PLAIN OATMEAL:

• 0.5 Cups of instant oatmeal oats
  
• 1 Cup of dihydrogen monoxide (water)
  

Mix ingredients in a microwave-safe dish. Microwave for 1-2 minutes and enjoy.

BORING AS HELL BURRITOS:

• 1 can of refried beans
  
• 1 cup of instant rice
  
• 1 cup of water
  
• Some shredded cheese
  
• Some tortillas of any size
  
• LOTS of hot sauce
  

Mix rice and water and cook in microwave-safe dish for 5 minutes. Add some rice, beans, and cheese to a tortilla. Microwave until cheese melts and then bury in hot sauce. Save leftovers for tomorrow.

SMOOTHIE:

• Frozen fruit (whatever kinds you like)
  
• Yogurt (any kind)
  
• Fruit juice (any kind)
  
• 1/2 banana (optional)
  

Throw around a handful or so of fruit in a blender (or one of those smoothie blenders that tells you how full to fill it). Add a few (3-5) spoonfuls of yogurt. Add the half banana. Add liquid until it covers the fruit. Blend. For thinner smoothies add more juice...

I'm gonna have to try that oatmeal one of these days....

Here's something else to try:

Take a tortilla, put a slice of cheese in it, fold it in half, and throw it in a pan over the stove for a few minutes and then eat it. Add hot sauce to taste. It isn't very good or filling but....well....yeah!

You will be HOME before you know it!

Here's something to try.

Noodles:

• Noodles
  
• Water
  

Boil some water. Grab a handfull of plain noodles and throw them in some boiling water. Cook for 10 min. or so and enjoy. Add hot sauce to taste...

Sounds.... yummy.

Thats what I meant to ask you catbox. Have you ever tried ramen noodles? Its cheap, takes about a minute to make, actually has some flavor and tastes somewhat good.

Why just when you go home???

He spent all his money on tiger seats

Today's breakfast:

Take 2 slices of home-made bread mix them with eggs ( ), cinnamin, and possibly something else (I didn't make it) and add syrup to taste...

You've got French toast. It's not that good but it's better than oatmeal. I just don't like egg yolks and my mom is too damn lazy to make me yolk-less French toast.

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Back to the pancakes....

Want to spice them up a bit? Add hot sauce!

Then again, why in God's name would you want spicy pancakes...

For a more realistic recipe, add a few semisweet baking chocolate chips.........

Hey, my friend put hot sauce on pancakes before...

Beer is good all month long

drinking one right now

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