Tiger(s) : Placido, Thames, Miggy, B.Inge Reputation : 5 Registration date : 2007-10-05
| Subject: Re: Ladies, comebacks that you've always needed! Wed Feb 27, 2008 2:10 am | |
| Nothing wrong with being prepared...I wish I would have been the 1st time around...lol | |
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GoGetEmTigers DTF1 ADMINISTRATOR Detroit Tiger
Number of posts : 57424 Age : 65 Location : Eastern Ohio, near Wheeling WV Favorite Current Tiger(s) : JV, Hunter, Jackson, Porcello, Avila (really ALL of em!) Reputation : 20 Registration date : 2007-10-05
| Subject: Re: Ladies, comebacks that you've always needed! Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:34 am | |
| So far most of the decent guys in my area are married! Lot's of idiots available, I wonder why?! | |
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TigerLily Erie SeaWolf
Number of posts : 1848 Age : 35 Location : Michigan Favorite Current Tiger(s) : How do I choose? Reputation : 4 Registration date : 2007-11-30
| Subject: Re: Ladies, comebacks that you've always needed! Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:37 am | |
| - GoGetEmTigers wrote:
- So far most of the decent guys in my area are married! Lot's of idiots available, I wonder why?!
That IS a mystery. | |
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GoGetEmTigers DTF1 ADMINISTRATOR Detroit Tiger
Number of posts : 57424 Age : 65 Location : Eastern Ohio, near Wheeling WV Favorite Current Tiger(s) : JV, Hunter, Jackson, Porcello, Avila (really ALL of em!) Reputation : 20 Registration date : 2007-10-05
| Subject: Re: Ladies, comebacks that you've always needed! Wed Feb 27, 2008 11:12 am | |
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Ohios#1TigerFan Erie SeaWolf
Number of posts : 1473 Age : 53 Location : Vermilion, Ohio Favorite Current Tiger(s) : Placido, Thames, Miggy, B.Inge Reputation : 5 Registration date : 2007-10-05
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mrsrabelo Erie SeaWolf
Number of posts : 2284 Age : 32 Favorite Current Tiger(s) : Jeff Larish | Fish: Mike Rabelo | Rockie: Jason Grilli | Bullpen catcher: Scott Pickens Reputation : 0 Registration date : 2007-10-05
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GoGetEmTigers DTF1 ADMINISTRATOR Detroit Tiger
Number of posts : 57424 Age : 65 Location : Eastern Ohio, near Wheeling WV Favorite Current Tiger(s) : JV, Hunter, Jackson, Porcello, Avila (really ALL of em!) Reputation : 20 Registration date : 2007-10-05
| Subject: Re: Ladies, comebacks that you've always needed! Wed Feb 27, 2008 5:18 pm | |
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iluvpudge7 Erie SeaWolf
Number of posts : 2194 Location : MI :) Favorite Current Tiger(s) : Not sure yet... Reputation : 0 Registration date : 2007-10-06
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SoulRat DTF1 ADMINISTRATOR Detroit Tiger
Number of posts : 9935 Location : I'm movin' to Florida... Favorite Current Tiger(s) : I like fish at the moment.... Reputation : 0 Registration date : 2007-10-04
| Subject: Re: Ladies, comebacks that you've always needed! Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:04 pm | |
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Tigerfan1984 Newbie
Number of posts : 18 Favorite Current Tiger(s) : Polanco, Verlander, Magg's, Cabrera Reputation : 0 Registration date : 2007-12-24
| Subject: Re: Ladies, comebacks that you've always needed! Sun Mar 02, 2008 1:02 pm | |
| Man those are funny. They weren't the first time I heard them though. | |
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Ohios#1TigerFan Erie SeaWolf
Number of posts : 1473 Age : 53 Location : Vermilion, Ohio Favorite Current Tiger(s) : Placido, Thames, Miggy, B.Inge Reputation : 5 Registration date : 2007-10-05
| Subject: Re: Ladies, comebacks that you've always needed! Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:15 am | |
| Crossing the country, man and wife go without exchanging a word for miles. At a point they see some cows by the roadway.
"Your relatives?" jokes the man.
"Yes. My in-laws," answers the woman. | |
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