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Ohios#1TigerFan Erie SeaWolf
Number of posts : 1473 Age : 53 Location : Vermilion, Ohio Favorite Current Tiger(s) : Placido, Thames, Miggy, B.Inge Reputation : 5 Registration date : 2007-10-05
| Subject: Sports Related Jokes Fri Oct 19, 2007 3:26 am | |
| What do Billy Grahm and Todd Jones have in common?
They can both get 40,000 people to stand up and yell "Jesus Christ"! | |
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Ohios#1TigerFan Erie SeaWolf
Number of posts : 1473 Age : 53 Location : Vermilion, Ohio Favorite Current Tiger(s) : Placido, Thames, Miggy, B.Inge Reputation : 5 Registration date : 2007-10-05
| Subject: Re: Sports Related Jokes Fri Oct 19, 2007 3:27 am | |
| Where is the safest place to be in the event of a Tornado?
Cleveland Browns Stadium...there's NEVER a touchdown there! | |
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Ohios#1TigerFan Erie SeaWolf
Number of posts : 1473 Age : 53 Location : Vermilion, Ohio Favorite Current Tiger(s) : Placido, Thames, Miggy, B.Inge Reputation : 5 Registration date : 2007-10-05
| Subject: Re: Sports Related Jokes Fri Oct 19, 2007 3:28 am | |
| How do you keep an Arizona Cardinal out of your yard?
Put up a goalpost! | |
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catbox_9 DTF1 ADMINISTRATOR Detroit Tiger
Number of posts : 22295 Age : 37 Location : Paso Robles, California Favorite Current Tiger(s) : Justin Verlander Reputation : 17 Registration date : 2007-10-05
| Subject: Re: Sports Related Jokes Fri Oct 19, 2007 3:41 am | |
| Those are good! Feel free to post in the OSU joke thread! | |
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gs78 Detroit Tiger
Number of posts : 27687 Age : 45 Location : Trashy Park Michigan Favorite Current Tiger(s) : Dontrelle Willis, Brandon Inge, Maggs, Verlander, Granderson, Pudge and Todd Jones Reputation : 9 Registration date : 2007-10-06
| Subject: Re: Sports Related Jokes Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:12 pm | |
| TODD JONES RULES! HE IS THE GREATEST RELIEF PITCHER EVER! | |
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gs78 Detroit Tiger
Number of posts : 27687 Age : 45 Location : Trashy Park Michigan Favorite Current Tiger(s) : Dontrelle Willis, Brandon Inge, Maggs, Verlander, Granderson, Pudge and Todd Jones Reputation : 9 Registration date : 2007-10-06
| Subject: Re: Sports Related Jokes Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:12 pm | |
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catbox_9 DTF1 ADMINISTRATOR Detroit Tiger
Number of posts : 22295 Age : 37 Location : Paso Robles, California Favorite Current Tiger(s) : Justin Verlander Reputation : 17 Registration date : 2007-10-05
| Subject: Re: Sports Related Jokes Fri Oct 19, 2007 3:42 pm | |
| - gs78 wrote:
- TODD JONES RULES! HE IS THE GREATEST RELIEF PITCHER EVER!
LOL!! This joke thread is the perfect place for that! Seriously though, he could be worse...Closers are vastly overrated anyways. I mean look at Joe Borowski, ERA over 5 and his save conversion % is only slightly lower than the best of closers. Hell, you could put a high school pitcher in there and they'd probably get the job done 70% of the time... | |
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gs78 Detroit Tiger
Number of posts : 27687 Age : 45 Location : Trashy Park Michigan Favorite Current Tiger(s) : Dontrelle Willis, Brandon Inge, Maggs, Verlander, Granderson, Pudge and Todd Jones Reputation : 9 Registration date : 2007-10-06
| Subject: Re: Sports Related Jokes Fri Oct 19, 2007 6:11 pm | |
| High School Pitcher! LOL! Yeah! I agree with you Catbox! | |
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gs78 Detroit Tiger
Number of posts : 27687 Age : 45 Location : Trashy Park Michigan Favorite Current Tiger(s) : Dontrelle Willis, Brandon Inge, Maggs, Verlander, Granderson, Pudge and Todd Jones Reputation : 9 Registration date : 2007-10-06
| Subject: Re: Sports Related Jokes Fri Oct 19, 2007 6:12 pm | |
| Can't wait until Zumaya is the closer | |
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tigerswinloseordraw West Michigan Whitecap
Number of posts : 301 Location : Clio Michigan Favorite Current Tiger(s) : Magglio Ordonez, Carlos Guillen Reputation : 0 Registration date : 2007-10-05
| Subject: Ozzie Guillen fined 10,000 for thinking Fri Oct 19, 2007 7:59 pm | |
| http://www.theonion.com/content/node/51526?utm_source=EMTF_Onion | |
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tigersaint Detroit Tiger
Number of posts : 8973 Age : 63 Location : Other, but I LIKE it here!! Favorite Current Tiger(s) : All of 'em, except the BAD ones!! Reputation : 25 Registration date : 2007-10-06
| Subject: Re: Sports Related Jokes Sun Oct 21, 2007 1:13 am | |
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Ohios#1TigerFan Erie SeaWolf
Number of posts : 1473 Age : 53 Location : Vermilion, Ohio Favorite Current Tiger(s) : Placido, Thames, Miggy, B.Inge Reputation : 5 Registration date : 2007-10-05
| Subject: Re: Sports Related Jokes Tue Oct 23, 2007 12:51 am | |
| This guy walks into a bar wearing a Browns jersey and carrying a little wiener dog that also has a Browns jersey on with a little Browns helmet too. The guy says to the bartender,
"Can my dog and I watch the Browns game here? My TV at home broke and my dog and I want to see the game."
The bartender replies,
"Normally, dogs in the bar would not be allowed, but it is not terribly busy in here, so you and the dog can have a seat at the end of the bar. But, if there is any trouble with you or the dog, I'll have to ask you to leave."
The guy agrees and he and his dog start watching the game. Pretty soon the Browns kick a field goal and the wiener dog jumps up on the bar and walks down the bar and gives everyone a high five.
The bartender says, "Hey, that's cool! What does he do for a touchdown?"
The guys answers,
"I don't know, I've only had him for 3 years | |
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catbox_9 DTF1 ADMINISTRATOR Detroit Tiger
Number of posts : 22295 Age : 37 Location : Paso Robles, California Favorite Current Tiger(s) : Justin Verlander Reputation : 17 Registration date : 2007-10-05
| Subject: Re: Sports Related Jokes Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:25 am | |
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tigersaint Detroit Tiger
Number of posts : 8973 Age : 63 Location : Other, but I LIKE it here!! Favorite Current Tiger(s) : All of 'em, except the BAD ones!! Reputation : 25 Registration date : 2007-10-06
| Subject: Re: Sports Related Jokes Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:50 am | |
| 2 devout elderly baseball fans (Joe and Moe) were watching their favorite team when Joe suddenly died. His friend Moe was miserable without his lifelong pal when as if on cue, the deceased fan appeared before his friend. "Moe, heaven is great!!" "They have baseball here And I'm on the team" "That's wonderful" exclaimed Moe!! "But it's a good news-bad news kind of thing" said Joe "Howe's that?" asked Moe "Well, the good news is that I'm the starting catcher" Joe exclaimed "So...what's the bad news?" asked Moe
Joe paused and then whispered, "You're pitching Thursday"!! | |
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GoGetEmTigers DTF1 ADMINISTRATOR Detroit Tiger
Number of posts : 57424 Age : 65 Location : Eastern Ohio, near Wheeling WV Favorite Current Tiger(s) : JV, Hunter, Jackson, Porcello, Avila (really ALL of em!) Reputation : 20 Registration date : 2007-10-05
| Subject: Re: Sports Related Jokes Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:27 am | |
| Mommy & "Uncle" Frank It's Saturday morning and Bob's just about to set off on a round of golf, when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So Bob heads back to the clubhouse and phones home.
"Hello?" says a little girl's voice.
"Hi, honey, it's Daddy," says Bob. "Is Mommy near the phone?"
"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank."
After a brief pause, Bob says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!"
"Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy!"
"Okay, then. Here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout in to Mommy and Uncle Frank that my car's just pulled up outside the house."
"Okay, Daddy!" A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy."
"And what happened?"
"Well, Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went out the front window and now she's all dead."
"Oh, my God! What about Uncle Frank?"
"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too, and he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool. But he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's dead too."
There is a long pause.
"Swimming pool? Is this 555-7039?" | |
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