Andrew Miller Picture Thread

The belief that scorpions commit suicide by stinging themselves to death when surrounded by fire is of considerable antiquity and is often prevalent where these animals exist. It is nevertheless untrue since the venom has no effect on the scorpion itself, nor on any member of the same species (unless the venom is injected directly into the scorpion's nerve ganglion—quite an unlikely event outside of the laboratory). The misconception may derive from the fact that scorpions are poikilotherms (cold-blooded): when exposed to intense heat their metabolic processes malfunction. This causes the scorpion to spasm wildly and this spasming may appear as if the scorpion is stinging itself. It is also untrue that alcohol will cause scorpions to sting themselves to death.

Aww...look at the babies!

Spoiler:

Those aren't cute, or even aww worthy.

Those don't look like Andrew either

SoulRat wrote:

Those don't look like Andrew either

They're babies though! I don't have any Andrew baby pictures...

OMG, baby Andrew pics... we need some!

SoulRat wrote:

OMG, baby Andrew pics... we need some!

I don't like baby pictures. There's 2 kinds of babies...ugly ones and normal looking ones.

I bet he has adorable baby pictures!

SoulRat wrote:

I bet he has adorable baby pictures!

I doubt it. I've never seen an adorable baby. I've seen a few ugly ones and the rest all look the same. You could switch babies with someone if their baby is less than a year old and they wouldn't even know (as long as you kept the sex the same and had similar skin color)

You are obviously not a mother

SoulRat wrote:

You are obviously not a mother

I'd hope not - for several reasons!

You think you could tell but say you gave birth to your kid, they took it away to run tests and then brought back a new kid. You would never know...


That's why if I was a parent I'd run DNA tests on all my kids by their 10th birthday (by then you can tell them apart) just to make sure.

Okay, after a few hours maybe not, but you said a year! You could def tell if it was a different kid after a week!

SoulRat wrote:

Okay, after a few hours maybe not, but you said a week! You could def tell if it was a different kid after a week!

So you admit it! I'll bet doctors perform the switcheroo all the time!

Why would they?

SoulRat wrote:

Why would they?

Why not? That way people would never raise the right kids. I'd demand a DNA test on my kids after they were 10 or so just to be sure (especially if I was the father).

Do the black helicopters keep you up at night?

SoulRat wrote:

Do the black helicopters keep you up at night?

No!

catbox_9 wrote:

SoulRat wrote:

Do the black helicopters keep you up at night?

No!

Oh good... sometimes they get rather loud.

Umm I think that we have posted all of the Andrew picts that exist!!

No wait I found one! Hang on.

LOOK at those beautiful long fingers!

SoulRat wrote:

LOOK at those beautiful long fingers!

They are long. Think of what they do...

YOU are trying to get me thinking impure thoughts

I don't think it took him to make you think that.....

SoulRat wrote:

YOU are trying to get me thinking impure thoughts

Geez! I meant he can pitch a baseball with them - you need lots of fancy grips on your balls and long fingers help.

SoulRat wrote:

LOOK at those beautiful long fingers!

Monkeys have long fingers!!

you need lots of fancy grips on your balls and long fingers help


and I get accused of being naughty.............

SoulRat wrote:

YOU are trying to get me thinking impure thoughts

As if THAT were some kind of accomplishment!!

prod wrote:

you need lots of fancy grips on your balls and long fingers help


and I get accused of being naughty.............

I guess that could sound gross if you think about it...