The Bank Robber

A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands money.

Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks,

'Did you see me rob this bank?'

The man replied, 'Yes sir, I did.'

The robber then shot him in the temple, killing him instantly.

He then turned to a couple standing nearby. He asks the man,

'Did you see me rob this bank?'

The man replied, 'No sir, I didn't, but my wife did.'

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tiqerfan (in the SoulRat health reports thread) wrote:

She might be feeling better but I'm not sure. Any updates?

Also, she made this post at another site today so maybe she is doing better:
A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands money.
Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks,
'Did you see me rob this bank?'
The man replied, 'Yes sir, I did.'
The robber then shot him in the temple, killing him instantly.
He then turned to a couple standing nearby. He asks the man,
'Did you see me rob this bank?'
The man replied, 'No sir, I didn't, but my wife did.'

tiqerfan wrote:

A good sense of humor is a good sign.