Three Word Baseball Story Number 2

tigerswinloseordraw · Subject: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Tue Jul 15, 2008 8:22 pm

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On Woodward Avenue,

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Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. It's a struggle for supremacy, a survival of the fittest.
Ty Cobb

tigerswinloseordraw · Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Tue Jul 15, 2008 8:25 pm

Tiger fans cheered tiger

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Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. It's a struggle for supremacy, a survival of the fittest.
Ty Cobb

swiss_tiger · Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:16 am

Did you start a new story win? Smile

Can i be part of this?

On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized

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"The Tigers gave me another chance at third, and I'm not going to let them down." Brandon Inge

gdennis59 · Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Thu Jul 17, 2008 2:34 pm

Ill join this one.

On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones

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"We only work three hours a day, so the least we can do is give 100 percent."

Todd Jones

bobrob2004 · Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Thu Jul 17, 2008 3:45 pm

On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose.

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gdennis59 · Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Thu Jul 17, 2008 3:47 pm

Wow. Nothing else needs to be said. LMAO

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"We only work three hours a day, so the least we can do is give 100 percent."

Todd Jones

gdennis59 · Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Thu Jul 17, 2008 3:48 pm

On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose. They were astounded

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"We only work three hours a day, so the least we can do is give 100 percent."

Todd Jones

tigerswinloseordraw · Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:31 pm

gdennis59 wrote:

On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose. They were astounded,

Gary Sheffield hit

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Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. It's a struggle for supremacy, a survival of the fittest.
Ty Cobb

tigerswinloseordraw · Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:34 pm

absolutely lets keep this thread going.

gdennis59 · Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:45 am

On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose. They were astounded, Gary Sheffield hit Hairston, Jr's face

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"We only work three hours a day, so the least we can do is give 100 percent."

Todd Jones

tigerswinloseordraw · Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:45 am

gdennis59 wrote:

On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose. They were astounded, Gary Sheffield hit Hairston, Jr's face

his hamstring unexpectedly

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Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. It's a struggle for supremacy, a survival of the fittest.
Ty Cobb

gdennis59 · Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:03 am

On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose. They were astounded, Gary Sheffield hit Hairston, Jr's face his hamstring unexpectedly started hurting. But

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"We only work three hours a day, so the least we can do is give 100 percent."

Todd Jones

bobrob2004 · Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Fri Jul 18, 2008 11:27 am

On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose. They were astounded; Gary Sheffield hit Hairston, Jr's face [and] his hamstring unexpectedly started hurting. But Jones vanished anyways.

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catbox_9 · Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Fri Jul 18, 2008 11:54 am

On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose. They were astounded; Gary Sheffield hit Hairston, Jr's face and his hamstring unexpectedly started hurting. But Jones vanished anyways.

Anyways, the real

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metsfan6986 · Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Fri Jul 18, 2008 11:54 am

On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose. They were astounded; Gary Sheffield hit Hairston, Jr's face and his hamstring unexpectedly started hurting. But Jones vanished anyways.

Anyways, the real story goes like

catbox_9 · Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Fri Jul 18, 2008 11:55 am

On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose. They were astounded; Gary Sheffield hit Hairston, Jr's face and his hamstring unexpectedly started hurting. But Jones vanished anyways.

Anyways, the real story goes like this: yesterday Clete

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bobrob2004 · Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Fri Jul 18, 2008 12:00 pm

On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose. They were astounded; Gary Sheffield hit Hairston, Jr's face and his hamstring unexpectedly started hurting. But Jones vanished anyways.

Anyways, the real story goes like this: yesterday Clete woke up, hungover.

Spoiler:
	What was wrong with the "fake" story?

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catbox_9 · Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Fri Jul 18, 2008 12:02 pm

On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose. They were astounded; Gary Sheffield hit Hairston, Jr's face and his hamstring unexpectedly started hurting. But Jones vanished anyways.

Anyways, the real story goes like this: yesterday Clete [Thomas] woke up, hungover, next to teammate

Spoiler:
	I didn't know what to say about Todd Jones vanishing. You can make this one "fake" and say the first fake one is the real one.

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bobrob2004 · Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Fri Jul 18, 2008 12:05 pm

On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose. They were astounded; Gary Sheffield hit Hairston, Jr's face and his hamstring unexpectedly started hurting. But Jones vanished anyways.

Anyways, the real story goes like this: yesterday Clete [Thomas] woke up, hungover next to teammate Brandon Inge. Upstairs

Spoiler:
	You could've combined them and said "meanwhile" instead?

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catbox_9 · Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Fri Jul 18, 2008 12:11 pm

On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose. They were astounded; Gary Sheffield hit Hairston, Jr's face and his hamstring unexpectedly started hurting. But Jones vanished anyways.

Anyways, the real story goes like this: yesterday Clete [Thomas] woke up, hungover next to teammate Brandon Inge. Upstairs lay a now dead

Spoiler:
	True. I was trying to make the narrator a character so he was kind of like talking to the audience I guess. The narrator in Don Quixote talks to the audience and is a main character. Also, "a", "an" and "the" don't count as words, right?

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bobrob2004 · Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Fri Jul 18, 2008 12:19 pm

On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose. They were astounded; Gary Sheffield hit Hairston, Jr's face and his hamstring unexpectedly started hurting. But Jones vanished anyways.

Anyways, the real story goes like this: yesterday Clete [Thomas] woke up, hungover next to teammate Brandon Inge. Upstairs lay a now dead Jimmy Leyland. The telephone

Spoiler:

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bow

catbox_9 · Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Fri Jul 18, 2008 12:30 pm

On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose. They were astounded; Gary Sheffield hit Hairston, Jr's face and his hamstring unexpectedly started hurting. But Jones vanished anyways.

Anyways, the real story goes like this: yesterday Clete Thomas woke up, hungover next to teammate Brandon Inge. Upstairs lay a now dead Jimmy Leyland. The telephone rang, 'twas the cops!

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mrsrabelo · Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Fri Jul 18, 2008 12:50 pm

On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose. They were astounded; Gary Sheffield hit Hairston, Jr's face and his hamstring unexpectedly started hurting. But Jones vanished anyways.

Anyways, the real story goes like this: yesterday Clete Thomas woke up, hungover next to teammate Brandon Inge. Upstairs lay a now dead Jimmy Leyland. The telephone rang, 'twas the cops!

"Run!" yelled Brandon.

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catbox_9 · Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Fri Jul 18, 2008 12:59 pm

On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose. They were astounded; Gary Sheffield hit Hairston, Jr's face and his hamstring unexpectedly started hurting. But Jones vanished anyways.

Anyways, the real story goes like this: yesterday Clete Thomas woke up, hungover next to teammate Brandon Inge. Upstairs lay a now dead Jimmy Leyland. The telephone rang, it was the cops!

"Run!" yelled Brandon.

Clete Thomas obeyed.

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gdennis59 · Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:08 pm

On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose. They were astounded; Gary Sheffield hit Hairston, Jr's face and his hamstring unexpectedly started hurting. But Jones vanished anyways.

Anyways, the real story goes like this: yesterday Clete Thomas woke up, hungover next to teammate Brandon Inge. Upstairs lay a now dead Jimmy Leyland. The telephone rang, it was the cops!

"Run!" yelled Brandon.

Clete Thomas obeyed. While running, they

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"We only work three hours a day, so the least we can do is give 100 percent."

Todd Jones

catbox_9 · Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:36 pm

On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose. They were astounded; Gary Sheffield hit Hairston, Jr's face and his hamstring unexpectedly started hurting. But Jones vanished anyways.

Anyways, the real story goes like this: yesterday Clete Thomas woke up, hungover next to teammate Brandon Inge. Upstairs lay a now dead Jimmy Leyland. The telephone rang, it was the cops!

"Run!" yelled Brandon.

Clete Thomas obeyed. While running, they saw a cat

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tigerswinloseordraw · Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Fri Jul 18, 2008 7:20 pm

mean as hell

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Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. It's a struggle for supremacy, a survival of the fittest.
Ty Cobb

catbox_9 · Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Fri Jul 18, 2008 7:43 pm

On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose. They were astounded; Gary Sheffield hit Hairston, Jr's face and his hamstring unexpectedly started hurting. But Jones vanished anyways.

Anyways, the real story goes like this: yesterday Clete Thomas woke up, hungover next to teammate Brandon Inge. Upstairs lay a now dead Jimmy Leyland. The telephone rang, it was the cops!

"Run!" yelled Brandon.

Clete Thomas obeyed. While running, they saw a cat, mean as hell, and kicked it.

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On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose. They were astounded; Gary Sheffield hit Hairston, Jr's face and his hamstring unexpectedly started hurting. But Jones vanished anyways.

Anyways, the real story goes like this: yesterday Clete Thomas woke up, hungover next to teammate Brandon Inge. Upstairs lay a now dead Jimmy Leyland. The telephone rang, it was the cops!

"Run!" yelled Brandon.

Clete Thomas obeyed. While running, they saw a cat, mean as hell, and kicked it. He didn't really

catbox_9 · Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:34 pm

On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose. They were astounded; Gary Sheffield hit Hairston, Jr's face and his hamstring unexpectedly started hurting. But Jones vanished anyways.

Anyways, the real story goes like this: yesterday Clete Thomas woke up, hungover next to teammate Brandon Inge. Upstairs lay a now dead Jimmy Leyland. The telephone rang, it was the cops!

"Run!" yelled Brandon.

Clete Thomas obeyed. While running, they saw a cat, mean as hell, and Brandon kicked it. He didn't really hurt it. Clete

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