Opening Day Quiz

From the Freep

News quiz: What's going to keep Tigers fans warm Monday on Opening Day?
March 30, 2008

Test your knowledge of current sports events for the past week:

(For the most part, there are no right or wrong answers, so everybody scores a 5.)


1. What's going to keep Tigers fans warm Monday on Opening Day?

A) What? It's going to be warm and sunny at Comerica Park.

B) Jim Leyland's Zippo.

C) Gordie Howe's birthday candles.

E) Todd Jones' heater.


2. What caused the Tigers to leave Florida?

A) Uh, spring training was over.

B) They missed snow.

C) They had to cut short their vacation to pay for that Miguel Cabrera deal.

D) An erosion of family values.


3. Who's back?

A) Darren McCarty, with the Red Wings.

C) Britney Spears, on "How I Met Your Mother."

C) Steve Guttenberg, on "Dancing with the Stars."

D) Jose Canseco, on the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform best-seller list.


4. What does the NFL want players to keep under their helmets this season?

A) Their hair.

B) Jimmy Johnson's hair. Or they could wear it as a helmet.

C) Their extensions.

D) A small photograph of Brett Favre.

5. Who is the surprise pick to host this year's ESPY Awards?

A) Justin Timberlake.

B) Justin Guarini.

C) Justin Verlander.

D) Justin Boren.

E) Jose Canseco (again). He isn't named Justin, but would love the opportunity to work the room at the ESPYs and take down names for his next book.

2. What caused the Tigers to leave Florida?

B) They missed snow.

they might just get some!

1. I know looking at :pudge: would keep me warm, I could wear a tank top (and still be hot).

2. B or C, most likely B

3. C

4. C

5. C of course!!!!