Elevator

Fun Things to Do in an Elevator

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1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.


2. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"


3. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.


4. Sell Girl Scout cookies.


5. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.


6. Shave.


7. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"


8. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.


9. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.


10. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.


11. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"


12. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.


14. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.


15. Do Tai Chi exercises.


16. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"


17. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, motion sickness!"


18. Give religious tracts to each passenger.


19. Meow occassionally.


20. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.


21. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.


22. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.


23. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.


24. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.


25. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.


26. Leave a box between the doors.


27. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.


28. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.


29. Start a sing-along.


30. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"


31. Play the harmonica.


32. Shadow box.


33. Say "Ding!" at each floor.


34. Lean against the button panel.


35. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.


36. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.


37. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."


39. Bring a chair along.


40. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"


41. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.


42. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."


43. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.


44. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.


45. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.


46. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."


47. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

haha. My brother read these to me when I was 10 or 11. I always thought they were funny and wanted to do some of them....

I remember when that went around awhile ago, it is stinking hilarious!

yah. I am taking a copy of it when I go to chicago with my friends... it'll be entertaining.

ok so i think #s 8 and 42 would be the best!!!! i would have loads of fun with those...

omg #42 is my favorite. My brother and I were going to do this. He would be the demonic one (cause he can make himself look scary) and i would like freak out when there were other people in there. we never ended up doing it, but it would have been hilarious.

When I was in high school, our band made a trip to Philly to be in the Thanksgiving Day parade. So...when we were in the hotel, we played laser tag all over the damn place acting like were were really going to shoot/kill someone.....then at night I'd call random room numbers...if someone answered the phone, I'd use a demonic voice and say "Get Out!....Get Out NOW!!!!"

I recall hearing a whole room full of girls go running down the hall screaming after one of my calles......

well jee ohios#1fan, maybe you should make a thread about what to do while in a hotel to entertain yourself.

hahah.. well.. next week I'm going to be in a hotel with a bunch of my friends... so we are going to have a lot of fun with that

I don't think I ever got this one, omg it's hilarious!!! My friends and I would do #10, lol, reading ohio's post made me cause we used to do that kinda crap too!!! When my brother and I were little we would jump up and down in elevators so that when they came to a stop it would be hard to land and stand still

We jumped in the elevator with like 15-20 people in it when we went on a Washington D.C. trip last year, and we almost broke it. DEFINITELY worth my 270 bucks