3 word baseball story thread!!!

Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died. Lo cried and Raburn got better. "That was fast!" thought Ryan Raburn. "I should keep away from Lo! She's crazy and a bitch, too!" Ryan was clearly bored so he smacked catbox_9 because Raburn is a jerk. Tigerswinloseordraw lovingly fed Jim Leyland's fingernails to the dog.

Afterwards, Lo kicked Raburn in the crotch for calling her fat (Raburn is apparently a total jerk). Then, Raburn made out with Pudge. Disgusted, Lo ran like a gorilla to the nearest Home Depot so she could buy a really big bucket of paint to blind herself with and feed to Raburn's teammate named Nate Robertson.

Earlier that day at the beach, a skinny-dipping Tiger named Jose Mesa was skinny-dipping with teammate Neifi Perez when in jumped nude teammate Bobby Seay! Everyone realized what they were nakkie, so they got drunk and then Leyland called the cops.

"Arriba" shouted Magglio, still in Lakeland. "Muy caliente" shouted Tim Byrdak mockingly, while thinking of Pudge.

Meanwhile, Chad Durbin showered his wife with terrible news - the dog was pregnant. Chad punched the neighbor for raising a slutty dog. "Get that dog fixed!" yelled the drunk Durbin. But the damage was done. The neighbor, now bloody and bruised had died. At the pool, Crystal drowned herself. The cops came. Chad was arrested.

Meanwhile the dog named Bobsey walked around and burried Bonds in McCovey cove.

Back in Detroit performance-enhancing drugs were used by nearly every single player save one - Mr. Bobby Seay who was still drunk. Refusing rehab, he killed his doctor. While in heaven, the doctor cried.

In jail, Seay and Durbin dropped the soap while showering. They both reached for the soap and it turned into a yellow rose somehow. At dinner cdurbfan22 told Chad to break out. Chad said no, but then he said to her "Okay, I'll do it!"

Cdurb then said, "we need a plan to get you outta here!"

Chad then explained that he had a friend who spoke Portuguese.

"Is he married?" asked cdurbfan.

"Why's that matter?"

"It doesn't really, but I need to know if we can trust him".

"We can!"

Cdurb and Seay decided to combine their talents and break out using their ambidextrous bodies.

Once free, they went directly to Verlander's parent's house. Mrs. Verlander's finger was surgically reconnected so she wasn't home. Mr. Verlander was too busy to notice that the finger was crawling towards him and she was right behind it. Mrs. Verlander and her reattached finger had been shot, hence the crawling.

Justin came home and started to cry about his mom Kathy. He showed Kathy her wound and his dad Richard cried because he'd miss her. Suddenly Justin's iPhone stopped working. He decided to use Bobby's phone instead but his was off and not working. Kathy's phone started to ring. Justin started sobbing. On the display, her lover had called. Surprisingly it was Verlander's teammate named Joel Zumaya! He began dating Kathy while Justin was pitching his no-hitter. The locker-room was empty. The funeral-home near Comerica-Park was long. Young Benjamin solaced Justin by doing something stupid - Then Ben went to see his grandpa who lived in Virginia.

Afterwards, Ben and Justin decided to have ice cream. Their favorite flavor wasn't available so they decided to have haggis instead. The smell was pleasant. They loved the plethora of aromas.

After eating, the Brothers Verlander boarded a jet headed towards California. Where they went to visit catbox and sign autographs for $75. Cat was excited, since he didn't mind spending $75. Justin explained to Cat that his was free, and
Justin signed away! Justin signed Cat's old socks because the smell reminded him of Virginia. Ben offered to sign Cat's ceiling. He refused and donated the $75 to his bank acccount. The ceiling already was autographed - by catbox for some reason! Ben was so disappointed he killed a dog.


Justin then yelled , "Why did you kill that dog?"

Ben replied saying, "I miss my mommy!"

Catbox said, " Are you going to let him go?"

"What?" asked Ben.

"Nevermind" said Catbox.

Meanwhile, Edgar Renteria ate at Little Ceasar's Pizza because Mike Ilitch gave him it.

Then, Ilitch decided to kill someone so he called Tim Byrdak's mistress Juanita

arranging the hit,

Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died. Lo cried and Raburn got better. "That was fast!" thought Ryan Raburn. "I should keep away from Lo! She's crazy and a bitch, too!" Ryan was clearly bored so he smacked catbox_9 because Raburn is a jerk. Tigerswinloseordraw lovingly fed Jim Leyland's fingernails to the dog.

Afterwards, Lo kicked Raburn in the crotch for calling her fat (Raburn is apparently a total jerk). Then, Raburn made out with Pudge. Disgusted, Lo ran like a gorilla to the nearest Home Depot so she could buy a really big bucket of paint to blind herself with and feed to Raburn's teammate named Nate Robertson.

Earlier that day at the beach, a skinny-dipping Tiger named Jose Mesa was skinny-dipping with teammate Neifi Perez when in jumped nude teammate Bobby Seay! Everyone realized what they were nakkie, so they got drunk and then Leyland called the cops.

"Arriba" shouted Magglio, still in Lakeland. "Muy caliente" shouted Tim Byrdak mockingly, while thinking of Pudge.

Meanwhile, Chad Durbin showered his wife with terrible news - the dog was pregnant. Chad punched the neighbor for raising a slutty dog. "Get that dog fixed!" yelled the drunk Durbin. But the damage was done. The neighbor, now bloody and bruised had died. At the pool, Crystal drowned herself. The cops came. Chad was arrested.

Meanwhile the dog named Bobsey walked around and burried Bonds in McCovey cove.

Back in Detroit performance-enhancing drugs were used by nearly every single player save one - Mr. Bobby Seay who was still drunk. Refusing rehab, he killed his doctor. While in heaven, the doctor cried.

In jail, Seay and Durbin dropped the soap while showering. They both reached for the soap and it turned into a yellow rose somehow. At dinner cdurbfan22 told Chad to break out. Chad said no, but then he said to her "Okay, I'll do it!"

Cdurb then said, "we need a plan to get you outta here!"

Chad then explained that he had a friend who spoke Portuguese.

"Is he married?" asked cdurbfan.

"Why's that matter?"

"It doesn't really, but I need to know if we can trust him".

"We can!"

Cdurb and Seay decided to combine their talents and break out using their ambidextrous bodies.

Once free, they went directly to Verlander's parent's house. Mrs. Verlander's finger was surgically reconnected so she wasn't home. Mr. Verlander was too busy to notice that the finger was crawling towards him and she was right behind it. Mrs. Verlander and her reattached finger had been shot, hence the crawling.

Justin came home and started to cry about his mom Kathy. He showed Kathy her wound and his dad Richard cried because he'd miss her. Suddenly Justin's iPhone stopped working. He decided to use Bobby's phone instead but his was off and not working. Kathy's phone started to ring. Justin started sobbing. On the display, her lover had called. Surprisingly it was Verlander's teammate named Joel Zumaya! He began dating Kathy while Justin was pitching his no-hitter. The locker-room was empty. The funeral-home near Comerica-Park was long. Young Benjamin solaced Justin by doing something stupid - Then Ben went to see his grandpa who lived in Virginia.

Afterwards, Ben and Justin decided to have ice cream. Their favorite flavor wasn't available so they decided to have haggis instead. The smell was pleasant. They loved the plethora of aromas.

After eating, the Brothers Verlander boarded a jet headed towards California. Where they went to visit catbox and sign autographs for $75. Cat was excited, since he didn't mind spending $75. Justin explained to Cat that his was free, and
Justin signed away! Justin signed Cat's old socks because the smell reminded him of Virginia. Ben offered to sign Cat's ceiling. He refused and donated the $75 to his bank acccount. The ceiling already was autographed - by catbox for some reason! Ben was so disappointed he killed a dog.


Justin then yelled , "Why did you kill that dog?"

Ben replied saying, "I miss my mommy!"

Catbox said, " Are you going to let him go?"

"What?" asked Ben.

"Nevermind" said Catbox.

Meanwhile, Edgar Renteria ate at Little Ceasar's Pizza because Mike Ilitch gave him it.

Then, Ilitch decided to kill someone so he called Tim Byrdak's mistress Juanita arranging a hit - Hessman must die!

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(If you're confused, Tim Byrdak is cheating on his wife with someone named Juanita. She is apparently an assasin and will kill Hessman...I'm sure mrsrabelo will be happy about that!)

Poisoning Hessmans glove

catbox_9 wrote:

Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died. Lo cried and Raburn got better. "That was fast!" thought Ryan Raburn. "I should keep away from Lo! She's crazy and a bitch, too!" Ryan was clearly bored so he smacked catbox_9 because Raburn is a jerk. Tigerswinloseordraw lovingly fed Jim Leyland's fingernails to the dog.

Afterwards, Lo kicked Raburn in the crotch for calling her fat (Raburn is apparently a total jerk). Then, Raburn made out with Pudge. Disgusted, Lo ran like a gorilla to the nearest Home Depot so she could buy a really big bucket of paint to blind herself with and feed to Raburn's teammate named Nate Robertson.

Earlier that day at the beach, a skinny-dipping Tiger named Jose Mesa was skinny-dipping with teammate Neifi Perez when in jumped nude teammate Bobby Seay! Everyone realized what they were nakkie, so they got drunk and then Leyland called the cops.

"Arriba" shouted Magglio, still in Lakeland. "Muy caliente" shouted Tim Byrdak mockingly, while thinking of Pudge.

Meanwhile, Chad Durbin showered his wife with terrible news - the dog was pregnant. Chad punched the neighbor for raising a slutty dog. "Get that dog fixed!" yelled the drunk Durbin. But the damage was done. The neighbor, now bloody and bruised had died. At the pool, Crystal drowned herself. The cops came. Chad was arrested.

Meanwhile the dog named Bobsey walked around and burried Bonds in McCovey cove.

Back in Detroit performance-enhancing drugs were used by nearly every single player save one - Mr. Bobby Seay who was still drunk. Refusing rehab, he killed his doctor. While in heaven, the doctor cried.

In jail, Seay and Durbin dropped the soap while showering. They both reached for the soap and it turned into a yellow rose somehow. At dinner cdurbfan22 told Chad to break out. Chad said no, but then he said to her "Okay, I'll do it!"

Cdurb then said, "we need a plan to get you outta here!"

Chad then explained that he had a friend who spoke Portuguese.

"Is he married?" asked cdurbfan.

"Why's that matter?"

"It doesn't really, but I need to know if we can trust him".

"We can!"

Cdurb and Seay decided to combine their talents and break out using their ambidextrous bodies.

Once free, they went directly to Verlander's parent's house. Mrs. Verlander's finger was surgically reconnected so she wasn't home. Mr. Verlander was too busy to notice that the finger was crawling towards him and she was right behind it. Mrs. Verlander and her reattached finger had been shot, hence the crawling.

Justin came home and started to cry about his mom Kathy. He showed Kathy her wound and his dad Richard cried because he'd miss her. Suddenly Justin's iPhone stopped working. He decided to use Bobby's phone instead but his was off and not working. Kathy's phone started to ring. Justin started sobbing. On the display, her lover had called. Surprisingly it was Verlander's teammate named Joel Zumaya! He began dating Kathy while Justin was pitching his no-hitter. The locker-room was empty. The funeral-home near Comerica-Park was long. Young Benjamin solaced Justin by doing something stupid - Then Ben went to see his grandpa who lived in Virginia.

Afterwards, Ben and Justin decided to have ice cream. Their favorite flavor wasn't available so they decided to have haggis instead. The smell was pleasant. They loved the plethora of aromas.

After eating, the Brothers Verlander boarded a jet headed towards California. Where they went to visit catbox and sign autographs for $75. Cat was excited, since he didn't mind spending $75. Justin explained to Cat that his was free, and
Justin signed away! Justin signed Cat's old socks because the smell reminded him of Virginia. Ben offered to sign Cat's ceiling. He refused and donated the $75 to his bank acccount. The ceiling already was autographed - by catbox for some reason! Ben was so disappointed he killed a dog.


Justin then yelled , "Why did you kill that dog?"

Ben replied saying, "I miss my mommy!"

Catbox said, " Are you going to let him go?"

"What?" asked Ben.

"Nevermind" said Catbox.

Meanwhile, Edgar Renteria ate at Little Ceasar's Pizza because Mike Ilitch gave him it.

Then, Ilitch decided to kill someone so he called Tim Byrdak's mistress Juanita

Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died. Lo cried and Raburn got better. "That was fast!" thought Ryan Raburn. "I should keep away from Lo! She's crazy and a bitch, too!" Ryan was clearly bored so he smacked catbox_9 because Raburn is a jerk. Tigerswinloseordraw lovingly fed Jim Leyland's fingernails to the dog.

Afterwards, Lo kicked Raburn in the crotch for calling her fat (Raburn is apparently a total jerk). Then, Raburn made out with Pudge. Disgusted, Lo ran like a gorilla to the nearest Home Depot so she could buy a really big bucket of paint to blind herself with and feed to Raburn's teammate named Nate Robertson.

Earlier that day at the beach, a skinny-dipping Tiger named Jose Mesa was skinny-dipping with teammate Neifi Perez when in jumped nude teammate Bobby Seay! Everyone realized what they were nakkie, so they got drunk and then Leyland called the cops.

"Arriba" shouted Magglio, still in Lakeland. "Muy caliente" shouted Tim Byrdak mockingly, while thinking of Pudge.

Meanwhile, Chad Durbin showered his wife with terrible news - the dog was pregnant. Chad punched the neighbor for raising a slutty dog. "Get that dog fixed!" yelled the drunk Durbin. But the damage was done. The neighbor, now bloody and bruised had died. At the pool, Crystal drowned herself. The cops came. Chad was arrested.

Meanwhile the dog named Bobsey walked around and burried Bonds in McCovey cove.

Back in Detroit performance-enhancing drugs were used by nearly every single player save one - Mr. Bobby Seay who was still drunk. Refusing rehab, he killed his doctor. While in heaven, the doctor cried.

In jail, Seay and Durbin dropped the soap while showering. They both reached for the soap and it turned into a yellow rose somehow. At dinner cdurbfan22 told Chad to break out. Chad said no, but then he said to her "Okay, I'll do it!"

Cdurb then said, "we need a plan to get you outta here!"

Chad then explained that he had a friend who spoke Portuguese.

"Is he married?" asked cdurbfan.

"Why's that matter?"

"It doesn't really, but I need to know if we can trust him".

"We can!"

Cdurb and Seay decided to combine their talents and break out using their ambidextrous bodies.

Once free, they went directly to Verlander's parent's house. Mrs. Verlander's finger was surgically reconnected so she wasn't home. Mr. Verlander was too busy to notice that the finger was crawling towards him and she was right behind it. Mrs. Verlander and her reattached finger had been shot, hence the crawling.

Justin came home and started to cry about his mom Kathy. He showed Kathy her wound and his dad Richard cried because he'd miss her. Suddenly Justin's iPhone stopped working. He decided to use Bobby's phone instead but his was off and not working. Kathy's phone started to ring. Justin started sobbing. On the display, her lover had called. Surprisingly it was Verlander's teammate named Joel Zumaya! He began dating Kathy while Justin was pitching his no-hitter. The locker-room was empty. The funeral-home near Comerica-Park was long. Young Benjamin solaced Justin by doing something stupid - Then Ben went to see his grandpa who lived in Virginia.

Afterwards, Ben and Justin decided to have ice cream. Their favorite flavor wasn't available so they decided to have haggis instead. The smell was pleasant. They loved the plethora of aromas.

After eating, the Brothers Verlander boarded a jet headed towards California. Where they went to visit catbox and sign autographs for $75. Cat was excited, since he didn't mind spending $75. Justin explained to Cat that his was free, and
Justin signed away! Justin signed Cat's old socks because the smell reminded him of Virginia. Ben offered to sign Cat's ceiling. He refused and donated the $75 to his bank acccount. The ceiling already was autographed - by catbox for some reason! Ben was so disappointed he killed a dog.


Justin then yelled , "Why did you kill that dog?"

Ben replied saying, "I miss my mommy!"

Catbox said, " Are you going to let him go?"

"What?" asked Ben.

"Nevermind" said Catbox.

Meanwhile, Edgar Renteria ate at Little Ceasar's Pizza because Mike Ilitch gave him it.

Then, Ilitch decided to kill someone so he called Tim Byrdak's mistress Juanita arranging a hit - Hessman must die! Poisoning Hessman's glove was Juanita's plan.

Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died. Lo cried and Raburn got better. "That was fast!" thought Ryan Raburn. "I should keep away from Lo! She's crazy and a bitch, too!" Ryan was clearly bored so he smacked catbox_9 because Raburn is a jerk. Tigerswinloseordraw lovingly fed Jim Leyland's fingernails to the dog.

Afterwards, Lo kicked Raburn in the crotch for calling her fat (Raburn is apparently a total jerk). Then, Raburn made out with Pudge. Disgusted, Lo ran like a gorilla to the nearest Home Depot so she could buy a really big bucket of paint to blind herself with and feed to Raburn's teammate named Nate Robertson.

Earlier that day at the beach, a skinny-dipping Tiger named Jose Mesa was skinny-dipping with teammate Neifi Perez when in jumped nude teammate Bobby Seay! Everyone realized what they were nakkie, so they got drunk and then Leyland called the cops.

"Arriba" shouted Magglio, still in Lakeland. "Muy caliente" shouted Tim Byrdak mockingly, while thinking of Pudge.

Meanwhile, Chad Durbin showered his wife with terrible news - the dog was pregnant. Chad punched the neighbor for raising a slutty dog. "Get that dog fixed!" yelled the drunk Durbin. But the damage was done. The neighbor, now bloody and bruised had died. At the pool, Crystal drowned herself. The cops came. Chad was arrested.

Meanwhile the dog named Bobsey walked around and burried Bonds in McCovey cove.

Back in Detroit performance-enhancing drugs were used by nearly every single player save one - Mr. Bobby Seay who was still drunk. Refusing rehab, he killed his doctor. While in heaven, the doctor cried.

In jail, Seay and Durbin dropped the soap while showering. They both reached for the soap and it turned into a yellow rose somehow. At dinner cdurbfan22 told Chad to break out. Chad said no, but then he said to her "Okay, I'll do it!"

Cdurb then said, "we need a plan to get you outta here!"

Chad then explained that he had a friend who spoke Portuguese.

"Is he married?" asked cdurbfan.

"Why's that matter?"

"It doesn't really, but I need to know if we can trust him".

"We can!"

Cdurb and Seay decided to combine their talents and break out using their ambidextrous bodies.

Once free, they went directly to Verlander's parent's house. Mrs. Verlander's finger was surgically reconnected so she wasn't home. Mr. Verlander was too busy to notice that the finger was crawling towards him and she was right behind it. Mrs. Verlander and her reattached finger had been shot, hence the crawling.

Justin came home and started to cry about his mom Kathy. He showed Kathy her wound and his dad Richard cried because he'd miss her. Suddenly Justin's iPhone stopped working. He decided to use Bobby's phone instead but his was off and not working. Kathy's phone started to ring. Justin started sobbing. On the display, her lover had called. Surprisingly it was Verlander's teammate named Joel Zumaya! He began dating Kathy while Justin was pitching his no-hitter. The locker-room was empty. The funeral-home near Comerica-Park was long. Young Benjamin solaced Justin by doing something stupid - Then Ben went to see his grandpa who lived in Virginia.

Afterwards, Ben and Justin decided to have ice cream. Their favorite flavor wasn't available so they decided to have haggis instead. The smell was pleasant. They loved the plethora of aromas.

After eating, the Brothers Verlander boarded a jet headed towards California. Where they went to visit catbox and sign autographs for $75. Cat was excited, since he didn't mind spending $75. Justin explained to Cat that his was free, and
Justin signed away! Justin signed Cat's old socks because the smell reminded him of Virginia. Ben offered to sign Cat's ceiling. He refused and donated the $75 to his bank acccount. The ceiling already was autographed - by catbox for some reason! Ben was so disappointed he killed a dog.


Justin then yelled , "Why did you kill that dog?"

Ben replied saying, "I miss my mommy!"

Catbox said, " Are you going to let him go?"

"What?" asked Ben.

"Nevermind" said Catbox.

Meanwhile, Edgar Renteria ate at Little Ceasar's Pizza because Mike Ilitch gave him it.

Then, Ilitch decided to kill someone so he called Tim Byrdak's mistress Juanita arranging a hit - Hessman must die! Poisoning Hessman's glove was Juanita's plan. She didn't consider

crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died. Lo cried and Raburn got better. "That was fast!" thought Ryan Raburn. "I should keep away from Lo! She's crazy and a bitch, too!" Ryan was clearly bored so he smacked catbox_9 because Raburn is a jerk. Tigerswinloseordraw lovingly fed Jim Leyland's fingernails to the dog.

Afterwards, Lo kicked Raburn in the crotch for calling her fat (Raburn is apparently a total jerk). Then, Raburn made out with Pudge. Disgusted, Lo ran like a gorilla to the nearest Home Depot so she could buy a really big bucket of paint to blind herself with and feed to Raburn's teammate named Nate Robertson.

Earlier that day at the beach, a skinny-dipping Tiger named Jose Mesa was skinny-dipping with teammate Neifi Perez when in jumped nude teammate Bobby Seay! Everyone realized what they were nakkie, so they got drunk and then Leyland called the cops.

"Arriba" shouted Magglio, still in Lakeland. "Muy caliente" shouted Tim Byrdak mockingly, while thinking of Pudge.

Meanwhile, Chad Durbin showered his wife with terrible news - the dog was pregnant. Chad punched the neighbor for raising a slutty dog. "Get that dog fixed!" yelled the drunk Durbin. But the damage was done. The neighbor, now bloody and bruised had died. At the pool, Crystal drowned herself. The cops came. Chad was arrested.

Meanwhile the dog named Bobsey walked around and burried Bonds in McCovey cove.

Back in Detroit performance-enhancing drugs were used by nearly every single player save one - Mr. Bobby Seay who was still drunk. Refusing rehab, he killed his doctor. While in heaven, the doctor cried.

In jail, Seay and Durbin dropped the soap while showering. They both reached for the soap and it turned into a yellow rose somehow. At dinner cdurbfan22 told Chad to break out. Chad said no, but then he said to her "Okay, I'll do it!"

Cdurb then said, "we need a plan to get you outta here!"

Chad then explained that he had a friend who spoke Portuguese.

"Is he married?" asked cdurbfan.

"Why's that matter?"

"It doesn't really, but I need to know if we can trust him".

"We can!"

Cdurb and Seay decided to combine their talents and break out using their ambidextrous bodies.

Once free, they went directly to Verlander's parent's house. Mrs. Verlander's finger was surgically reconnected so she wasn't home. Mr. Verlander was too busy to notice that the finger was crawling towards him and she was right behind it. Mrs. Verlander and her reattached finger had been shot, hence the crawling.

Justin came home and started to cry about his mom Kathy. He showed Kathy her wound and his dad Richard cried because he'd miss her. Suddenly Justin's iPhone stopped working. He decided to use Bobby's phone instead but his was off and not working. Kathy's phone started to ring. Justin started sobbing. On the display, her lover had called. Surprisingly it was Verlander's teammate named Joel Zumaya! He began dating Kathy while Justin was pitching his no-hitter. The locker-room was empty. The funeral-home near Comerica-Park was long. Young Benjamin solaced Justin by doing something stupid - Then Ben went to see his grandpa who lived in Virginia.

Afterwards, Ben and Justin decided to have ice cream. Their favorite flavor wasn't available so they decided to have haggis instead. The smell was pleasant. They loved the plethora of aromas.

After eating, the Brothers Verlander boarded a jet headed towards California. Where they went to visit catbox and sign autographs for $75. Cat was excited, since he didn't mind spending $75. Justin explained to Cat that his was free, and
Justin signed away! Justin signed Cat's old socks because the smell reminded him of Virginia. Ben offered to sign Cat's ceiling. He refused and donated the $75 to his bank acccount. The ceiling already was autographed - by catbox for some reason! Ben was so disappointed he killed a dog.


Justin then yelled , "Why did you kill that dog?"

Ben replied saying, "I miss my mommy!"

Catbox said, " Are you going to let him go?"

"What?" asked Ben.

"Nevermind" said Catbox.

Meanwhile, Edgar Renteria ate at Little Ceasar's Pizza because Mike Ilitch gave him it.

Then, Ilitch decided to kill someone so he called Tim Byrdak's mistress Juanita arranging a hit - Hessman must die! Poisoning Hessman's glove was Juanita's plan. She didn't consider that Hessman had a new glove.

crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died. Lo cried and Raburn got better. "That was fast!" thought Ryan Raburn. "I should keep away from Lo! She's crazy and a bitch, too!" Ryan was clearly bored so he smacked catbox_9 because Raburn is a jerk. Tigerswinloseordraw lovingly fed Jim Leyland's fingernails to the dog.

Afterwards, Lo kicked Raburn in the crotch for calling her fat (Raburn is apparently a total jerk). Then, Raburn made out with Pudge. Disgusted, Lo ran like a gorilla to the nearest Home Depot so she could buy a really big bucket of paint to blind herself with and feed to Raburn's teammate named Nate Robertson.

Earlier that day at the beach, a skinny-dipping Tiger named Jose Mesa was skinny-dipping with teammate Neifi Perez when in jumped nude teammate Bobby Seay! Everyone realized what they were nakkie, so they got drunk and then Leyland called the cops.

"Arriba" shouted Magglio, still in Lakeland. "Muy caliente" shouted Tim Byrdak mockingly, while thinking of Pudge.

Meanwhile, Chad Durbin showered his wife with terrible news - the dog was pregnant. Chad punched the neighbor for raising a slutty dog. "Get that dog fixed!" yelled the drunk Durbin. But the damage was done. The neighbor, now bloody and bruised had died. At the pool, Crystal drowned herself. The cops came. Chad was arrested.

Meanwhile the dog named Bobsey walked around and burried Bonds in McCovey cove.

Back in Detroit performance-enhancing drugs were used by nearly every single player save one - Mr. Bobby Seay who was still drunk. Refusing rehab, he killed his doctor. While in heaven, the doctor cried.

In jail, Seay and Durbin dropped the soap while showering. They both reached for the soap and it turned into a yellow rose somehow. At dinner cdurbfan22 told Chad to break out. Chad said no, but then he said to her "Okay, I'll do it!"

Cdurb then said, "we need a plan to get you outta here!"

Chad then explained that he had a friend who spoke Portuguese.

"Is he married?" asked cdurbfan.

"Why's that matter?"

"It doesn't really, but I need to know if we can trust him".

"We can!"

Cdurb and Seay decided to combine their talents and break out using their ambidextrous bodies.

Once free, they went directly to Verlander's parent's house. Mrs. Verlander's finger was surgically reconnected so she wasn't home. Mr. Verlander was too busy to notice that the finger was crawling towards him and she was right behind it. Mrs. Verlander and her reattached finger had been shot, hence the crawling.

Justin came home and started to cry about his mom Kathy. He showed Kathy her wound and his dad Richard cried because he'd miss her. Suddenly Justin's iPhone stopped working. He decided to use Bobby's phone instead but his was off and not working. Kathy's phone started to ring. Justin started sobbing. On the display, her lover had called. Surprisingly it was Verlander's teammate named Joel Zumaya! He began dating Kathy while Justin was pitching his no-hitter. The locker-room was empty. The funeral-home near Comerica-Park was long. Young Benjamin solaced Justin by doing something stupid - Then Ben went to see his grandpa who lived in Virginia.

Afterwards, Ben and Justin decided to have ice cream. Their favorite flavor wasn't available so they decided to have haggis instead. The smell was pleasant. They loved the plethora of aromas.

After eating, the Brothers Verlander boarded a jet headed towards California. Where they went to visit catbox and sign autographs for $75. Cat was excited, since he didn't mind spending $75. Justin explained to Cat that his was free, and
Justin signed away! Justin signed Cat's old socks because the smell reminded him of Virginia. Ben offered to sign Cat's ceiling. He refused and donated the $75 to his bank acccount. The ceiling already was autographed - by catbox for some reason! Ben was so disappointed he killed a dog.


Justin then yelled , "Why did you kill that dog?"

Ben replied saying, "I miss my mommy!"

Catbox said, " Are you going to let him go?"

"What?" asked Ben.

"Nevermind" said Catbox.

Meanwhile, Edgar Renteria ate at Little Ceasar's Pizza because Mike Ilitch gave him it.

Then, Ilitch decided to kill someone so he called Tim Byrdak's mistress Juanita arranging a hit - Hessman must die! Poisoning Hessman's glove was Juanita's plan. She didn't consider that Hessman had a new glove. Hessman gave the old glove

Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died. Lo cried and Raburn got better. "That was fast!" thought Ryan Raburn. "I should keep away from Lo! She's crazy and a bitch, too!" Ryan was clearly bored so he smacked catbox_9 because Raburn is a jerk. Tigerswinloseordraw lovingly fed Jim Leyland's fingernails to the dog.

Afterwards, Lo kicked Raburn in the crotch for calling her fat (Raburn is apparently a total jerk). Then, Raburn made out with Pudge. Disgusted, Lo ran like a gorilla to the nearest Home Depot so she could buy a really big bucket of paint to blind herself with and feed to Raburn's teammate named Nate Robertson.

Earlier that day at the beach, a skinny-dipping Tiger named Jose Mesa was skinny-dipping with teammate Neifi Perez when in jumped nude teammate Bobby Seay! Everyone realized what they were nakkie, so they got drunk and then Leyland called the cops.

"Arriba" shouted Magglio, still in Lakeland. "Muy caliente" shouted Tim Byrdak mockingly, while thinking of Pudge.

Meanwhile, Chad Durbin showered his wife with terrible news - the dog was pregnant. Chad punched the neighbor for raising a slutty dog. "Get that dog fixed!" yelled the drunk Durbin. But the damage was done. The neighbor, now bloody and bruised had died. At the pool, Crystal drowned herself. The cops came. Chad was arrested.

Meanwhile the dog named Bobsey walked around and burried Bonds in McCovey cove.

Back in Detroit performance-enhancing drugs were used by nearly every single player save one - Mr. Bobby Seay who was still drunk. Refusing rehab, he killed his doctor. While in heaven, the doctor cried.

In jail, Seay and Durbin dropped the soap while showering. They both reached for the soap and it turned into a yellow rose somehow. At dinner cdurbfan22 told Chad to break out. Chad said no, but then he said to her "Okay, I'll do it!"

Cdurb then said, "we need a plan to get you outta here!"

Chad then explained that he had a friend who spoke Portuguese.

"Is he married?" asked cdurbfan.

"Why's that matter?"

"It doesn't really, but I need to know if we can trust him".

"We can!"

Cdurb and Seay decided to combine their talents and break out using their ambidextrous bodies.

Once free, they went directly to Verlander's parent's house. Mrs. Verlander's finger was surgically reconnected so she wasn't home. Mr. Verlander was too busy to notice that the finger was crawling towards him and she was right behind it. Mrs. Verlander and her reattached finger had been shot, hence the crawling.

Justin came home and started to cry about his mom Kathy. He showed Kathy her wound and his dad Richard cried because he'd miss her. Suddenly Justin's iPhone stopped working. He decided to use Bobby's phone instead but his was off and not working. Kathy's phone started to ring. Justin started sobbing. On the display, her lover had called. Surprisingly it was Verlander's teammate named Joel Zumaya! He began dating Kathy while Justin was pitching his no-hitter. The locker-room was empty. The funeral-home near Comerica-Park was long. Young Benjamin solaced Justin by doing something stupid - Then Ben went to see his grandpa who lived in Virginia.

Afterwards, Ben and Justin decided to have ice cream. Their favorite flavor wasn't available so they decided to have haggis instead. The smell was pleasant. They loved the plethora of aromas.

After eating, the Brothers Verlander boarded a jet headed towards California. Where they went to visit catbox and sign autographs for $75. Cat was excited, since he didn't mind spending $75. Justin explained to Cat that his was free, and
Justin signed away! Justin signed Cat's old socks because the smell reminded him of Virginia. Ben offered to sign Cat's ceiling. He refused and donated the $75 to his bank acccount. The ceiling already was autographed - by catbox for some reason! Ben was so disappointed he killed a dog.


Justin then yelled , "Why did you kill that dog?"

Ben replied saying, "I miss my mommy!"

Catbox said, " Are you going to let him go?"

"What?" asked Ben.

"Nevermind" said Catbox.

Meanwhile, Edgar Renteria ate at Little Ceasar's Pizza because Mike Ilitch gave him it.

Then, Ilitch decided to kill someone so he called Tim Byrdak's mistress Juanita arranging a hit - Hessman must die! Poisoning Hessman's glove was Juanita's plan. She didn't consider that Hessman had a new glove. Hessman gave the old glove to Curtis Granderson.

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Why would Curtis Granderson want a 1B mitt? Good thing this is fiction, that makes no sense!

Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died. Lo cried and Raburn got better. "That was fast!" thought Ryan Raburn. "I should keep away from Lo! She's crazy and a bitch, too!" Ryan was clearly bored so he smacked catbox_9 because Raburn is a jerk. Tigerswinloseordraw lovingly fed Jim Leyland's fingernails to the dog.

Afterwards, Lo kicked Raburn in the crotch for calling her fat (Raburn is apparently a total jerk). Then, Raburn made out with Pudge. Disgusted, Lo ran like a gorilla to the nearest Home Depot so she could buy a really big bucket of paint to blind herself with and feed to Raburn's teammate named Nate Robertson.

Earlier that day at the beach, a skinny-dipping Tiger named Jose Mesa was skinny-dipping with teammate Neifi Perez when in jumped nude teammate Bobby Seay! Everyone realized what they were nakkie, so they got drunk and then Leyland called the cops.

"Arriba" shouted Magglio, still in Lakeland. "Muy caliente" shouted Tim Byrdak mockingly, while thinking of Pudge.

Meanwhile, Chad Durbin showered his wife with terrible news - the dog was pregnant. Chad punched the neighbor for raising a slutty dog. "Get that dog fixed!" yelled the drunk Durbin. But the damage was done. The neighbor, now bloody and bruised had died. At the pool, Crystal drowned herself. The cops came. Chad was arrested.

Meanwhile the dog named Bobsey walked around and burried Bonds in McCovey cove.

Back in Detroit performance-enhancing drugs were used by nearly every single player save one - Mr. Bobby Seay who was still drunk. Refusing rehab, he killed his doctor. While in heaven, the doctor cried.

In jail, Seay and Durbin dropped the soap while showering. They both reached for the soap and it turned into a yellow rose somehow. At dinner cdurbfan22 told Chad to break out. Chad said no, but then he said to her "Okay, I'll do it!"

Cdurb then said, "we need a plan to get you outta here!"

Chad then explained that he had a friend who spoke Portuguese.

"Is he married?" asked cdurbfan.

"Why's that matter?"

"It doesn't really, but I need to know if we can trust him".

"We can!"

Cdurb and Seay decided to combine their talents and break out using their ambidextrous bodies.

Once free, they went directly to Verlander's parent's house. Mrs. Verlander's finger was surgically reconnected so she wasn't home. Mr. Verlander was too busy to notice that the finger was crawling towards him and she was right behind it. Mrs. Verlander and her reattached finger had been shot, hence the crawling.

Justin came home and started to cry about his mom Kathy. He showed Kathy her wound and his dad Richard cried because he'd miss her. Suddenly Justin's iPhone stopped working. He decided to use Bobby's phone instead but his was off and not working. Kathy's phone started to ring. Justin started sobbing. On the display, her lover had called. Surprisingly it was Verlander's teammate named Joel Zumaya! He began dating Kathy while Justin was pitching his no-hitter. The locker-room was empty. The funeral-home near Comerica-Park was long. Young Benjamin solaced Justin by doing something stupid - Then Ben went to see his grandpa who lived in Virginia.

Afterwards, Ben and Justin decided to have ice cream. Their favorite flavor wasn't available so they decided to have haggis instead. The smell was pleasant. They loved the plethora of aromas.

After eating, the Brothers Verlander boarded a jet headed towards California. Where they went to visit catbox and sign autographs for $75. Cat was excited, since he didn't mind spending $75. Justin explained to Cat that his was free, and
Justin signed away! Justin signed Cat's old socks because the smell reminded him of Virginia. Ben offered to sign Cat's ceiling. He refused and donated the $75 to his bank acccount. The ceiling already was autographed - by catbox for some reason! Ben was so disappointed he killed a dog.


Justin then yelled , "Why did you kill that dog?"

Ben replied saying, "I miss my mommy!"

Catbox said, " Are you going to let him go?"

"What?" asked Ben.

"Nevermind" said Catbox.

Meanwhile, Edgar Renteria ate at Little Ceasar's Pizza because Mike Ilitch gave him it.

Then, Ilitch decided to kill someone so he called Tim Byrdak's mistress Juanita arranging a hit - Hessman must die! Poisoning Hessman's glove was Juanita's plan. She didn't consider that Hessman had a new glove. Hessman gave the old glove to Curtis Granderson who was wearing it

Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died. Lo cried and Raburn got better. "That was fast!" thought Ryan Raburn. "I should keep away from Lo! She's crazy and a bitch, too!" Ryan was clearly bored so he smacked catbox_9 because Raburn is a jerk. Tigerswinloseordraw lovingly fed Jim Leyland's fingernails to the dog.

Afterwards, Lo kicked Raburn in the crotch for calling her fat (Raburn is apparently a total jerk). Then, Raburn made out with Pudge. Disgusted, Lo ran like a gorilla to the nearest Home Depot so she could buy a really big bucket of paint to blind herself with and feed to Raburn's teammate named Nate Robertson.

Earlier that day at the beach, a skinny-dipping Tiger named Jose Mesa was skinny-dipping with teammate Neifi Perez when in jumped nude teammate Bobby Seay! Everyone realized what they were nakkie, so they got drunk and then Leyland called the cops.

"Arriba" shouted Magglio, still in Lakeland. "Muy caliente" shouted Tim Byrdak mockingly, while thinking of Pudge.

Meanwhile, Chad Durbin showered his wife with terrible news - the dog was pregnant. Chad punched the neighbor for raising a slutty dog. "Get that dog fixed!" yelled the drunk Durbin. But the damage was done. The neighbor, now bloody and bruised had died. At the pool, Crystal drowned herself. The cops came. Chad was arrested.

Meanwhile the dog named Bobsey walked around and burried Bonds in McCovey cove.

Back in Detroit performance-enhancing drugs were used by nearly every single player save one - Mr. Bobby Seay who was still drunk. Refusing rehab, he killed his doctor. While in heaven, the doctor cried.

In jail, Seay and Durbin dropped the soap while showering. They both reached for the soap and it turned into a yellow rose somehow. At dinner cdurbfan22 told Chad to break out. Chad said no, but then he said to her "Okay, I'll do it!"

Cdurb then said, "we need a plan to get you outta here!"

Chad then explained that he had a friend who spoke Portuguese.

"Is he married?" asked cdurbfan.

"Why's that matter?"

"It doesn't really, but I need to know if we can trust him".

"We can!"

Cdurb and Seay decided to combine their talents and break out using their ambidextrous bodies.

Once free, they went directly to Verlander's parent's house. Mrs. Verlander's finger was surgically reconnected so she wasn't home. Mr. Verlander was too busy to notice that the finger was crawling towards him and she was right behind it. Mrs. Verlander and her reattached finger had been shot, hence the crawling.

Justin came home and started to cry about his mom Kathy. He showed Kathy her wound and his dad Richard cried because he'd miss her. Suddenly Justin's iPhone stopped working. He decided to use Bobby's phone instead but his was off and not working. Kathy's phone started to ring. Justin started sobbing. On the display, her lover had called. Surprisingly it was Verlander's teammate named Joel Zumaya! He began dating Kathy while Justin was pitching his no-hitter. The locker-room was empty. The funeral-home near Comerica-Park was long. Young Benjamin solaced Justin by doing something stupid - Then Ben went to see his grandpa who lived in Virginia.

Afterwards, Ben and Justin decided to have ice cream. Their favorite flavor wasn't available so they decided to have haggis instead. The smell was pleasant. They loved the plethora of aromas.

After eating, the Brothers Verlander boarded a jet headed towards California. Where they went to visit catbox and sign autographs for $75. Cat was excited, since he didn't mind spending $75. Justin explained to Cat that his was free, and
Justin signed away! Justin signed Cat's old socks because the smell reminded him of Virginia. Ben offered to sign Cat's ceiling. He refused and donated the $75 to his bank acccount. The ceiling already was autographed - by catbox for some reason! Ben was so disappointed he killed a dog.


Justin then yelled , "Why did you kill that dog?"

Ben replied saying, "I miss my mommy!"

Catbox said, " Are you going to let him go?"

"What?" asked Ben.

"Nevermind" said Catbox.

Meanwhile, Edgar Renteria ate at Little Ceasar's Pizza because Mike Ilitch gave him it.

Then, Ilitch decided to kill someone so he called Tim Byrdak's mistress Juanita arranging a hit - Hessman must die! Poisoning Hessman's glove was Juanita's plan. She didn't consider that Hessman had a new glove. Hessman gave the old glove to Curtis Granderson who was wearing it. Sadly, Granderson soon

Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died. Lo cried and Raburn got better. "That was fast!" thought Ryan Raburn. "I should keep away from Lo! She's crazy and a bitch, too!" Ryan was clearly bored so he smacked catbox_9 because Raburn is a jerk. Tigerswinloseordraw lovingly fed Jim Leyland's fingernails to the dog.

Afterwards, Lo kicked Raburn in the crotch for calling her fat (Raburn is apparently a total jerk). Then, Raburn made out with Pudge. Disgusted, Lo ran like a gorilla to the nearest Home Depot so she could buy a really big bucket of paint to blind herself with and feed to Raburn's teammate named Nate Robertson.

Earlier that day at the beach, a skinny-dipping Tiger named Jose Mesa was skinny-dipping with teammate Neifi Perez when in jumped nude teammate Bobby Seay! Everyone realized what they were nakkie, so they got drunk and then Leyland called the cops.

"Arriba" shouted Magglio, still in Lakeland. "Muy caliente" shouted Tim Byrdak mockingly, while thinking of Pudge.

Meanwhile, Chad Durbin showered his wife with terrible news - the dog was pregnant. Chad punched the neighbor for raising a slutty dog. "Get that dog fixed!" yelled the drunk Durbin. But the damage was done. The neighbor, now bloody and bruised had died. At the pool, Crystal drowned herself. The cops came. Chad was arrested.

Meanwhile the dog named Bobsey walked around and burried Bonds in McCovey cove.

Back in Detroit performance-enhancing drugs were used by nearly every single player save one - Mr. Bobby Seay who was still drunk. Refusing rehab, he killed his doctor. While in heaven, the doctor cried.

In jail, Seay and Durbin dropped the soap while showering. They both reached for the soap and it turned into a yellow rose somehow. At dinner cdurbfan22 told Chad to break out. Chad said no, but then he said to her "Okay, I'll do it!"

Cdurb then said, "we need a plan to get you outta here!"

Chad then explained that he had a friend who spoke Portuguese.

"Is he married?" asked cdurbfan.

"Why's that matter?"

"It doesn't really, but I need to know if we can trust him".

"We can!"

Cdurb and Seay decided to combine their talents and break out using their ambidextrous bodies.

Once free, they went directly to Verlander's parent's house. Mrs. Verlander's finger was surgically reconnected so she wasn't home. Mr. Verlander was too busy to notice that the finger was crawling towards him and she was right behind it. Mrs. Verlander and her reattached finger had been shot, hence the crawling.

Justin came home and started to cry about his mom Kathy. He showed Kathy her wound and his dad Richard cried because he'd miss her. Suddenly Justin's iPhone stopped working. He decided to use Bobby's phone instead but his was off and not working. Kathy's phone started to ring. Justin started sobbing. On the display, her lover had called. Surprisingly it was Verlander's teammate named Joel Zumaya! He began dating Kathy while Justin was pitching his no-hitter. The locker-room was empty. The funeral-home near Comerica-Park was long. Young Benjamin solaced Justin by doing something stupid - Then Ben went to see his grandpa who lived in Virginia.

Afterwards, Ben and Justin decided to have ice cream. Their favorite flavor wasn't available so they decided to have haggis instead. The smell was pleasant. They loved the plethora of aromas.

After eating, the Brothers Verlander boarded a jet headed towards California. Where they went to visit catbox and sign autographs for $75. Cat was excited, since he didn't mind spending $75. Justin explained to Cat that his was free, and
Justin signed away! Justin signed Cat's old socks because the smell reminded him of Virginia. Ben offered to sign Cat's ceiling. He refused and donated the $75 to his bank acccount. The ceiling already was autographed - by catbox for some reason! Ben was so disappointed he killed a dog.


Justin then yelled , "Why did you kill that dog?"

Ben replied saying, "I miss my mommy!"

Catbox said, " Are you going to let him go?"

"What?" asked Ben.

"Nevermind" said Catbox.

Meanwhile, Edgar Renteria ate at Little Ceasar's Pizza because Mike Ilitch gave him it.

Then, Ilitch decided to kill someone so he called Tim Byrdak's mistress Juanita arranging a hit - Hessman must die! Poisoning Hessman's glove was Juanita's plan. She didn't consider that Hessman had a new glove. Hessman gave the old glove to Curtis Granderson who was wearing it. Sadly, Granderson soon died while catching

Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died. Lo cried and Raburn got better. "That was fast!" thought Ryan Raburn. "I should keep away from Lo! She's crazy and a bitch, too!" Ryan was clearly bored so he smacked catbox_9 because Raburn is a jerk. Tigerswinloseordraw lovingly fed Jim Leyland's fingernails to the dog.

Afterwards, Lo kicked Raburn in the crotch for calling her fat (Raburn is apparently a total jerk). Then, Raburn made out with Pudge. Disgusted, Lo ran like a gorilla to the nearest Home Depot so she could buy a really big bucket of paint to blind herself with and feed to Raburn's teammate named Nate Robertson.

Earlier that day at the beach, a skinny-dipping Tiger named Jose Mesa was skinny-dipping with teammate Neifi Perez when in jumped nude teammate Bobby Seay! Everyone realized what they were nakkie, so they got drunk and then Leyland called the cops.

"Arriba" shouted Magglio, still in Lakeland. "Muy caliente" shouted Tim Byrdak mockingly, while thinking of Pudge.

Meanwhile, Chad Durbin showered his wife with terrible news - the dog was pregnant. Chad punched the neighbor for raising a slutty dog. "Get that dog fixed!" yelled the drunk Durbin. But the damage was done. The neighbor, now bloody and bruised had died. At the pool, Crystal drowned herself. The cops came. Chad was arrested.

Meanwhile the dog named Bobsey walked around and burried Bonds in McCovey cove.

Back in Detroit performance-enhancing drugs were used by nearly every single player save one - Mr. Bobby Seay who was still drunk. Refusing rehab, he killed his doctor. While in heaven, the doctor cried.

In jail, Seay and Durbin dropped the soap while showering. They both reached for the soap and it turned into a yellow rose somehow. At dinner cdurbfan22 told Chad to break out. Chad said no, but then he said to her "Okay, I'll do it!"

Cdurb then said, "we need a plan to get you outta here!"

Chad then explained that he had a friend who spoke Portuguese.

"Is he married?" asked cdurbfan.

"Why's that matter?"

"It doesn't really, but I need to know if we can trust him".

"We can!"

Cdurb and Seay decided to combine their talents and break out using their ambidextrous bodies.

Once free, they went directly to Verlander's parent's house. Mrs. Verlander's finger was surgically reconnected so she wasn't home. Mr. Verlander was too busy to notice that the finger was crawling towards him and she was right behind it. Mrs. Verlander and her reattached finger had been shot, hence the crawling.

Justin came home and started to cry about his mom Kathy. He showed Kathy her wound and his dad Richard cried because he'd miss her. Suddenly Justin's iPhone stopped working. He decided to use Bobby's phone instead but his was off and not working. Kathy's phone started to ring. Justin started sobbing. On the display, her lover had called. Surprisingly it was Verlander's teammate named Joel Zumaya! He began dating Kathy while Justin was pitching his no-hitter. The locker-room was empty. The funeral-home near Comerica-Park was long. Young Benjamin solaced Justin by doing something stupid - Then Ben went to see his grandpa who lived in Virginia.

Afterwards, Ben and Justin decided to have ice cream. Their favorite flavor wasn't available so they decided to have haggis instead. The smell was pleasant. They loved the plethora of aromas.

After eating, the Brothers Verlander boarded a jet headed towards California. Where they went to visit catbox and sign autographs for $75. Cat was excited, since he didn't mind spending $75. Justin explained to Cat that his was free, and
Justin signed away! Justin signed Cat's old socks because the smell reminded him of Virginia. Ben offered to sign Cat's ceiling. He refused and donated the $75 to his bank acccount. The ceiling already was autographed - by catbox for some reason! Ben was so disappointed he killed a dog.


Justin then yelled , "Why did you kill that dog?"

Ben replied saying, "I miss my mommy!"

Catbox said, " Are you going to let him go?"

"What?" asked Ben.

"Nevermind" said Catbox.

Meanwhile, Edgar Renteria ate at Little Ceasar's Pizza because Mike Ilitch gave him it.

Then, Ilitch decided to kill someone so he called Tim Byrdak's mistress Juanita arranging a hit - Hessman must die! Poisoning Hessman's glove was Juanita's plan. She didn't consider that Hessman had a new glove. Hessman gave the old glove to Curtis Granderson who was wearing it. Sadly, Granderson soon died while catching a fly ball.

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Poor Curtis :'(

Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died. Lo cried and Raburn got better. "That was fast!" thought Ryan Raburn. "I should keep away from Lo! She's crazy and a bitch, too!" Ryan was clearly bored so he smacked catbox_9 because Raburn is a jerk. Tigerswinloseordraw lovingly fed Jim Leyland's fingernails to the dog.

Afterwards, Lo kicked Raburn in the crotch for calling her fat (Raburn is apparently a total jerk). Then, Raburn made out with Pudge. Disgusted, Lo ran like a gorilla to the nearest Home Depot so she could buy a really big bucket of paint to blind herself with and feed to Raburn's teammate named Nate Robertson.

Earlier that day at the beach, a skinny-dipping Tiger named Jose Mesa was skinny-dipping with teammate Neifi Perez when in jumped nude teammate Bobby Seay! Everyone realized what they were nakkie, so they got drunk and then Leyland called the cops.

"Arriba" shouted Magglio, still in Lakeland. "Muy caliente" shouted Tim Byrdak mockingly, while thinking of Pudge.

Meanwhile, Chad Durbin showered his wife with terrible news - the dog was pregnant. Chad punched the neighbor for raising a slutty dog. "Get that dog fixed!" yelled the drunk Durbin. But the damage was done. The neighbor, now bloody and bruised had died. At the pool, Crystal drowned herself. The cops came. Chad was arrested.

Meanwhile the dog named Bobsey walked around and burried Bonds in McCovey cove.

Back in Detroit performance-enhancing drugs were used by nearly every single player save one - Mr. Bobby Seay who was still drunk. Refusing rehab, he killed his doctor. While in heaven, the doctor cried.

In jail, Seay and Durbin dropped the soap while showering. They both reached for the soap and it turned into a yellow rose somehow. At dinner cdurbfan22 told Chad to break out. Chad said no, but then he said to her "Okay, I'll do it!"

Cdurb then said, "we need a plan to get you outta here!"

Chad then explained that he had a friend who spoke Portuguese.

"Is he married?" asked cdurbfan.

"Why's that matter?"

"It doesn't really, but I need to know if we can trust him".

"We can!"

Cdurb and Seay decided to combine their talents and break out using their ambidextrous bodies.

Once free, they went directly to Verlander's parent's house. Mrs. Verlander's finger was surgically reconnected so she wasn't home. Mr. Verlander was too busy to notice that the finger was crawling towards him and she was right behind it. Mrs. Verlander and her reattached finger had been shot, hence the crawling.

Justin came home and started to cry about his mom Kathy. He showed Kathy her wound and his dad Richard cried because he'd miss her. Suddenly Justin's iPhone stopped working. He decided to use Bobby's phone instead but his was off and not working. Kathy's phone started to ring. Justin started sobbing. On the display, her lover had called. Surprisingly it was Verlander's teammate named Joel Zumaya! He began dating Kathy while Justin was pitching his no-hitter. The locker-room was empty. The funeral-home near Comerica-Park was long. Young Benjamin solaced Justin by doing something stupid - Then Ben went to see his grandpa who lived in Virginia.

Afterwards, Ben and Justin decided to have ice cream. Their favorite flavor wasn't available so they decided to have haggis instead. The smell was pleasant. They loved the plethora of aromas.

After eating, the Brothers Verlander boarded a jet headed towards California. Where they went to visit catbox and sign autographs for $75. Cat was excited, since he didn't mind spending $75. Justin explained to Cat that his was free, and
Justin signed away! Justin signed Cat's old socks because the smell reminded him of Virginia. Ben offered to sign Cat's ceiling. He refused and donated the $75 to his bank acccount. The ceiling already was autographed - by catbox for some reason! Ben was so disappointed he killed a dog.


Justin then yelled , "Why did you kill that dog?"

Ben replied saying, "I miss my mommy!"

Catbox said, " Are you going to let him go?"

"What?" asked Ben.

"Nevermind" said Catbox.

Meanwhile, Edgar Renteria ate at Little Ceasar's Pizza because Mike Ilitch gave him it.

Then, Ilitch decided to kill someone so he called Tim Byrdak's mistress Juanita arranging a hit - Hessman must die! Poisoning Hessman's glove was Juanita's plan. She didn't consider that Hessman had a new glove. Hessman gave the old glove to Curtis Granderson who was wearing it. Sadly, Granderson soon died while catching a fly ball. This sacrify-catch saved

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poor poor Curtis. We already know a sac-fly. This was the invention of the sac-catch.

Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died. Lo cried and Raburn got better. "That was fast!" thought Ryan Raburn. "I should keep away from Lo! She's crazy and a bitch, too!" Ryan was clearly bored so he smacked catbox_9 because Raburn is a jerk. Tigerswinloseordraw lovingly fed Jim Leyland's fingernails to the dog.

Afterwards, Lo kicked Raburn in the crotch for calling her fat (Raburn is apparently a total jerk). Then, Raburn made out with Pudge. Disgusted, Lo ran like a gorilla to the nearest Home Depot so she could buy a really big bucket of paint to blind herself with and feed to Raburn's teammate named Nate Robertson.

Earlier that day at the beach, a skinny-dipping Tiger named Jose Mesa was skinny-dipping with teammate Neifi Perez when in jumped nude teammate Bobby Seay! Everyone realized what they were nakkie, so they got drunk and then Leyland called the cops.

"Arriba" shouted Magglio, still in Lakeland. "Muy caliente" shouted Tim Byrdak mockingly, while thinking of Pudge.

Meanwhile, Chad Durbin showered his wife with terrible news - the dog was pregnant. Chad punched the neighbor for raising a slutty dog. "Get that dog fixed!" yelled the drunk Durbin. But the damage was done. The neighbor, now bloody and bruised had died. At the pool, Crystal drowned herself. The cops came. Chad was arrested.

Meanwhile the dog named Bobsey walked around and burried Bonds in McCovey cove.

Back in Detroit performance-enhancing drugs were used by nearly every single player save one - Mr. Bobby Seay who was still drunk. Refusing rehab, he killed his doctor. While in heaven, the doctor cried.

In jail, Seay and Durbin dropped the soap while showering. They both reached for the soap and it turned into a yellow rose somehow. At dinner cdurbfan22 told Chad to break out. Chad said no, but then he said to her "Okay, I'll do it!"

Cdurb then said, "we need a plan to get you outta here!"

Chad then explained that he had a friend who spoke Portuguese.

"Is he married?" asked cdurbfan.

"Why's that matter?"

"It doesn't really, but I need to know if we can trust him".

"We can!"

Cdurb and Seay decided to combine their talents and break out using their ambidextrous bodies.

Once free, they went directly to Verlander's parent's house. Mrs. Verlander's finger was surgically reconnected so she wasn't home. Mr. Verlander was too busy to notice that the finger was crawling towards him and she was right behind it. Mrs. Verlander and her reattached finger had been shot, hence the crawling.

Justin came home and started to cry about his mom Kathy. He showed Kathy her wound and his dad Richard cried because he'd miss her. Suddenly Justin's iPhone stopped working. He decided to use Bobby's phone instead but his was off and not working. Kathy's phone started to ring. Justin started sobbing. On the display, her lover had called. Surprisingly it was Verlander's teammate named Joel Zumaya! He began dating Kathy while Justin was pitching his no-hitter. The locker-room was empty. The funeral-home near Comerica-Park was long. Young Benjamin solaced Justin by doing something stupid - Then Ben went to see his grandpa who lived in Virginia.

Afterwards, Ben and Justin decided to have ice cream. Their favorite flavor wasn't available so they decided to have haggis instead. The smell was pleasant. They loved the plethora of aromas.

After eating, the Brothers Verlander boarded a jet headed towards California. Where they went to visit catbox and sign autographs for $75. Cat was excited, since he didn't mind spending $75. Justin explained to Cat that his was free, and
Justin signed away! Justin signed Cat's old socks because the smell reminded him of Virginia. Ben offered to sign Cat's ceiling. He refused and donated the $75 to his bank acccount. The ceiling already was autographed - by catbox for some reason! Ben was so disappointed he killed a dog.


Justin then yelled , "Why did you kill that dog?"

Ben replied saying, "I miss my mommy!"

Catbox said, " Are you going to let him go?"

"What?" asked Ben.

"Nevermind" said Catbox.

Meanwhile, Edgar Renteria ate at Little Ceasar's Pizza because Mike Ilitch gave him it.

Then, Ilitch decided to kill someone so he called Tim Byrdak's mistress Juanita arranging a hit - Hessman must die! Poisoning Hessman's glove was Juanita's plan. She didn't consider that Hessman had a new glove. Hessman gave the old glove to Curtis Granderson who was wearing it. Sadly, Granderson soon died while catching a fly ball. This sacrify-catch saved the game, even

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aww why did Curtis have to die?!? Couldn't it have been Hessman or Byrdak?

Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died. Lo cried and Raburn got better. "That was fast!" thought Ryan Raburn. "I should keep away from Lo! She's crazy and a bitch, too!" Ryan was clearly bored so he smacked catbox_9 because Raburn is a jerk. Tigerswinloseordraw lovingly fed Jim Leyland's fingernails to the dog.

Afterwards, Lo kicked Raburn in the crotch for calling her fat (Raburn is apparently a total jerk). Then, Raburn made out with Pudge. Disgusted, Lo ran like a gorilla to the nearest Home Depot so she could buy a really big bucket of paint to blind herself with and feed to Raburn's teammate named Nate Robertson.

Earlier that day at the beach, a skinny-dipping Tiger named Jose Mesa was skinny-dipping with teammate Neifi Perez when in jumped nude teammate Bobby Seay! Everyone realized what they were nakkie, so they got drunk and then Leyland called the cops.

"Arriba" shouted Magglio, still in Lakeland. "Muy caliente" shouted Tim Byrdak mockingly, while thinking of Pudge.

Meanwhile, Chad Durbin showered his wife with terrible news - the dog was pregnant. Chad punched the neighbor for raising a slutty dog. "Get that dog fixed!" yelled the drunk Durbin. But the damage was done. The neighbor, now bloody and bruised had died. At the pool, Crystal drowned herself. The cops came. Chad was arrested.

Meanwhile the dog named Bobsey walked around and burried Bonds in McCovey cove.

Back in Detroit performance-enhancing drugs were used by nearly every single player save one - Mr. Bobby Seay who was still drunk. Refusing rehab, he killed his doctor. While in heaven, the doctor cried.

In jail, Seay and Durbin dropped the soap while showering. They both reached for the soap and it turned into a yellow rose somehow. At dinner cdurbfan22 told Chad to break out. Chad said no, but then he said to her "Okay, I'll do it!"

Cdurb then said, "we need a plan to get you outta here!"

Chad then explained that he had a friend who spoke Portuguese.

"Is he married?" asked cdurbfan.

"Why's that matter?"

"It doesn't really, but I need to know if we can trust him".

"We can!"

Cdurb and Seay decided to combine their talents and break out using their ambidextrous bodies.

Once free, they went directly to Verlander's parent's house. Mrs. Verlander's finger was surgically reconnected so she wasn't home. Mr. Verlander was too busy to notice that the finger was crawling towards him and she was right behind it. Mrs. Verlander and her reattached finger had been shot, hence the crawling.

Justin came home and started to cry about his mom Kathy. He showed Kathy her wound and his dad Richard cried because he'd miss her. Suddenly Justin's iPhone stopped working. He decided to use Bobby's phone instead but his was off and not working. Kathy's phone started to ring. Justin started sobbing. On the display, her lover had called. Surprisingly it was Verlander's teammate named Joel Zumaya! He began dating Kathy while Justin was pitching his no-hitter. The locker-room was empty. The funeral-home near Comerica-Park was long. Young Benjamin solaced Justin by doing something stupid - Then Ben went to see his grandpa who lived in Virginia.

Afterwards, Ben and Justin decided to have ice cream. Their favorite flavor wasn't available so they decided to have haggis instead. The smell was pleasant. They loved the plethora of aromas.

After eating, the Brothers Verlander boarded a jet headed towards California. Where they went to visit catbox and sign autographs for $75. Cat was excited, since he didn't mind spending $75. Justin explained to Cat that his was free, and
Justin signed away! Justin signed Cat's old socks because the smell reminded him of Virginia. Ben offered to sign Cat's ceiling. He refused and donated the $75 to his bank acccount. The ceiling already was autographed - by catbox for some reason! Ben was so disappointed he killed a dog.


Justin then yelled , "Why did you kill that dog?"

Ben replied saying, "I miss my mommy!"

Catbox said, " Are you going to let him go?"

"What?" asked Ben.

"Nevermind" said Catbox.

Meanwhile, Edgar Renteria ate at Little Ceasar's Pizza because Mike Ilitch gave him it.

Then, Ilitch decided to kill someone so he called Tim Byrdak's mistress Juanita arranging a hit - Hessman must die! Poisoning Hessman's glove was Juanita's plan. She didn't consider that Hessman had a new glove. Hessman gave the old glove to Curtis Granderson who was wearing it. Sadly, Granderson soon died while catching a fly ball. This sacrify-catch saved the game, even though Curtis died.

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Sorry Curtis We'll miss you :'( It sucks he had to be the one to die. There's 23 other guys on the roster that would have made me less sad...

Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died. Lo cried and Raburn got better. "That was fast!" thought Ryan Raburn. "I should keep away from Lo! She's crazy and a bitch, too!" Ryan was clearly bored so he smacked catbox_9 because Raburn is a jerk. Tigerswinloseordraw lovingly fed Jim Leyland's fingernails to the dog.

Afterwards, Lo kicked Raburn in the crotch for calling her fat (Raburn is apparently a total jerk). Then, Raburn made out with Pudge. Disgusted, Lo ran like a gorilla to the nearest Home Depot so she could buy a really big bucket of paint to blind herself with and feed to Raburn's teammate named Nate Robertson.

Earlier that day at the beach, a skinny-dipping Tiger named Jose Mesa was skinny-dipping with teammate Neifi Perez when in jumped nude teammate Bobby Seay! Everyone realized what they were nakkie, so they got drunk and then Leyland called the cops.

"Arriba" shouted Magglio, still in Lakeland. "Muy caliente" shouted Tim Byrdak mockingly, while thinking of Pudge.

Meanwhile, Chad Durbin showered his wife with terrible news - the dog was pregnant. Chad punched the neighbor for raising a slutty dog. "Get that dog fixed!" yelled the drunk Durbin. But the damage was done. The neighbor, now bloody and bruised had died. At the pool, Crystal drowned herself. The cops came. Chad was arrested.

Meanwhile the dog named Bobsey walked around and burried Bonds in McCovey cove.

Back in Detroit performance-enhancing drugs were used by nearly every single player save one - Mr. Bobby Seay who was still drunk. Refusing rehab, he killed his doctor. While in heaven, the doctor cried.

In jail, Seay and Durbin dropped the soap while showering. They both reached for the soap and it turned into a yellow rose somehow. At dinner cdurbfan22 told Chad to break out. Chad said no, but then he said to her "Okay, I'll do it!"

Cdurb then said, "we need a plan to get you outta here!"

Chad then explained that he had a friend who spoke Portuguese.

"Is he married?" asked cdurbfan.

"Why's that matter?"

"It doesn't really, but I need to know if we can trust him".

"We can!"

Cdurb and Seay decided to combine their talents and break out using their ambidextrous bodies.

Once free, they went directly to Verlander's parent's house. Mrs. Verlander's finger was surgically reconnected so she wasn't home. Mr. Verlander was too busy to notice that the finger was crawling towards him and she was right behind it. Mrs. Verlander and her reattached finger had been shot, hence the crawling.

Justin came home and started to cry about his mom Kathy. He showed Kathy her wound and his dad Richard cried because he'd miss her. Suddenly Justin's iPhone stopped working. He decided to use Bobby's phone instead but his was off and not working. Kathy's phone started to ring. Justin started sobbing. On the display, her lover had called. Surprisingly it was Verlander's teammate named Joel Zumaya! He began dating Kathy while Justin was pitching his no-hitter. The locker-room was empty. The funeral-home near Comerica-Park was long. Young Benjamin solaced Justin by doing something stupid - Then Ben went to see his grandpa who lived in Virginia.

Afterwards, Ben and Justin decided to have ice cream. Their favorite flavor wasn't available so they decided to have haggis instead. The smell was pleasant. They loved the plethora of aromas.

After eating, the Brothers Verlander boarded a jet headed towards California. Where they went to visit catbox and sign autographs for $75. Cat was excited, since he didn't mind spending $75. Justin explained to Cat that his was free, and
Justin signed away! Justin signed Cat's old socks because the smell reminded him of Virginia. Ben offered to sign Cat's ceiling. He refused and donated the $75 to his bank acccount. The ceiling already was autographed - by catbox for some reason! Ben was so disappointed he killed a dog.


Justin then yelled , "Why did you kill that dog?"

Ben replied saying, "I miss my mommy!"

Catbox said, " Are you going to let him go?"

"What?" asked Ben.

"Nevermind" said Catbox.

Meanwhile, Edgar Renteria ate at Little Ceasar's Pizza because Mike Ilitch gave him it.

Then, Ilitch decided to kill someone so he called Tim Byrdak's mistress Juanita arranging a hit - Hessman must die! Poisoning Hessman's glove was Juanita's plan. She didn't consider that Hessman had a new glove. Hessman gave the old glove to Curtis Granderson who was wearing it. Sadly, Granderson soon died while catching a fly ball. This sacrify-catch saved the game, even though Curtis died. Mourning everywhere except

Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died. Lo cried and Raburn got better. "That was fast!" thought Ryan Raburn. "I should keep away from Lo! She's crazy and a bitch, too!" Ryan was clearly bored so he smacked catbox_9 because Raburn is a jerk. Tigerswinloseordraw lovingly fed Jim Leyland's fingernails to the dog.

Afterwards, Lo kicked Raburn in the crotch for calling her fat (Raburn is apparently a total jerk). Then, Raburn made out with Pudge. Disgusted, Lo ran like a gorilla to the nearest Home Depot so she could buy a really big bucket of paint to blind herself with and feed to Raburn's teammate named Nate Robertson.

Earlier that day at the beach, a skinny-dipping Tiger named Jose Mesa was skinny-dipping with teammate Neifi Perez when in jumped nude teammate Bobby Seay! Everyone realized what they were nakkie, so they got drunk and then Leyland called the cops.

"Arriba" shouted Magglio, still in Lakeland. "Muy caliente" shouted Tim Byrdak mockingly, while thinking of Pudge.

Meanwhile, Chad Durbin showered his wife with terrible news - the dog was pregnant. Chad punched the neighbor for raising a slutty dog. "Get that dog fixed!" yelled the drunk Durbin. But the damage was done. The neighbor, now bloody and bruised had died. At the pool, Crystal drowned herself. The cops came. Chad was arrested.

Meanwhile the dog named Bobsey walked around and burried Bonds in McCovey cove.

Back in Detroit performance-enhancing drugs were used by nearly every single player save one - Mr. Bobby Seay who was still drunk. Refusing rehab, he killed his doctor. While in heaven, the doctor cried.

In jail, Seay and Durbin dropped the soap while showering. They both reached for the soap and it turned into a yellow rose somehow. At dinner cdurbfan22 told Chad to break out. Chad said no, but then he said to her "Okay, I'll do it!"

Cdurb then said, "we need a plan to get you outta here!"

Chad then explained that he had a friend who spoke Portuguese.

"Is he married?" asked cdurbfan.

"Why's that matter?"

"It doesn't really, but I need to know if we can trust him".

"We can!"

Cdurb and Seay decided to combine their talents and break out using their ambidextrous bodies.

Once free, they went directly to Verlander's parent's house. Mrs. Verlander's finger was surgically reconnected so she wasn't home. Mr. Verlander was too busy to notice that the finger was crawling towards him and she was right behind it. Mrs. Verlander and her reattached finger had been shot, hence the crawling.

Justin came home and started to cry about his mom Kathy. He showed Kathy her wound and his dad Richard cried because he'd miss her. Suddenly Justin's iPhone stopped working. He decided to use Bobby's phone instead but his was off and not working. Kathy's phone started to ring. Justin started sobbing. On the display, her lover had called. Surprisingly it was Verlander's teammate named Joel Zumaya! He began dating Kathy while Justin was pitching his no-hitter. The locker-room was empty. The funeral-home near Comerica-Park was long. Young Benjamin solaced Justin by doing something stupid - Then Ben went to see his grandpa who lived in Virginia.

Afterwards, Ben and Justin decided to have ice cream. Their favorite flavor wasn't available so they decided to have haggis instead. The smell was pleasant. They loved the plethora of aromas.

After eating, the Brothers Verlander boarded a jet headed towards California. Where they went to visit catbox and sign autographs for $75. Cat was excited, since he didn't mind spending $75. Justin explained to Cat that his was free, and
Justin signed away! Justin signed Cat's old socks because the smell reminded him of Virginia. Ben offered to sign Cat's ceiling. He refused and donated the $75 to his bank acccount. The ceiling already was autographed - by catbox for some reason! Ben was so disappointed he killed a dog.


Justin then yelled , "Why did you kill that dog?"

Ben replied saying, "I miss my mommy!"

Catbox said, " Are you going to let him go?"

"What?" asked Ben.

"Nevermind" said Catbox.

Meanwhile, Edgar Renteria ate at Little Ceasar's Pizza because Mike Ilitch gave him it.

Then, Ilitch decided to kill someone so he called Tim Byrdak's mistress Juanita arranging a hit - Hessman must die! Poisoning Hessman's glove was Juanita's plan. She didn't consider that Hessman had a new glove. Hessman gave the old glove to Curtis Granderson who was wearing it. Sadly, Granderson soon died while catching a fly ball. This sacrify-catch saved the game, even though Curtis died.

Mourning everywhere except Kentucky, people cried.

Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died. Lo cried and Raburn got better. "That was fast!" thought Ryan Raburn. "I should keep away from Lo! She's crazy and a bitch, too!" Ryan was clearly bored so he smacked catbox_9 because Raburn is a jerk. Tigerswinloseordraw lovingly fed Jim Leyland's fingernails to the dog.

Afterwards, Lo kicked Raburn in the crotch for calling her fat (Raburn is apparently a total jerk). Then, Raburn made out with Pudge. Disgusted, Lo ran like a gorilla to the nearest Home Depot so she could buy a really big bucket of paint to blind herself with and feed to Raburn's teammate named Nate Robertson.

Earlier that day at the beach, a skinny-dipping Tiger named Jose Mesa was skinny-dipping with teammate Neifi Perez when in jumped nude teammate Bobby Seay! Everyone realized what they were nakkie, so they got drunk and then Leyland called the cops.

"Arriba" shouted Magglio, still in Lakeland. "Muy caliente" shouted Tim Byrdak mockingly, while thinking of Pudge.

Meanwhile, Chad Durbin showered his wife with terrible news - the dog was pregnant. Chad punched the neighbor for raising a slutty dog. "Get that dog fixed!" yelled the drunk Durbin. But the damage was done. The neighbor, now bloody and bruised had died. At the pool, Crystal drowned herself. The cops came. Chad was arrested.

Meanwhile the dog named Bobsey walked around and burried Bonds in McCovey cove.

Back in Detroit performance-enhancing drugs were used by nearly every single player save one - Mr. Bobby Seay who was still drunk. Refusing rehab, he killed his doctor. While in heaven, the doctor cried.

In jail, Seay and Durbin dropped the soap while showering. They both reached for the soap and it turned into a yellow rose somehow. At dinner cdurbfan22 told Chad to break out. Chad said no, but then he said to her "Okay, I'll do it!"

Cdurb then said, "we need a plan to get you outta here!"

Chad then explained that he had a friend who spoke Portuguese.

"Is he married?" asked cdurbfan.

"Why's that matter?"

"It doesn't really, but I need to know if we can trust him".

"We can!"

Cdurb and Seay decided to combine their talents and break out using their ambidextrous bodies.

Once free, they went directly to Verlander's parent's house. Mrs. Verlander's finger was surgically reconnected so she wasn't home. Mr. Verlander was too busy to notice that the finger was crawling towards him and she was right behind it. Mrs. Verlander and her reattached finger had been shot, hence the crawling.

Justin came home and started to cry about his mom Kathy. He showed Kathy her wound and his dad Richard cried because he'd miss her. Suddenly Justin's iPhone stopped working. He decided to use Bobby's phone instead but his was off and not working. Kathy's phone started to ring. Justin started sobbing. On the display, her lover had called. Surprisingly it was Verlander's teammate named Joel Zumaya! He began dating Kathy while Justin was pitching his no-hitter. The locker-room was empty. The funeral-home near Comerica-Park was long. Young Benjamin solaced Justin by doing something stupid - Then Ben went to see his grandpa who lived in Virginia.

Afterwards, Ben and Justin decided to have ice cream. Their favorite flavor wasn't available so they decided to have haggis instead. The smell was pleasant. They loved the plethora of aromas.

After eating, the Brothers Verlander boarded a jet headed towards California. Where they went to visit catbox and sign autographs for $75. Cat was excited, since he didn't mind spending $75. Justin explained to Cat that his was free, and
Justin signed away! Justin signed Cat's old socks because the smell reminded him of Virginia. Ben offered to sign Cat's ceiling. He refused and donated the $75 to his bank acccount. The ceiling already was autographed - by catbox for some reason! Ben was so disappointed he killed a dog.


Justin then yelled , "Why did you kill that dog?"

Ben replied saying, "I miss my mommy!"

Catbox said, " Are you going to let him go?"

"What?" asked Ben.

"Nevermind" said Catbox.

Meanwhile, Edgar Renteria ate at Little Ceasar's Pizza because Mike Ilitch gave him it.

Then, Ilitch decided to kill someone so he called Tim Byrdak's mistress Juanita arranging a hit - Hessman must die! Poisoning Hessman's glove was Juanita's plan. She didn't consider that Hessman had a new glove. Hessman gave the old glove to Curtis Granderson who was wearing it. Sadly, Granderson soon died while catching a fly ball. This sacrify-catch saved the game, even though Curtis died.

Mourning everywhere except Kentucky, people cried. Especially in Louisville

Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died. Lo cried and Raburn got better. "That was fast!" thought Ryan Raburn. "I should keep away from Lo! She's crazy and a bitch, too!" Ryan was clearly bored so he smacked catbox_9 because Raburn is a jerk. Tigerswinloseordraw lovingly fed Jim Leyland's fingernails to the dog.

Afterwards, Lo kicked Raburn in the crotch for calling her fat (Raburn is apparently a total jerk). Then, Raburn made out with Pudge. Disgusted, Lo ran like a gorilla to the nearest Home Depot so she could buy a really big bucket of paint to blind herself with and feed to Raburn's teammate named Nate Robertson.

Earlier that day at the beach, a skinny-dipping Tiger named Jose Mesa was skinny-dipping with teammate Neifi Perez when in jumped nude teammate Bobby Seay! Everyone realized what they were nakkie, so they got drunk and then Leyland called the cops.

"Arriba" shouted Magglio, still in Lakeland. "Muy caliente" shouted Tim Byrdak mockingly, while thinking of Pudge.

Meanwhile, Chad Durbin showered his wife with terrible news - the dog was pregnant. Chad punched the neighbor for raising a slutty dog. "Get that dog fixed!" yelled the drunk Durbin. But the damage was done. The neighbor, now bloody and bruised had died. At the pool, Crystal drowned herself. The cops came. Chad was arrested.

Meanwhile the dog named Bobsey walked around and burried Bonds in McCovey cove.

Back in Detroit performance-enhancing drugs were used by nearly every single player save one - Mr. Bobby Seay who was still drunk. Refusing rehab, he killed his doctor. While in heaven, the doctor cried.

In jail, Seay and Durbin dropped the soap while showering. They both reached for the soap and it turned into a yellow rose somehow. At dinner cdurbfan22 told Chad to break out. Chad said no, but then he said to her "Okay, I'll do it!"

Cdurb then said, "we need a plan to get you outta here!"

Chad then explained that he had a friend who spoke Portuguese.

"Is he married?" asked cdurbfan.

"Why's that matter?"

"It doesn't really, but I need to know if we can trust him".

"We can!"

Cdurb and Seay decided to combine their talents and break out using their ambidextrous bodies.

Once free, they went directly to Verlander's parent's house. Mrs. Verlander's finger was surgically reconnected so she wasn't home. Mr. Verlander was too busy to notice that the finger was crawling towards him and she was right behind it. Mrs. Verlander and her reattached finger had been shot, hence the crawling.

Justin came home and started to cry about his mom Kathy. He showed Kathy her wound and his dad Richard cried because he'd miss her. Suddenly Justin's iPhone stopped working. He decided to use Bobby's phone instead but his was off and not working. Kathy's phone started to ring. Justin started sobbing. On the display, her lover had called. Surprisingly it was Verlander's teammate named Joel Zumaya! He began dating Kathy while Justin was pitching his no-hitter. The locker-room was empty. The funeral-home near Comerica-Park was long. Young Benjamin solaced Justin by doing something stupid - Then Ben went to see his grandpa who lived in Virginia.

Afterwards, Ben and Justin decided to have ice cream. Their favorite flavor wasn't available so they decided to have haggis instead. The smell was pleasant. They loved the plethora of aromas.

After eating, the Brothers Verlander boarded a jet headed towards California. Where they went to visit catbox and sign autographs for $75. Cat was excited, since he didn't mind spending $75. Justin explained to Cat that his was free, and
Justin signed away! Justin signed Cat's old socks because the smell reminded him of Virginia. Ben offered to sign Cat's ceiling. He refused and donated the $75 to his bank acccount. The ceiling already was autographed - by catbox for some reason! Ben was so disappointed he killed a dog.


Justin then yelled , "Why did you kill that dog?"

Ben replied saying, "I miss my mommy!"

Catbox said, " Are you going to let him go?"

"What?" asked Ben.

"Nevermind" said Catbox.

Meanwhile, Edgar Renteria ate at Little Ceasar's Pizza because Mike Ilitch gave him it.

Then, Ilitch decided to kill someone so he called Tim Byrdak's mistress Juanita arranging a hit - Hessman must die! Poisoning Hessman's glove was Juanita's plan. She didn't consider that Hessman had a new glove. Hessman gave the old glove to Curtis Granderson who was wearing it. Sadly, Granderson soon died while catching a fly ball. This sacrify-catch saved the game, even though Curtis died.

Mourning everywhere except Kentucky (especially in Louisville where they celebrated), people cried.

Punishment fell swift

catbox_9 wrote:

Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died. Lo cried and Raburn got better. "That was fast!" thought Ryan Raburn. "I should keep away from Lo! She's crazy and a bitch, too!" Ryan was clearly bored so he smacked catbox_9 because Raburn is a jerk. Tigerswinloseordraw lovingly fed Jim Leyland's fingernails to the dog.

Afterwards, Lo kicked Raburn in the crotch for calling her fat (Raburn is apparently a total jerk). Then, Raburn made out with Pudge. Disgusted, Lo ran like a gorilla to the nearest Home Depot so she could buy a really big bucket of paint to blind herself with and feed to Raburn's teammate named Nate Robertson.

Earlier that day at the beach, a skinny-dipping Tiger named Jose Mesa was skinny-dipping with teammate Neifi Perez when in jumped nude teammate Bobby Seay! Everyone realized what they were nakkie, so they got drunk and then Leyland called the cops.

"Arriba" shouted Magglio, still in Lakeland. "Muy caliente" shouted Tim Byrdak mockingly, while thinking of Pudge.

Meanwhile, Chad Durbin showered his wife with terrible news - the dog was pregnant. Chad punched the neighbor for raising a slutty dog. "Get that dog fixed!" yelled the drunk Durbin. But the damage was done. The neighbor, now bloody and bruised had died. At the pool, Crystal drowned herself. The cops came. Chad was arrested.

Meanwhile the dog named Bobsey walked around and burried Bonds in McCovey cove.

Back in Detroit performance-enhancing drugs were used by nearly every single player save one - Mr. Bobby Seay who was still drunk. Refusing rehab, he killed his doctor. While in heaven, the doctor cried.

In jail, Seay and Durbin dropped the soap while showering. They both reached for the soap and it turned into a yellow rose somehow. At dinner cdurbfan22 told Chad to break out. Chad said no, but then he said to her "Okay, I'll do it!"

Cdurb then said, "we need a plan to get you outta here!"

Chad then explained that he had a friend who spoke Portuguese.

"Is he married?" asked cdurbfan.

"Why's that matter?"

"It doesn't really, but I need to know if we can trust him".

"We can!"

Cdurb and Seay decided to combine their talents and break out using their ambidextrous bodies.

Once free, they went directly to Verlander's parent's house. Mrs. Verlander's finger was surgically reconnected so she wasn't home. Mr. Verlander was too busy to notice that the finger was crawling towards him and she was right behind it. Mrs. Verlander and her reattached finger had been shot, hence the crawling.

Justin came home and started to cry about his mom Kathy. He showed Kathy her wound and his dad Richard cried because he'd miss her. Suddenly Justin's iPhone stopped working. He decided to use Bobby's phone instead but his was off and not working. Kathy's phone started to ring. Justin started sobbing. On the display, her lover had called. Surprisingly it was Verlander's teammate named Joel Zumaya! He began dating Kathy while Justin was pitching his no-hitter. The locker-room was empty. The funeral-home near Comerica-Park was long. Young Benjamin solaced Justin by doing something stupid - Then Ben went to see his grandpa who lived in Virginia.

Afterwards, Ben and Justin decided to have ice cream. Their favorite flavor wasn't available so they decided to have haggis instead. The smell was pleasant. They loved the plethora of aromas.

After eating, the Brothers Verlander boarded a jet headed towards California. Where they went to visit catbox and sign autographs for $75. Cat was excited, since he didn't mind spending $75. Justin explained to Cat that his was free, and
Justin signed away! Justin signed Cat's old socks because the smell reminded him of Virginia. Ben offered to sign Cat's ceiling. He refused and donated the $75 to his bank acccount. The ceiling already was autographed - by catbox for some reason! Ben was so disappointed he killed a dog.


Justin then yelled , "Why did you kill that dog?"

Ben replied saying, "I miss my mommy!"

Catbox said, " Are you going to let him go?"

"What?" asked Ben.

"Nevermind" said Catbox.

Meanwhile, Edgar Renteria ate at Little Ceasar's Pizza because Mike Ilitch gave him it.

Then, Ilitch decided to kill someone so he called Tim Byrdak's mistress Juanita arranging a hit - Hessman must die! Poisoning Hessman's glove was Juanita's plan. She didn't consider that Hessman had a new glove. Hessman gave the old glove to Curtis Granderson who was wearing it. Sadly, Granderson soon died while catching a fly ball. This sacrify-catch saved the game, even though Curtis died.

Mourning everywhere except Kentucky (especially in Louisville where they celebrated), people cried.

Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died. Lo cried and Raburn got better. "That was fast!" thought Ryan Raburn. "I should keep away from Lo! She's crazy and a bitch, too!" Ryan was clearly bored so he smacked catbox_9 because Raburn is a jerk. Tigerswinloseordraw lovingly fed Jim Leyland's fingernails to the dog.

Afterwards, Lo kicked Raburn in the crotch for calling her fat (Raburn is apparently a total jerk). Then, Raburn made out with Pudge. Disgusted, Lo ran like a gorilla to the nearest Home Depot so she could buy a really big bucket of paint to blind herself with and feed to Raburn's teammate named Nate Robertson.

Earlier that day at the beach, a skinny-dipping Tiger named Jose Mesa was skinny-dipping with teammate Neifi Perez when in jumped nude teammate Bobby Seay! Everyone realized what they were nakkie, so they got drunk and then Leyland called the cops.

"Arriba" shouted Magglio, still in Lakeland. "Muy caliente" shouted Tim Byrdak mockingly, while thinking of Pudge.

Meanwhile, Chad Durbin showered his wife with terrible news - the dog was pregnant. Chad punched the neighbor for raising a slutty dog. "Get that dog fixed!" yelled the drunk Durbin. But the damage was done. The neighbor, now bloody and bruised had died. At the pool, Crystal drowned herself. The cops came. Chad was arrested.

Meanwhile the dog named Bobsey walked around and burried Bonds in McCovey cove.

Back in Detroit performance-enhancing drugs were used by nearly every single player save one - Mr. Bobby Seay who was still drunk. Refusing rehab, he killed his doctor. While in heaven, the doctor cried.

In jail, Seay and Durbin dropped the soap while showering. They both reached for the soap and it turned into a yellow rose somehow. At dinner cdurbfan22 told Chad to break out. Chad said no, but then he said to her "Okay, I'll do it!"

Cdurb then said, "we need a plan to get you outta here!"

Chad then explained that he had a friend who spoke Portuguese.

"Is he married?" asked cdurbfan.

"Why's that matter?"

"It doesn't really, but I need to know if we can trust him".

"We can!"

Cdurb and Seay decided to combine their talents and break out using their ambidextrous bodies.

Once free, they went directly to Verlander's parent's house. Mrs. Verlander's finger was surgically reconnected so she wasn't home. Mr. Verlander was too busy to notice that the finger was crawling towards him and she was right behind it. Mrs. Verlander and her reattached finger had been shot, hence the crawling.

Justin came home and started to cry about his mom Kathy. He showed Kathy her wound and his dad Richard cried because he'd miss her. Suddenly Justin's iPhone stopped working. He decided to use Bobby's phone instead but his was off and not working. Kathy's phone started to ring. Justin started sobbing. On the display, her lover had called. Surprisingly it was Verlander's teammate named Joel Zumaya! He began dating Kathy while Justin was pitching his no-hitter. The locker-room was empty. The funeral-home near Comerica-Park was long. Young Benjamin solaced Justin by doing something stupid - Then Ben went to see his grandpa who lived in Virginia.

Afterwards, Ben and Justin decided to have ice cream. Their favorite flavor wasn't available so they decided to have haggis instead. The smell was pleasant. They loved the plethora of aromas.

After eating, the Brothers Verlander boarded a jet headed towards California. Where they went to visit catbox and sign autographs for $75. Cat was excited, since he didn't mind spending $75. Justin explained to Cat that his was free, and
Justin signed away! Justin signed Cat's old socks because the smell reminded him of Virginia. Ben offered to sign Cat's ceiling. He refused and donated the $75 to his bank acccount. The ceiling already was autographed - by catbox for some reason! Ben was so disappointed he killed a dog.


Justin then yelled , "Why did you kill that dog?"

Ben replied saying, "I miss my mommy!"

Catbox said, " Are you going to let him go?"

"What?" asked Ben.

"Nevermind" said Catbox.

Meanwhile, Edgar Renteria ate at Little Ceasar's Pizza because Mike Ilitch gave him it.

Then, Ilitch decided to kill someone so he called Tim Byrdak's mistress Juanita arranging a hit - Hessman must die! Poisoning Hessman's glove was Juanita's plan. She didn't consider that Hessman had a new glove. Hessman gave the old glove to Curtis Granderson who was wearing it. Sadly, Granderson soon died while catching a fly ball. This sacrify-catch saved the game, even though Curtis died.

Mourning everywhere except Kentucky (especially in Louisville where they celebrated), people cried.

Punishment fell swift on Juanita - she

Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died. Lo cried and Raburn got better. "That was fast!" thought Ryan Raburn. "I should keep away from Lo! She's crazy and a bitch, too!" Ryan was clearly bored so he smacked catbox_9 because Raburn is a jerk. Tigerswinloseordraw lovingly fed Jim Leyland's fingernails to the dog.

Afterwards, Lo kicked Raburn in the crotch for calling her fat (Raburn is apparently a total jerk). Then, Raburn made out with Pudge. Disgusted, Lo ran like a gorilla to the nearest Home Depot so she could buy a really big bucket of paint to blind herself with and feed to Raburn's teammate named Nate Robertson.

Earlier that day at the beach, a skinny-dipping Tiger named Jose Mesa was skinny-dipping with teammate Neifi Perez when in jumped nude teammate Bobby Seay! Everyone realized what they were nakkie, so they got drunk and then Leyland called the cops.

"Arriba" shouted Magglio, still in Lakeland. "Muy caliente" shouted Tim Byrdak mockingly, while thinking of Pudge.

Meanwhile, Chad Durbin showered his wife with terrible news - the dog was pregnant. Chad punched the neighbor for raising a slutty dog. "Get that dog fixed!" yelled the drunk Durbin. But the damage was done. The neighbor, now bloody and bruised had died. At the pool, Crystal drowned herself. The cops came. Chad was arrested.

Meanwhile the dog named Bobsey walked around and burried Bonds in McCovey cove.

Back in Detroit performance-enhancing drugs were used by nearly every single player save one - Mr. Bobby Seay who was still drunk. Refusing rehab, he killed his doctor. While in heaven, the doctor cried.

In jail, Seay and Durbin dropped the soap while showering. They both reached for the soap and it turned into a yellow rose somehow. At dinner cdurbfan22 told Chad to break out. Chad said no, but then he said to her "Okay, I'll do it!"

Cdurb then said, "we need a plan to get you outta here!"

Chad then explained that he had a friend who spoke Portuguese.

"Is he married?" asked cdurbfan.

"Why's that matter?"

"It doesn't really, but I need to know if we can trust him".

"We can!"

Cdurb and Seay decided to combine their talents and break out using their ambidextrous bodies.

Once free, they went directly to Verlander's parent's house. Mrs. Verlander's finger was surgically reconnected so she wasn't home. Mr. Verlander was too busy to notice that the finger was crawling towards him and she was right behind it. Mrs. Verlander and her reattached finger had been shot, hence the crawling.

Justin came home and started to cry about his mom Kathy. He showed Kathy her wound and his dad Richard cried because he'd miss her. Suddenly Justin's iPhone stopped working. He decided to use Bobby's phone instead but his was off and not working. Kathy's phone started to ring. Justin started sobbing. On the display, her lover had called. Surprisingly it was Verlander's teammate named Joel Zumaya! He began dating Kathy while Justin was pitching his no-hitter. The locker-room was empty. The funeral-home near Comerica-Park was long. Young Benjamin solaced Justin by doing something stupid - Then Ben went to see his grandpa who lived in Virginia.

Afterwards, Ben and Justin decided to have ice cream. Their favorite flavor wasn't available so they decided to have haggis instead. The smell was pleasant. They loved the plethora of aromas.

After eating, the Brothers Verlander boarded a jet headed towards California. Where they went to visit catbox and sign autographs for $75. Cat was excited, since he didn't mind spending $75. Justin explained to Cat that his was free, and
Justin signed away! Justin signed Cat's old socks because the smell reminded him of Virginia. Ben offered to sign Cat's ceiling. He refused and donated the $75 to his bank acccount. The ceiling already was autographed - by catbox for some reason! Ben was so disappointed he killed a dog.


Justin then yelled , "Why did you kill that dog?"

Ben replied saying, "I miss my mommy!"

Catbox said, " Are you going to let him go?"

"What?" asked Ben.

"Nevermind" said Catbox.

Meanwhile, Edgar Renteria ate at Little Ceasar's Pizza because Mike Ilitch gave him it.

Then, Ilitch decided to kill someone so he called Tim Byrdak's mistress Juanita arranging a hit - Hessman must die! Poisoning Hessman's glove was Juanita's plan. She didn't consider that Hessman had a new glove. Hessman gave the old glove to Curtis Granderson who was wearing it. Sadly, Granderson soon died while catching a fly ball. This sacrify-catch saved the game, even though Curtis died.

Mourning everywhere except Kentucky (especially in Louisville where they celebrated), people cried.

Punishment fell swift on Juanita - she was condemned to

Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died. Lo cried and Raburn got better. "That was fast!" thought Ryan Raburn. "I should keep away from Lo! She's crazy and a bitch, too!" Ryan was clearly bored so he smacked catbox_9 because Raburn is a jerk. Tigerswinloseordraw lovingly fed Jim Leyland's fingernails to the dog.

Afterwards, Lo kicked Raburn in the crotch for calling her fat (Raburn is apparently a total jerk). Then, Raburn made out with Pudge. Disgusted, Lo ran like a gorilla to the nearest Home Depot so she could buy a really big bucket of paint to blind herself with and feed to Raburn's teammate named Nate Robertson.

Earlier that day at the beach, a skinny-dipping Tiger named Jose Mesa was skinny-dipping with teammate Neifi Perez when in jumped nude teammate Bobby Seay! Everyone realized what they were nakkie, so they got drunk and then Leyland called the cops.

"Arriba" shouted Magglio, still in Lakeland. "Muy caliente" shouted Tim Byrdak mockingly, while thinking of Pudge.

Meanwhile, Chad Durbin showered his wife with terrible news - the dog was pregnant. Chad punched the neighbor for raising a slutty dog. "Get that dog fixed!" yelled the drunk Durbin. But the damage was done. The neighbor, now bloody and bruised had died. At the pool, Crystal drowned herself. The cops came. Chad was arrested.

Meanwhile the dog named Bobsey walked around and burried Bonds in McCovey cove.

Back in Detroit performance-enhancing drugs were used by nearly every single player save one - Mr. Bobby Seay who was still drunk. Refusing rehab, he killed his doctor. While in heaven, the doctor cried.

In jail, Seay and Durbin dropped the soap while showering. They both reached for the soap and it turned into a yellow rose somehow. At dinner cdurbfan22 told Chad to break out. Chad said no, but then he said to her "Okay, I'll do it!"

Cdurb then said, "we need a plan to get you outta here!"

Chad then explained that he had a friend who spoke Portuguese.

"Is he married?" asked cdurbfan.

"Why's that matter?"

"It doesn't really, but I need to know if we can trust him".

"We can!"

Cdurb and Seay decided to combine their talents and break out using their ambidextrous bodies.

Once free, they went directly to Verlander's parent's house. Mrs. Verlander's finger was surgically reconnected so she wasn't home. Mr. Verlander was too busy to notice that the finger was crawling towards him and she was right behind it. Mrs. Verlander and her reattached finger had been shot, hence the crawling.

Justin came home and started to cry about his mom Kathy. He showed Kathy her wound and his dad Richard cried because he'd miss her. Suddenly Justin's iPhone stopped working. He decided to use Bobby's phone instead but his was off and not working. Kathy's phone started to ring. Justin started sobbing. On the display, her lover had called. Surprisingly it was Verlander's teammate named Joel Zumaya! He began dating Kathy while Justin was pitching his no-hitter. The locker-room was empty. The funeral-home near Comerica-Park was long. Young Benjamin solaced Justin by doing something stupid - Then Ben went to see his grandpa who lived in Virginia.

Afterwards, Ben and Justin decided to have ice cream. Their favorite flavor wasn't available so they decided to have haggis instead. The smell was pleasant. They loved the plethora of aromas.

After eating, the Brothers Verlander boarded a jet headed towards California. Where they went to visit catbox and sign autographs for $75. Cat was excited, since he didn't mind spending $75. Justin explained to Cat that his was free, and
Justin signed away! Justin signed Cat's old socks because the smell reminded him of Virginia. Ben offered to sign Cat's ceiling. He refused and donated the $75 to his bank acccount. The ceiling already was autographed - by catbox for some reason! Ben was so disappointed he killed a dog.


Justin then yelled , "Why did you kill that dog?"

Ben replied saying, "I miss my mommy!"

Catbox said, " Are you going to let him go?"

"What?" asked Ben.

"Nevermind" said Catbox.

Meanwhile, Edgar Renteria ate at Little Ceasar's Pizza because Mike Ilitch gave him it.

Then, Ilitch decided to kill someone so he called Tim Byrdak's mistress Juanita arranging a hit - Hessman must die! Poisoning Hessman's glove was Juanita's plan. She didn't consider that Hessman had a new glove. Hessman gave the old glove to Curtis Granderson who was wearing it. Sadly, Granderson soon died while catching a fly ball. This sacrify-catch saved the game, even though Curtis died.

Mourning everywhere except Kentucky (especially in Louisville where they celebrated), people cried.

Punishment fell swift on Juanita - she was condemned to
be executed quickly.

But the governor

Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died. Lo cried and Raburn got better. "That was fast!" thought Ryan Raburn. "I should keep away from Lo! She's crazy and a bitch, too!" Ryan was clearly bored so he smacked catbox_9 because Raburn is a jerk. Tigerswinloseordraw lovingly fed Jim Leyland's fingernails to the dog.

Afterwards, Lo kicked Raburn in the crotch for calling her fat (Raburn is apparently a total jerk). Then, Raburn made out with Pudge. Disgusted, Lo ran like a gorilla to the nearest Home Depot so she could buy a really big bucket of paint to blind herself with and feed to Raburn's teammate named Nate Robertson.

Earlier that day at the beach, a skinny-dipping Tiger named Jose Mesa was skinny-dipping with teammate Neifi Perez when in jumped nude teammate Bobby Seay! Everyone realized what they were nakkie, so they got drunk and then Leyland called the cops.

"Arriba" shouted Magglio, still in Lakeland. "Muy caliente" shouted Tim Byrdak mockingly, while thinking of Pudge.

Meanwhile, Chad Durbin showered his wife with terrible news - the dog was pregnant. Chad punched the neighbor for raising a slutty dog. "Get that dog fixed!" yelled the drunk Durbin. But the damage was done. The neighbor, now bloody and bruised had died. At the pool, Crystal drowned herself. The cops came. Chad was arrested.

Meanwhile the dog named Bobsey walked around and burried Bonds in McCovey cove.

Back in Detroit performance-enhancing drugs were used by nearly every single player save one - Mr. Bobby Seay who was still drunk. Refusing rehab, he killed his doctor. While in heaven, the doctor cried.

In jail, Seay and Durbin dropped the soap while showering. They both reached for the soap and it turned into a yellow rose somehow. At dinner cdurbfan22 told Chad to break out. Chad said no, but then he said to her "Okay, I'll do it!"

Cdurb then said, "we need a plan to get you outta here!"

Chad then explained that he had a friend who spoke Portuguese.

"Is he married?" asked cdurbfan.

"Why's that matter?"

"It doesn't really, but I need to know if we can trust him".

"We can!"

Cdurb and Seay decided to combine their talents and break out using their ambidextrous bodies.

Once free, they went directly to Verlander's parent's house. Mrs. Verlander's finger was surgically reconnected so she wasn't home. Mr. Verlander was too busy to notice that the finger was crawling towards him and she was right behind it. Mrs. Verlander and her reattached finger had been shot, hence the crawling.

Justin came home and started to cry about his mom Kathy. He showed Kathy her wound and his dad Richard cried because he'd miss her. Suddenly Justin's iPhone stopped working. He decided to use Bobby's phone instead but his was off and not working. Kathy's phone started to ring. Justin started sobbing. On the display, her lover had called. Surprisingly it was Verlander's teammate named Joel Zumaya! He began dating Kathy while Justin was pitching his no-hitter. The locker-room was empty. The funeral-home near Comerica-Park was long. Young Benjamin solaced Justin by doing something stupid - Then Ben went to see his grandpa who lived in Virginia.

Afterwards, Ben and Justin decided to have ice cream. Their favorite flavor wasn't available so they decided to have haggis instead. The smell was pleasant. They loved the plethora of aromas.

After eating, the Brothers Verlander boarded a jet headed towards California. Where they went to visit catbox and sign autographs for $75. Cat was excited, since he didn't mind spending $75. Justin explained to Cat that his was free, and
Justin signed away! Justin signed Cat's old socks because the smell reminded him of Virginia. Ben offered to sign Cat's ceiling. He refused and donated the $75 to his bank acccount. The ceiling already was autographed - by catbox for some reason! Ben was so disappointed he killed a dog.


Justin then yelled , "Why did you kill that dog?"

Ben replied saying, "I miss my mommy!"

Catbox said, " Are you going to let him go?"

"What?" asked Ben.

"Nevermind" said Catbox.

Meanwhile, Edgar Renteria ate at Little Ceasar's Pizza because Mike Ilitch gave him it.

Then, Ilitch decided to kill someone so he called Tim Byrdak's mistress Juanita arranging a hit - Hessman must die! Poisoning Hessman's glove was Juanita's plan. She didn't consider that Hessman had a new glove. Hessman gave the old glove to Curtis Granderson who was wearing it. Sadly, Granderson soon died while catching a fly ball. This sacrify-catch saved the game, even though Curtis died.

Mourning everywhere except Kentucky (especially in Louisville where they celebrated), people cried.

Punishment fell swift on Juanita - she was condemned to
be executed quickly.

But the governor, also sleeping with Juanita,

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4 words, 3 words, close enough!

Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died. Lo cried and Raburn got better. "That was fast!" thought Ryan Raburn. "I should keep away from Lo! She's crazy and a bitch, too!" Ryan was clearly bored so he smacked catbox_9 because Raburn is a jerk. Tigerswinloseordraw lovingly fed Jim Leyland's fingernails to the dog.

Afterwards, Lo kicked Raburn in the crotch for calling her fat (Raburn is apparently a total jerk). Then, Raburn made out with Pudge. Disgusted, Lo ran like a gorilla to the nearest Home Depot so she could buy a really big bucket of paint to blind herself with and feed to Raburn's teammate named Nate Robertson.

Earlier that day at the beach, a skinny-dipping Tiger named Jose Mesa was skinny-dipping with teammate Neifi Perez when in jumped nude teammate Bobby Seay! Everyone realized what they were nakkie, so they got drunk and then Leyland called the cops.

"Arriba" shouted Magglio, still in Lakeland. "Muy caliente" shouted Tim Byrdak mockingly, while thinking of Pudge.

Meanwhile, Chad Durbin showered his wife with terrible news - the dog was pregnant. Chad punched the neighbor for raising a slutty dog. "Get that dog fixed!" yelled the drunk Durbin. But the damage was done. The neighbor, now bloody and bruised had died. At the pool, Crystal drowned herself. The cops came. Chad was arrested.

Meanwhile the dog named Bobsey walked around and burried Bonds in McCovey cove.

Back in Detroit performance-enhancing drugs were used by nearly every single player save one - Mr. Bobby Seay who was still drunk. Refusing rehab, he killed his doctor. While in heaven, the doctor cried.

In jail, Seay and Durbin dropped the soap while showering. They both reached for the soap and it turned into a yellow rose somehow. At dinner cdurbfan22 told Chad to break out. Chad said no, but then he said to her "Okay, I'll do it!"

Cdurb then said, "we need a plan to get you outta here!"

Chad then explained that he had a friend who spoke Portuguese.

"Is he married?" asked cdurbfan.

"Why's that matter?"

"It doesn't really, but I need to know if we can trust him".

"We can!"

Cdurb and Seay decided to combine their talents and break out using their ambidextrous bodies.

Once free, they went directly to Verlander's parent's house. Mrs. Verlander's finger was surgically reconnected so she wasn't home. Mr. Verlander was too busy to notice that the finger was crawling towards him and she was right behind it. Mrs. Verlander and her reattached finger had been shot, hence the crawling.

Justin came home and started to cry about his mom Kathy. He showed Kathy her wound and his dad Richard cried because he'd miss her. Suddenly Justin's iPhone stopped working. He decided to use Bobby's phone instead but his was off and not working. Kathy's phone started to ring. Justin started sobbing. On the display, her lover had called. Surprisingly it was Verlander's teammate named Joel Zumaya! He began dating Kathy while Justin was pitching his no-hitter. The locker-room was empty. The funeral-home near Comerica-Park was long. Young Benjamin solaced Justin by doing something stupid - Then Ben went to see his grandpa who lived in Virginia.

Afterwards, Ben and Justin decided to have ice cream. Their favorite flavor wasn't available so they decided to have haggis instead. The smell was pleasant. They loved the plethora of aromas.

After eating, the Brothers Verlander boarded a jet headed towards California. Where they went to visit catbox and sign autographs for $75. Cat was excited, since he didn't mind spending $75. Justin explained to Cat that his was free, and
Justin signed away! Justin signed Cat's old socks because the smell reminded him of Virginia. Ben offered to sign Cat's ceiling. He refused and donated the $75 to his bank acccount. The ceiling already was autographed - by catbox for some reason! Ben was so disappointed he killed a dog.


Justin then yelled , "Why did you kill that dog?"

Ben replied saying, "I miss my mommy!"

Catbox said, " Are you going to let him go?"

"What?" asked Ben.

"Nevermind" said Catbox.

Meanwhile, Edgar Renteria ate at Little Ceasar's Pizza because Mike Ilitch gave him it.

Then, Ilitch decided to kill someone so he called Tim Byrdak's mistress Juanita arranging a hit - Hessman must die! Poisoning Hessman's glove was Juanita's plan. She didn't consider that Hessman had a new glove. Hessman gave the old glove to Curtis Granderson who was wearing it. Sadly, Granderson soon died while catching a fly ball. This sacrify-catch saved the game, even though Curtis died.

Mourning everywhere except Kentucky (especially in Louisville where they celebrated), people cried.

Punishment fell swift on Juanita - she was condemned to
be executed quickly.

But the governor, also sleeping with Juanita, signed the pardon

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is "pardon" the correct word for that? otherwise please correct.

Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died. Lo cried and Raburn got better. "That was fast!" thought Ryan Raburn. "I should keep away from Lo! She's crazy and a bitch, too!" Ryan was clearly bored so he smacked catbox_9 because Raburn is a jerk. Tigerswinloseordraw lovingly fed Jim Leyland's fingernails to the dog.

Afterwards, Lo kicked Raburn in the crotch for calling her fat (Raburn is apparently a total jerk). Then, Raburn made out with Pudge. Disgusted, Lo ran like a gorilla to the nearest Home Depot so she could buy a really big bucket of paint to blind herself with and feed to Raburn's teammate named Nate Robertson.

Earlier that day at the beach, a skinny-dipping Tiger named Jose Mesa was skinny-dipping with teammate Neifi Perez when in jumped nude teammate Bobby Seay! Everyone realized what they were nakkie, so they got drunk and then Leyland called the cops.

"Arriba" shouted Magglio, still in Lakeland. "Muy caliente" shouted Tim Byrdak mockingly, while thinking of Pudge.

Meanwhile, Chad Durbin showered his wife with terrible news - the dog was pregnant. Chad punched the neighbor for raising a slutty dog. "Get that dog fixed!" yelled the drunk Durbin. But the damage was done. The neighbor, now bloody and bruised had died. At the pool, Crystal drowned herself. The cops came. Chad was arrested.

Meanwhile the dog named Bobsey walked around and burried Bonds in McCovey cove.

Back in Detroit performance-enhancing drugs were used by nearly every single player save one - Mr. Bobby Seay who was still drunk. Refusing rehab, he killed his doctor. While in heaven, the doctor cried.

In jail, Seay and Durbin dropped the soap while showering. They both reached for the soap and it turned into a yellow rose somehow. At dinner cdurbfan22 told Chad to break out. Chad said no, but then he said to her "Okay, I'll do it!"

Cdurb then said, "we need a plan to get you outta here!"

Chad then explained that he had a friend who spoke Portuguese.

"Is he married?" asked cdurbfan.

"Why's that matter?"

"It doesn't really, but I need to know if we can trust him".

"We can!"

Cdurb and Seay decided to combine their talents and break out using their ambidextrous bodies.

Once free, they went directly to Verlander's parent's house. Mrs. Verlander's finger was surgically reconnected so she wasn't home. Mr. Verlander was too busy to notice that the finger was crawling towards him and she was right behind it. Mrs. Verlander and her reattached finger had been shot, hence the crawling.

Justin came home and started to cry about his mom Kathy. He showed Kathy her wound and his dad Richard cried because he'd miss her. Suddenly Justin's iPhone stopped working. He decided to use Bobby's phone instead but his was off and not working. Kathy's phone started to ring. Justin started sobbing. On the display, her lover had called. Surprisingly it was Verlander's teammate named Joel Zumaya! He began dating Kathy while Justin was pitching his no-hitter. The locker-room was empty. The funeral-home near Comerica-Park was long. Young Benjamin solaced Justin by doing something stupid - Then Ben went to see his grandpa who lived in Virginia.

Afterwards, Ben and Justin decided to have ice cream. Their favorite flavor wasn't available so they decided to have haggis instead. The smell was pleasant. They loved the plethora of aromas.

After eating, the Brothers Verlander boarded a jet headed towards California. Where they went to visit catbox and sign autographs for $75. Cat was excited, since he didn't mind spending $75. Justin explained to Cat that his was free, and
Justin signed away! Justin signed Cat's old socks because the smell reminded him of Virginia. Ben offered to sign Cat's ceiling. He refused and donated the $75 to his bank acccount. The ceiling already was autographed - by catbox for some reason! Ben was so disappointed he killed a dog.


Justin then yelled , "Why did you kill that dog?"

Ben replied saying, "I miss my mommy!"

Catbox said, " Are you going to let him go?"

"What?" asked Ben.

"Nevermind" said Catbox.

Meanwhile, Edgar Renteria ate at Little Ceasar's Pizza because Mike Ilitch gave him it.

Then, Ilitch decided to kill someone so he called Tim Byrdak's mistress Juanita arranging a hit - Hessman must die! Poisoning Hessman's glove was Juanita's plan. She didn't consider that Hessman had a new glove. Hessman gave the old glove to Curtis Granderson who was wearing it. Sadly, Granderson soon died while catching a fly ball. This sacrify-catch saved the game, even though Curtis died.

Mourning everywhere except Kentucky (especially in Louisville where they celebrated), people cried.

Punishment fell swift on Juanita - she was condemned to
be executed quickly.

But the governor, also sleeping with Juanita, pardoned her.

Furious, Granderson's mother

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That is the correct word although generally people (or at least I) say "pardoned her" or something along those lines. I've changed that. As an added bonus that's 2 words and my previous post was 4 words. 4+2/2=3!

slapped her right

Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died. Lo cried and Raburn got better. "That was fast!" thought Ryan Raburn. "I should keep away from Lo! She's crazy and a bitch, too!" Ryan was clearly bored so he smacked catbox_9 because Raburn is a jerk. Tigerswinloseordraw lovingly fed Jim Leyland's fingernails to the dog.

Afterwards, Lo kicked Raburn in the crotch for calling her fat (Raburn is apparently a total jerk). Then, Raburn made out with Pudge. Disgusted, Lo ran like a gorilla to the nearest Home Depot so she could buy a really big bucket of paint to blind herself with and feed to Raburn's teammate named Nate Robertson.

Earlier that day at the beach, a skinny-dipping Tiger named Jose Mesa was skinny-dipping with teammate Neifi Perez when in jumped nude teammate Bobby Seay! Everyone realized what they were nakkie, so they got drunk and then Leyland called the cops.

"Arriba" shouted Magglio, still in Lakeland. "Muy caliente" shouted Tim Byrdak mockingly, while thinking of Pudge.

Meanwhile, Chad Durbin showered his wife with terrible news - the dog was pregnant. Chad punched the neighbor for raising a slutty dog. "Get that dog fixed!" yelled the drunk Durbin. But the damage was done. The neighbor, now bloody and bruised had died. At the pool, Crystal drowned herself. The cops came. Chad was arrested.

Meanwhile the dog named Bobsey walked around and burried Bonds in McCovey cove.

Back in Detroit performance-enhancing drugs were used by nearly every single player save one - Mr. Bobby Seay who was still drunk. Refusing rehab, he killed his doctor. While in heaven, the doctor cried.

In jail, Seay and Durbin dropped the soap while showering. They both reached for the soap and it turned into a yellow rose somehow. At dinner cdurbfan22 told Chad to break out. Chad said no, but then he said to her "Okay, I'll do it!"

Cdurb then said, "we need a plan to get you outta here!"

Chad then explained that he had a friend who spoke Portuguese.

"Is he married?" asked cdurbfan.

"Why's that matter?"

"It doesn't really, but I need to know if we can trust him".

"We can!"

Cdurb and Seay decided to combine their talents and break out using their ambidextrous bodies.

Once free, they went directly to Verlander's parent's house. Mrs. Verlander's finger was surgically reconnected so she wasn't home. Mr. Verlander was too busy to notice that the finger was crawling towards him and she was right behind it. Mrs. Verlander and her reattached finger had been shot, hence the crawling.

Justin came home and started to cry about his mom Kathy. He showed Kathy her wound and his dad Richard cried because he'd miss her. Suddenly Justin's iPhone stopped working. He decided to use Bobby's phone instead but his was off and not working. Kathy's phone started to ring. Justin started sobbing. On the display, her lover had called. Surprisingly it was Verlander's teammate named Joel Zumaya! He began dating Kathy while Justin was pitching his no-hitter. The locker-room was empty. The funeral-home near Comerica-Park was long. Young Benjamin solaced Justin by doing something stupid - Then Ben went to see his grandpa who lived in Virginia.

Afterwards, Ben and Justin decided to have ice cream. Their favorite flavor wasn't available so they decided to have haggis instead. The smell was pleasant. They loved the plethora of aromas.

After eating, the Brothers Verlander boarded a jet headed towards California. Where they went to visit catbox and sign autographs for $75. Cat was excited, since he didn't mind spending $75. Justin explained to Cat that his was free, and
Justin signed away! Justin signed Cat's old socks because the smell reminded him of Virginia. Ben offered to sign Cat's ceiling. He refused and donated the $75 to his bank acccount. The ceiling already was autographed - by catbox for some reason! Ben was so disappointed he killed a dog.


Justin then yelled , "Why did you kill that dog?"

Ben replied saying, "I miss my mommy!"

Catbox said, " Are you going to let him go?"

"What?" asked Ben.

"Nevermind" said Catbox.

Meanwhile, Edgar Renteria ate at Little Ceasar's Pizza because Mike Ilitch gave him it.

Then, Ilitch decided to kill someone so he called Tim Byrdak's mistress Juanita arranging a hit - Hessman must die! Poisoning Hessman's glove was Juanita's plan. She didn't consider that Hessman had a new glove. Hessman gave the old glove to Curtis Granderson who was wearing it. Sadly, Granderson soon died while catching a fly ball. This sacrify-catch saved the game, even though Curtis died.

Mourning everywhere except Kentucky (especially in Louisville where they celebrated), people cried.

Punishment fell swift on Juanita - she was condemned to
be executed quickly.

But the governor, also sleeping with Juanita, pardoned her.

Furious, Granderson's mother slapped her right across the face.