TigerLily Erie SeaWolf
Number of posts : 1848 Age : 35 Location : Michigan Favorite Current Tiger(s) : How do I choose? Reputation : 4 Registration date : 2007-11-30
| Subject: On your own, huh? Wed Feb 27, 2008 1:58 am | |
| Eh, I'll contribute!
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to Him, “God, we don’t need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing - in other words, we can now do what you did in the beginning.”
“Oh, is that so? Explain…” replies God. “Well,” says the scientist, “we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of you and breathe life into it, thus creating man.”
“Well, that’s very interesting… show Me.”
So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil into the shape of a man. “No, no, no…” interrupts God, “Get your own dirt.” | |
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Tigerfan1984 Newbie
Number of posts : 18 Favorite Current Tiger(s) : Polanco, Verlander, Magg's, Cabrera Reputation : 0 Registration date : 2007-12-24
| Subject: Re: On your own, huh? Sun Mar 02, 2008 1:05 pm | |
| God has a sense of humor I'm sure. | |
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