Weather Thread 2009 Edition

Rain Saturday Night


Rain Sunday Windy Sunday and Sunday Night

High 40

Maybe some snow mixed in before it ends in the afternoon


But no accumulation


What a surprise


Meanwhile Kansas, Colorado, Okalahoma, Missouri and North Texas are under winter storm and blizzard warnings


It is one thing for Denver to get snow

But KC? Tulsa? Amarillo?


But we can't


Fucking Bullshit


Even Chicago and Milwaukee are getting 2-4 inches after it changes over from rain


But not Detoilet and Trashy Park

All we are getting from this storm is rain and wind


Please Ilitch raise your ticket prices so I can't afford to have season tickets anymore


You; ugly, greedy, brillo padded headed Wop


I can't wait to move where it snows because it ain't gonna snow here for the next 8 years

And I hope it never snows here once I move


I am tired of living in Trashy Park


Tired of leaves and garbage all over my lawn


Already raked and mulched three times this month

But the wind keeps bringing more crap because I live in a neighborhood of white trash huckleberries who rather rev their engines and ride their motorcycles than rake leaves


They like having it all blow on my yard


Them rotten no good rednecks

Of course I blame the Government


They are altering the jet stream to create wind energy

Which affects storm tracks


Sure

We had too much snow in December and January

But look how snowless it has been since Mid Feburary


Every storm has tracked to the west of us [ except for the Noreaster at the beginning of March]

Bringing us rain and wind and temps near 60 ahead of the storm

LIKE IT IS NOW

And it won't snow for the next 8 years


JUST WATCH!

And Jeff Daniels can go to hell too

I DON"T CARE HOW MUCH OF A TIGERS FAN HE IS

He does those commercials for Wind and alternate energy


He is nothing but a lackey for Granholm and also the Federal Government


They want to build wind tunnels and turbines with stimulus money

GO FOR IT

BUT I DON"T HAVE TOO LIVE IN A WINDY SNOWLESS AREA


I WILL BURN MY HOUSE IF I HAVE TOO

And find work somewhere


I don't care if I have to work 24/7 at Mickey D's and live in a trailer park

Like having college degrees helps me

Weren't for my uncle I wouldn't even have the sales job i have now\\


But I don't care

At least i can enjoy snow and don't have to live in TP no more

I am so damn mad

I almost forgot to include the weather for April 10th


It is supposed to be 43 degrees and cloudy

for the Tigers Home Opener

Of Course that will change


Probably be 80

And even if it is 43 degrees

Which I highly doubt

Watch MLB assign either Derryl Cousins, Wally Bell or Doug' Mullet Head" Eddings to work home plate so they can wear their black short sleeve shirts[ These umps always wear shirt sleeves no matter how cold it is]


Meanwhile I bet Joe West and Bill Miller [ who wore old school coats behind home plate for the WBC games in San Diego] will work Cleveland or Chicago or Boston or NYC

I hate Selig

Actually I can't stand any of the commisioners of the four major sports


They all suck


Bettman is ruining hockey


Stern Sucks; His time has past; NBA needs a new leader


And don't even get me started on the NFL increasing their season

STUPID!

Stay Tuned for more updates on the Tigers Home Opener

See how long before they change it

Sunny and 49 degrees right now

Rain Likely tonight

Low 36


Rain possibly mixed with snow on Sunday


High 41

Update for April 10th


56 degrees and Mostly Cloudy

Up a dozen degrees from yesterday



At this rate it will be over 100 degrees by Opening Day

More Updates next Week

I posted the same info on the other board as well


On my Opening Day Countdown Thread

Every time I go on that board and read some of those idiotic threads

My IQ goes down 5 points

Not even gonna waste my time posting anything else

Actually the only posts that make sense on that board are from the people here

And I can type the name Gaylord Perry as often as I like



Hooray for this board!

And all the people there that called Lap names on that board because she defended

Like they aren't idiots and morons themselves


People that live in glass houses should not throw stones

50 degrees and Mostly Cloudy

51 degrees

Snowing like crazy.

bobrob2004 wrote:

Snowing like crazy.

TOO BAD IT DID NOT STICK

Just White Colored Rain



35 degree temps and warm,wet ground melted most of the snow that hit

Though there were traces on rooftops and cars this morning in my neighborhood

49 degrees right now

54 on Tuesday


More Rain and Wind Tuesday Night as the Upper Midwest gets heavy snow and blizzard conditions

I am getting tired of getting soaking rains while West of Michigan there is heavy snow


Hopefully it will rain itself out by April so no Tigers home games are rained out

50 degrees and sunny for April 10th according to the latest long range forecasts

54 degrees on Wednesday

55 degrees on Thursday

51 degrees on Friday

45 degrees and cloudy right now

Rain likely tonight

55 on Wednesday


57 on Thursday



45 and mostly cloudy on April 10th

44 and rain for the Regular Season Opener in Toronto


68 and dry inside Rogers Centre

Light Rain 45 degrees

Raining...

Not anymore



40 mile an hour wind gusts out of the Southwest


And of course all the leaves and garbage are all over my yard


I am sick and tired of leaves and garages blowing on my yard because of this Fucking Wind and having to clean because of southwest winds


Why don't this shit blow somewhere else

I hate living in Trashy Park


Nothing but a bunch of white trailer park trash hillbillies that live there


But I got news for them fuckers


I am going out about 8pm tonight; when the wind calms down and I am mulching all this shit with my mower

And if they don't like it

tough shit

Say something to me about it or give me a dirty look

And i will bash their fucking skulls in

I DON"T CARE


I HATE THEM

I HOPE THEY ALL DIE


Bunch of half breeds


If they raked their fucking lawns instead of working on their fucking car engines and peeling down the street like the NASCAR wannabe trash they are


I would not have this shit blowing in my yard everytime it is windy


Which is every other fucking day because the government has to alter the jet stream to create wind energy

I hope you die Obama