Guinea Pig killer

So I had two guinea pigs and they learned how to escape. While I was at work last week My male crept through the gap in my bedroom door and my Dog played with him and killed him. He must have thought he was a baseball, (threw that in because this is a baseball site and all.) So I was really sad and the only thing I could think of to do was to go and buy two more. So now I have a female and two males and it's not really working. My female has been violated more times than I can count. Plus one keeps violating her stuffed bear she sleeps with. The rapist guinea pig is kinda freaking me out, he might have to play with my dog. J/K.

kharmon wrote:

He must have thought he was a baseball, (threw that in because this is a baseball site and all.)

:haha:

Oh, sorry about your dead animal

Me too!




Goodnight!

Is it still dead?

Yes. Thank you for opening the wound. j/k

Oh well. No use crying over spilled milk.

Just so everyone knows what a horrible owner I am, or rather my pets think I am. I was cleaning out my guinea pigs' cage on Sunday and as I was taking the bedding out I noticed something shinny. I picked it up and it was a mini wrench. Then I noticed more shiny stuff, it was money, a few nickels and dimes. Does it seem like they are a planning an escape???

kharmon wrote:

The rapist guinea pig is kinda freaking me out, he might have to play with my dog. J/K.

I'm sorry about your dead guinea pig, but That was funny

My female is pregnant. Her belly got so huge and when I was holding her today I had my hand under her belly and I could feel the baby(s) moving around. I made my sister feel too just to be sure I wasn't crazy. I'm so excited. Hopefully they aren't the crazy rapist's.

Oh my, I guess that's something to be excited about!

Congrats?!?!

kharmon wrote:

My female is pregnant. Her belly got so huge and when I was holding her today I had my hand under her belly and I could feel the baby(s) moving around. I made my sister feel too just to be sure I wasn't crazy. I'm so excited. Hopefully they aren't the crazy rapist's.

She'll probably eat some of them after they're born. Guinea pigs prefer post-birth abortion to during pregnancy abortion.

catbox_9 wrote:

kharmon wrote:

My female is pregnant. Her belly got so huge and when I was holding her today I had my hand under her belly and I could feel the baby(s) moving around. I made my sister feel too just to be sure I wasn't crazy. I'm so excited. Hopefully they aren't the crazy rapist's.

She'll probably eat some of them after they're born. Guinea pigs prefer post-birth abortion to during pregnancy abortion.

catbox_9 wrote:

kharmon wrote:

My female is pregnant. Her belly got so huge and when I was holding her today I had my hand under her belly and I could feel the baby(s) moving around. I made my sister feel too just to be sure I wasn't crazy. I'm so excited. Hopefully they aren't the crazy rapist's.

She'll probably eat some of them after they're born. Guinea pigs prefer post-birth abortion to during pregnancy abortion.

You're sick!!! And no she won't, they don't do that. Their babies are born way to big to just eat for the fun of it. Why does everyone keep telling me this?

I don't know about guinea pigs, but cats eat their babies sometimes I had a cat who ate her babies and there were only little feet left under my bed

SoulRat wrote:

I don't know about guinea pigs, but cats eat their babies sometimes I had a cat who ate her babies and there were only little feet left under my bed

OMG!!! Animals are sick.

I know! That's a totally true story. All that were left were little paws. Apparently she didn't want to eat the claws

Hope your guinea pig doesn't eat the babies, it's kinda gross

SoulRat wrote:

I know! That's a totally true story. All that were left were little paws. Apparently she didn't want to eat the claws

Hope your guinea pig doesn't eat the babies, it's kinda gross

I wouldn't want to eat the paws either, or for that fact if I ever had the urge to eat my newborn children I would probably leave the finger tips and toes alone. I don't think they would digest very well.

I watched a bunch of videos on youtube of guinea pig births and none of them ate the babies, so I think it will be okay. I did see a really cool one on Kangaroo births.

kharmon wrote:

I wouldn't want to eat the paws either, or for that fact if I ever had the urge to eat my newborn children I would probably leave the finger tips and toes alone. I don't think they would digest very well.

I watched a bunch of videos on youtube of guinea pig births and none of them ate the babies, so I think it will be okay. I did see a really cool one on Kangaroo births.

Kangaroo births are neat. To think the newborn has to crawl and find mom's pouch is amazing!

poooor animal

GoGetEmTigers wrote:

kharmon wrote:

I wouldn't want to eat the paws either, or for that fact if I ever had the urge to eat my newborn children I would probably leave the finger tips and toes alone. I don't think they would digest very well.

I watched a bunch of videos on youtube of guinea pig births and none of them ate the babies, so I think it will be okay. I did see a really cool one on Kangaroo births.

Kangaroo births are neat. To think the newborn has to crawl and find mom's pouch is amazing!

my sister freaked out when they should the baby at 9 months old crawling out, hopping around and then decided to jump back in the pouch. I thought it was cuter then when it was first born, little slimmy worm looking thing.

SoulRat wrote:

I don't know about guinea pigs, but cats eat their babies sometimes I had a cat who ate her babies and there were only little feet left under my bed

:haha:

At least you didn't eat your babies.

catbox_9 wrote:

:haha:

At least you didn't eat your babies.

I wasn't all that hungry after giving birth

catbox_9 wrote:

SoulRat wrote:

I don't know about guinea pigs, but cats eat their babies sometimes I had a cat who ate her babies and there were only little feet left under my bed

:haha:

At least you didn't eat your babies.

Hamsters and gerbils do too...only they don't leave leftovers!

Well she had her babies on the 20th. Of course I was in Washington so didn't get to see them until today when I got back. She had 3, one all black and 2 salt and pepper ones. As far as I know she didn't eat any.

kharmon wrote:

Well she had her babies on the 20th. Of course I was in Washington so didn't get to see them until today when I got back. She had 3, one all black and 2 salt and pepper ones. As far as I know she didn't eat any.

laprimamirala wrote:

catbox_9 wrote:

SoulRat wrote:

I don't know about guinea pigs, but cats eat their babies sometimes I had a cat who ate her babies and there were only little feet left under my bed

:haha:

At least you didn't eat your babies.

Hamsters and gerbils do too...only they don't leave leftovers!

kharmon wrote:

Well she had her babies on the 20th. Of course I was in Washington so didn't get to see them until today when I got back. She had 3, one all black and 2 salt and pepper ones. As far as I know she didn't eat any.

Awwww! Pics!!

SoulRat wrote:

kharmon wrote:

Well she had her babies on the 20th. Of course I was in Washington so didn't get to see them until today when I got back. She had 3, one all black and 2 salt and pepper ones. As far as I know she didn't eat any.

Awwww! Pics!!

I second that motion!