hilarious name anagram

There's a little website out there that finds anagrams for any name you type into it. I typed some Tigers' names in and got:

Alfredo Figaro's anagram name is GOOD FLAIR FEAR - not bad!
Magglio Ordonez's anagram name is GORGONIZE MODAL -
Justin Verlander's anagram name is LEND VAST INJURER -
Rick Porcello's anagram name is PERIL OR CLOCK - Peril to other teams
Nate Robertson's anagram name is BETTER ON ARSON
Wilkin Ramirez's anagram name is WRINKLIER ZIMA
Dontrelle Willis's anagram name is SO TENDER ILL WILL - OMG true!
Brandon Inge's anagram name is GRAND BONNIE =
Fernando Rodney's anagram name is FOR ANNOYED NERD -
Jeremy Bonderman's anagram name is ENJOY DRAB MERMEN - trade him to Marlins
Gerald Lee Laird's anagram name is ALL GREEDIER LAD -
Jarrod Washburn's anagram name is JAR NOW DRAB RUSH -
Placido Polanco's anagram name is POP! LACONICAL DO -
Edwin Jackson's anagram name is COW KIND JEANS -
Aubrey Lewis Huff's anagram name is HEY! IF BRAW USEFUL -
Ryan Keith Perry's anagram name is PERKY RARITY HEN
Armando Galarraga's anagram name is DARN OR A GA-GA ALARM - Darn for bad, Ga-Ga Alarm when good!
Miguel Cabrera's anagram name is ARGUABLE CRIME - Well he has been stealing bases lately.
Alex Avila's anagram name is A LAX, ALIVE
Curtis Granderson's anagram name is DARN IT! SCROUNGERS -

My name is ON HANDY UREA or WEARY AND ROUNDHEAD if you include my middle name (UREA AND HONEY if you include just my middle initial)