Fired From Wal-Mart!!!

I had ambitions of finding a simple, uncomplicated part time job aside from my 'day job'. Unfortunately, as I have gotten a little older, I have become a little less sensitive. So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, (a good find for many older ambitious folks) I lasted less than a day......

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman with what looked to be 100 pounds or so of cottage cheese stuffed in to here skin tight food stained spandex pants, walked into the store with her two kids, cussin’ and hollerin’ at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good mornin', and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins . The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe you got laid twice in your life. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.......

omg

I missed you! :mwah:

Awwwww I missed you too!

Stop staying away for so long! Tell the woman you need a break!! :haha:

Well....I'd get more of a break if I wasn't laid off from work so damn much! I work more here at home during a lay-off than I do when I'm actually at Work!

Ohios#1TigerFan wrote:

Well....I'd get more of a break if I wasn't laid off from work so damn much! I work more here at home during a lay-off than I do when I'm actually at Work!

I want you to get together with my husband. He got laid off for the first time this past winter for a few weeks and he did nothing. NOTHING I tell you! Unless you count sitting on the couch playing xbox for 2 weeks Granted it was winter, but still! :haha:

So....I take it you read what all I did with my time off, huh? Well...let me just say....it sure was a nice change of pace going back to work last night! lol

LOL! Yeah I read it somewhere, sorry I was in a hurry today and didn't respond, I had to go register my kid at the school and was feeling old (I tried to dye my hair blue tonight)

Everytime the hubs is home longer than 2 days, he's itching to get back to work too I told him I'm getting a job soon just to get the hell away from all these people :haha:

:haha: It's ok....I know how that goes. My biggest gripe is that it was 2 weeks of vacation, immeadiately followed by 3 weeks of lay-off! I was ready to go back to work after 3 weeks off....but the longer I was off....the more I didn't want to go back!

Wow, that's a long time! Anything after 3 days and I'm ready for the man to go away Glad to hear you got a bunch of stuff done though.

Get this, there were TREES growing in my rain gutters before I got him to finally clean them out and THEN he went and planted them in the backyard! omg...

There were trees growing in mine....but I didn't plant them....I HATE maple trees! All those damn helicopter things to clean up and make even MORE maple trees....which means MORE helicopter things...it's a never ending vicious cycle!!

Ok...I think I'm gonna go soak in the hot tub for about a half hour before heading off to bed. Come join me if ya want! LOL

Talk to ya soon!

LOL! Yay hot tub omg that just reminded me of Eddie Murphy doing James Brown on SNL "Celebrity Hottub"

I didn't plant these trees either! But there were Maples and Oaks Can we all say it together now? "White Trash" omg I wanted to die

Hi Ohio Sorry to interrupt but I thought I'd say hi, too.

Me, too


Hello Ohio



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SoulRat wrote:

LOL! Yay hot tub omg that just reminded me of Eddie Murphy doing James Brown on SNL "Celebrity Hottub"

I didn't plant these trees either! But there were Maples and Oaks Can we all say it together now? "White Trash" omg I wanted to die

omg, Eddie Murphy doing James Brown was

Yep! All growing up, if I wanted a "hot tub" or "jacuzzi", I thought I had to fill the bath tub with hot water and eat a can of beans before getting in!

Now...I can fart in the hot tub and no one will know the difference between "my" bubbles, and the ones from the jets!

My...how things and perceptions change

catbox_9 wrote:

Hi Ohio Sorry to interrupt but I thought I'd say hi, too.

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Me, too


Hello Ohio



TIGERS AIN"T DEAD YET

Hi Guys...and thanks!

OMFG Ohio!!!
Thats hilarious!

wow..ohio thats weird!!11