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 |  Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2  Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:08 pm | |
| On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose. They were astounded; Gary Sheffield hit Hairston, Jr's face and his hamstring unexpectedly started hurting. But Jones vanished anyways. Anyways, the real story goes like this: yesterday Clete Thomas woke up, hungover next to teammate Brandon Inge. Upstairs lay a now dead Jimmy Leyland. The telephone rang, it was the cops! "Run!" yelled Brandon. Clete Thomas obeyed. While running, they saw a cat, mean as hell, and Brandon kicked it. He didn't really hurt it. Clete walked down to |
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| | Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:15 pm | |
| On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose. They were astounded; Gary Sheffield hit Hairston, Jr's face and his hamstring unexpectedly started hurting. But Jones vanished anyways. Anyways, the real story goes like this: yesterday Clete Thomas woke up, hungover next to teammate Brandon Inge. Upstairs lay a now dead Jimmy Leyland. The telephone rang, it was the cops! "Run!" yelled Brandon. Clete Thomas obeyed. While running, they saw a cat, mean as hell, and Brandon kicked it. He didn't really hurt it. Clete walked down to the liquor store for
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| | Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:21 pm | |
| On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose. They were astounded; Gary Sheffield hit Hairston, Jr's face and his hamstring unexpectedly started hurting. But Jones vanished anyways. Anyways, the real story goes like this: yesterday Clete Thomas woke up, hungover next to teammate Brandon Inge. Upstairs lay a now dead Jimmy Leyland. The telephone rang, it was the cops! "Run!" yelled Brandon. Clete Thomas obeyed. While running, they saw a cat, mean as hell, and Brandon kicked it. He didn't really hurt it. Clete walked down to the liquor store for some rum, vodka |
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| | Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:32 pm | |
| On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose. They were astounded; Gary Sheffield hit Hairston, Jr's face and his hamstring unexpectedly started hurting. But Jones vanished anyways. Anyways, the real story goes like this: yesterday Clete Thomas woke up, hungover next to teammate Brandon Inge. Upstairs lay a now dead Jimmy Leyland. The telephone rang, it was the cops! "Run!" yelled Brandon. Clete Thomas obeyed. While running, they saw a cat, mean as hell, and Brandon kicked it. He didn't really hurt it. Clete walked down to the liquor store for some rum, vodka, and baby food.
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| | Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:40 pm | |
| On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose. They were astounded; Gary Sheffield hit Hairston, Jr's face and his hamstring unexpectedly started hurting. But Jones vanished anyways. Anyways, the real story goes like this: yesterday Clete Thomas woke up, hungover next to teammate Brandon Inge. Upstairs lay a now dead Jimmy Leyland. The telephone rang, it was the cops! "Run!" yelled Brandon. Clete Thomas obeyed. While running, they saw a cat, mean as hell, and Brandon kicked it. He didn't really hurt it. Clete walked down to the liquor store for some rum, vodka, and baby food. Then, he decided |
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| | Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:28 pm | |
| On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose. They were astounded; Gary Sheffield hit Hairston, Jr's face and his hamstring unexpectedly started hurting. But Jones vanished anyways. Anyways, the real story goes like this: yesterday Clete Thomas woke up, hungover next to teammate Brandon Inge. Upstairs lay a now dead Jimmy Leyland. The telephone rang, it was the cops! "Run!" yelled Brandon. Clete Thomas obeyed. While running, they saw a cat, mean as hell, and Brandon kicked it. He didn't really hurt it. Clete walked down to the liquor store for some rum, vodka, and baby food. Then, he decided to go home.
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| | Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Sat Jul 19, 2008 4:10 am | |
| On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose. They were astounded; Gary Sheffield hit Hairston, Jr's face and his hamstring unexpectedly started hurting. But Jones vanished anyways. Anyways, the real story goes like this: yesterday Clete Thomas woke up, hungover next to teammate Brandon Inge. Upstairs lay a now dead Jimmy Leyland. The telephone rang, it was the cops! "Run!" yelled Brandon. Clete Thomas obeyed. While running, they saw a cat, mean as hell, and Brandon kicked it. He didn't really hurt it. Clete walked down to the liquor store for some rum, vodka, and baby food. Then, he decided to go home. Brandon followed.
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| | Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Sat Jul 19, 2008 6:27 am | |
| On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose. They were astounded; Gary Sheffield hit Hairston, Jr's face and his hamstring unexpectedly started hurting. But Jones vanished anyways. Anyways, the real story goes like this: yesterday Clete Thomas woke up, hungover next to teammate Brandon Inge. Upstairs lay a now dead Jimmy Leyland. The telephone rang, it was the cops! "Run!" yelled Brandon. Clete Thomas obeyed. While running, they saw a cat, mean as hell, and Brandon kicked it. He didn't really hurt it. Clete walked down to the liquor store for some rum, vodka, and baby food. Then, he decided to go home. Brandon followed. "Wait!" Brandon yelled, "We_________________  |
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| | Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Sat Jul 19, 2008 6:39 am | |
| On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose. They were astounded; Gary Sheffield hit Hairston, Jr's face and his hamstring unexpectedly started hurting. But Jones vanished anyways. Anyways, the real story goes like this: yesterday Clete Thomas woke up, hungover next to teammate Brandon Inge. Upstairs lay a now dead Jimmy Leyland. The telephone rang, it was the cops! "Run!" yelled Brandon. Clete Thomas obeyed. While running, they saw a cat, mean as hell, and Brandon kicked it. He didn't really hurt it. Clete walked down to the liquor store for some rum, vodka, and baby food. Then, he decided to go home. Brandon followed. "Wait!" Brandon yelled, "We forgot hand moisturizer!"  |
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| | Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Sat Jul 19, 2008 7:23 am | |
| On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose. They were astounded; Gary Sheffield hit Hairston, Jr's face and his hamstring unexpectedly started hurting. But Jones vanished anyways. Anyways, the real story goes like this: yesterday Clete Thomas woke up, hungover next to teammate Brandon Inge. Upstairs lay a now dead Jimmy Leyland. The telephone rang, it was the cops! "Run!" yelled Brandon. Clete Thomas obeyed. While running, they saw a cat, mean as hell, and Brandon kicked it. He didn't really hurt it. Clete walked down to the liquor store for some rum, vodka, and baby food. Then, he decided to go home. Brandon followed. "Wait!" Brandon yelled, "We forgot hand moisturizer! We also forgot" | Spoiler: | | | Moisturizer? What are you implying? :haha: |
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| | Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Sat Jul 19, 2008 7:47 am | |
| On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose. They were astounded; Gary Sheffield hit Hairston, Jr's face and his hamstring unexpectedly started hurting. But Jones vanished anyways. Anyways, the real story goes like this: yesterday Clete Thomas woke up, hungover next to teammate Brandon Inge. Upstairs lay a now dead Jimmy Leyland. The telephone rang, it was the cops! "Run!" yelled Brandon. Clete Thomas obeyed. While running, they saw a cat, mean as hell, and Brandon kicked it. He didn't really hurt it. Clete walked down to the liquor store for some rum, vodka, and baby food. Then, he decided to go home. Brandon followed. "Wait!" Brandon yelled, "We forgot hand moisturizer! We also forgot about Todd Jones!"| Spoiler: | | | Nothing...  |
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| | Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Sat Jul 19, 2008 8:33 am | |
| On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose. They were astounded; Gary Sheffield hit Hairston, Jr's face and his hamstring unexpectedly started hurting. But Jones vanished anyways. Anyways, the real story goes like this: yesterday Clete Thomas woke up, hungover next to teammate Brandon Inge. Upstairs lay a now dead Jimmy Leyland. The telephone rang, it was the cops! "Run!" yelled Brandon. Clete Thomas obeyed. While running, they saw a cat, mean as hell, and Brandon kicked it. He didn't really hurt it. Clete walked down to the liquor store for some rum, vodka, and baby food. Then, he decided to go home. Brandon followed. "Wait!" Brandon yelled, "We forgot hand moisturizer! We also forgot about Todd Jones!" "Why do we_________________ |
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| | Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Sat Jul 19, 2008 12:19 pm | |
| On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose. They were astounded; Gary Sheffield hit Hairston, Jr's face and his hamstring unexpectedly started hurting. But Jones vanished anyways. Anyways, the real story goes like this: yesterday Clete Thomas woke up, hungover next to teammate Brandon Inge. Upstairs lay a now dead Jimmy Leyland. The telephone rang, it was the cops! "Run!" yelled Brandon. Clete Thomas obeyed. While running, they saw a cat, mean as hell, and Brandon kicked it. He didn't really hurt it. Clete walked down to the liquor store for some rum, vodka, and baby food. Then, he decided to go home. Brandon followed. "Wait!" Brandon yelled, "We forgot hand moisturizer! We also forgot about Todd Jones!" "Why do we care about him?"
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| | Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Sat Jul 19, 2008 12:30 pm | |
| On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose. They were astounded; Gary Sheffield hit Hairston, Jr's face and his hamstring unexpectedly started hurting. But Jones vanished anyways. Anyways, the real story goes like this: yesterday Clete Thomas woke up, hungover next to teammate Brandon Inge. Upstairs lay a now dead Jimmy Leyland. The telephone rang, it was the cops! "Run!" yelled Brandon. Clete Thomas obeyed. While running, they saw a cat, mean as hell, and Brandon kicked it. He didn't really hurt it. Clete walked down to the liquor store for some rum, vodka, and baby food. Then, he decided to go home. Brandon followed. "Wait!" Brandon yelled, "We forgot hand moisturizer! We also forgot about Todd Jones!" "Why do we care about him?," proclaimed Clete.
"Because |
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| | Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Sat Jul 19, 2008 12:36 pm | |
| On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose. They were astounded; Gary Sheffield hit Hairston, Jr's face and his hamstring unexpectedly started hurting. But Jones vanished anyways. Anyways, the real story goes like this: yesterday Clete Thomas woke up, hungover next to teammate Brandon Inge. Upstairs lay a now dead Jimmy Leyland. The telephone rang, it was the cops! "Run!" yelled Brandon. Clete Thomas obeyed. While running, they saw a cat, mean as hell, and Brandon kicked it. He didn't really hurt it. Clete walked down to the liquor store for some rum, vodka, and baby food. Then, he decided to go home. Brandon followed. "Wait!" Brandon yelled, "We forgot hand moisturizer! We also forgot about Todd Jones!" "Why do we care about him?," proclaimed Clete. "Because I love him!"
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| | Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Sat Jul 19, 2008 1:29 pm | |
| On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose. They were astounded; Gary Sheffield hit Hairston, Jr's face and his hamstring unexpectedly started hurting. But Jones vanished anyways. Anyways, the real story goes like this: yesterday Clete Thomas woke up, hungover next to teammate Brandon Inge. Upstairs lay a now dead Jimmy Leyland. The telephone rang, it was the cops! "Run!" yelled Brandon. Clete Thomas obeyed. While running, they saw a cat, mean as hell, and Brandon kicked it. He didn't really hurt it. Clete walked down to the liquor store for some rum, vodka, and baby food. Then, he decided to go home. Brandon followed. "Wait!" Brandon yelled, "We forgot hand moisturizer! We also forgot about Todd Jones!" "Why do we care about him?," proclaimed Clete. "Because I love him!," shouted a nearby woman. |
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| | Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Sat Jul 19, 2008 1:40 pm | |
| On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose. They were astounded; Gary Sheffield hit Hairston, Jr's face and his hamstring unexpectedly started hurting. But Jones vanished anyways. Anyways, the real story goes like this: yesterday Clete Thomas woke up, hungover next to teammate Brandon Inge. Upstairs lay a now dead Jimmy Leyland. The telephone rang, it was the cops! "Run!" yelled Brandon. Clete Thomas obeyed. While running, they saw a cat, mean as hell, and Brandon kicked it. He didn't really hurt it. Clete walked down to the liquor store for some rum, vodka, and baby food. Then, he decided to go home. Brandon followed. "Wait!" Brandon yelled, "We forgot hand moisturizer! We also forgot about Todd Jones!" "Why do we care about him?," proclaimed Clete. "Because I love him!," shouted a nearby woman - Clete Thomas' wife.
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| | Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Sat Jul 19, 2008 2:06 pm | |
| On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose. They were astounded; Gary Sheffield hit Hairston, Jr's face and his hamstring unexpectedly started hurting. But Jones vanished anyways. Anyways, the real story goes like this: yesterday Clete Thomas woke up, hungover next to teammate Brandon Inge. Upstairs lay a now dead Jimmy Leyland. The telephone rang, it was the cops! "Run!" yelled Brandon. Clete Thomas obeyed. While running, they saw a cat, mean as hell, and Brandon kicked it. He didn't really hurt it. Clete walked down to the liquor store for some rum, vodka, and baby food. Then, he decided to go home. Brandon followed. "Wait!" Brandon yelled, "We forgot hand moisturizer! We also forgot about Todd Jones!" "Why do we care about him?," proclaimed Clete. "Because I love him!," shouted a nearby woman - Clete Thomas' wife. "Susie?!?" Clete called._________________ |
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| | Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Sat Jul 19, 2008 2:11 pm | |
| On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose. They were astounded; Gary Sheffield hit Hairston, Jr's face and his hamstring unexpectedly started hurting. But Jones vanished anyways. Anyways, the real story goes like this: yesterday Clete Thomas woke up, hungover next to teammate Brandon Inge. Upstairs lay a now dead Jimmy Leyland. The telephone rang, it was the cops! "Run!" yelled Brandon. Clete Thomas obeyed. While running, they saw a cat, mean as hell, and Brandon kicked it. He didn't really hurt it. Clete walked down to the liquor store for some rum, vodka, and baby food. Then, he decided to go home. Brandon followed. "Wait!" Brandon yelled, "We forgot hand moisturizer! We also forgot about Todd Jones!" "Why do we care about him?," proclaimed Clete. "Because I love him!," shouted a nearby woman - Clete Thomas' wife. "Susie?!?" Clete called. "Go Away, Clete!" | Spoiler: | | | Is her name really Susie? |
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| | Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Sat Jul 19, 2008 3:08 pm | |
| On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose. They were astounded; Gary Sheffield hit Hairston, Jr's face and his hamstring unexpectedly started hurting. But Jones vanished anyways. Anyways, the real story goes like this: yesterday Clete Thomas woke up, hungover next to teammate Brandon Inge. Upstairs lay a now dead Jimmy Leyland. The telephone rang, it was the cops! "Run!" yelled Brandon. Clete Thomas obeyed. While running, they saw a cat, mean as hell, and Brandon kicked it. He didn't really hurt it. Clete walked down to the liquor store for some rum, vodka, and baby food. Then, he decided to go home. Brandon followed. "Wait!" Brandon yelled, "We forgot hand moisturizer! We also forgot about Todd Jones!" "Why do we care about him?," proclaimed Clete. "Because I love him!," shouted a nearby woman - Clete Thomas' wife. "Susie?!?" Clete called. "Go Away, Clete!" "Haha." Brandon laughed. | Spoiler: | | | Yes, she is really pretty. |
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| | Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Sat Jul 19, 2008 3:34 pm | |
| On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose. They were astounded; Gary Sheffield hit Hairston, Jr's face and his hamstring unexpectedly started hurting. But Jones vanished anyways. Anyways, the real story goes like this: yesterday Clete Thomas woke up, hungover next to teammate Brandon Inge. Upstairs lay a now dead Jimmy Leyland. The telephone rang, it was the cops! "Run!" yelled Brandon. Clete Thomas obeyed. While running, they saw a cat, mean as hell, and Brandon kicked it. He didn't really hurt it. Clete walked down to the liquor store for some rum, vodka, and baby food. Then, he decided to go home. Brandon followed. "Wait!" Brandon yelled, "We forgot hand moisturizer! We also forgot about Todd Jones!" "Why do we care about him?," proclaimed Clete. "Because I love him!," shouted a nearby woman - Clete Thomas' wife. "Susie?!?" Clete called. "Go Away, Clete!" "Haha." Brandon laughed. Clete committed suicide. | Spoiler: | | | That's good. All other things being equal a pretty wife is better than an ugly one. |
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| | Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Sat Jul 19, 2008 3:44 pm | |
| On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose. They were astounded; Gary Sheffield hit Hairston, Jr's face and his hamstring unexpectedly started hurting. But Jones vanished anyways. Anyways, the real story goes like this: yesterday Clete Thomas woke up, hungover next to teammate Brandon Inge. Upstairs lay a now dead Jimmy Leyland. The telephone rang, it was the cops! "Run!" yelled Brandon. Clete Thomas obeyed. While running, they saw a cat, mean as hell, and Brandon kicked it. He didn't really hurt it. Clete walked down to the liquor store for some rum, vodka, and baby food. Then, he decided to go home. Brandon followed. "Wait!" Brandon yelled, "We forgot hand moisturizer! We also forgot about Todd Jones!" "Why do we care about him?," proclaimed Clete. "Because I love him!," shouted a nearby woman - Clete Thomas' wife. "Susie?!?" Clete called. "Go Away, Clete!" "Haha." Brandon laughed. Clete committed suicide. Brandon and Susie| Spoiler: | | |  There is a picture of her. She is pretty, no? |
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| | Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Sat Jul 19, 2008 3:52 pm | |
| On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose. They were astounded; Gary Sheffield hit Hairston, Jr's face and his hamstring unexpectedly started hurting. But Jones vanished anyways. Anyways, the real story goes like this: yesterday Clete Thomas woke up, hungover next to teammate Brandon Inge. Upstairs lay a now dead Jimmy Leyland. The telephone rang, it was the cops! "Run!" yelled Brandon. Clete Thomas obeyed. While running, they saw a cat, mean as hell, and Brandon kicked it. He didn't really hurt it. Clete walked down to the liquor store for some rum, vodka, and baby food. Then, he decided to go home. Brandon followed. "Wait!" Brandon yelled, "We forgot hand moisturizer! We also forgot about Todd Jones!" "Why do we care about him?," proclaimed Clete. "Because I love him!," shouted a nearby woman - Clete Thomas' wife. "Susie?!?" Clete called. "Go Away, Clete!" "Haha." Brandon laughed. Clete committed suicide. Brandon and Susie started making out. |
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| | Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Sat Jul 19, 2008 3:54 pm | |
| On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose. They were astounded; Gary Sheffield hit Hairston, Jr's face and his hamstring unexpectedly started hurting. But Jones vanished anyways. Anyways, the real story goes like this: yesterday Clete Thomas woke up, hungover next to teammate Brandon Inge. Upstairs lay a now dead Jimmy Leyland. The telephone rang, it was the cops! "Run!" yelled Brandon. Clete Thomas obeyed. While running, they saw a cat, mean as hell, and Brandon kicked it. He didn't really hurt it. Clete walked down to the liquor store for some rum, vodka, and baby food. Then, he decided to go home. Brandon followed. "Wait!" Brandon yelled, "We forgot hand moisturizer! We also forgot about Todd Jones!" "Why do we care about him?," proclaimed Clete. "Because I love him!," shouted a nearby woman - Clete Thomas' wife. "Susie?!?" Clete called. "Go Away, Clete!" "Haha." Brandon laughed. Clete committed suicide. Brandon and Susie started making out, then up walked_________________ |
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| | Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Sat Jul 19, 2008 3:55 pm | |
| On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose. They were astounded; Gary Sheffield hit Hairston, Jr's face and his hamstring unexpectedly started hurting. But Jones vanished anyways. Anyways, the real story goes like this: yesterday Clete Thomas woke up, hungover next to teammate Brandon Inge. Upstairs lay a now dead Jimmy Leyland. The telephone rang, it was the cops! "Run!" yelled Brandon. Clete Thomas obeyed. While running, they saw a cat, mean as hell, and Brandon kicked it. He didn't really hurt it. Clete walked down to the liquor store for some rum, vodka, and baby food. Then, he decided to go home. Brandon followed. "Wait!" Brandon yelled, "We forgot hand moisturizer! We also forgot about Todd Jones!" "Why do we care about him?," proclaimed Clete. "Because I love him!," shouted a nearby woman - Clete Thomas' wife. "Susie?!?" Clete called. "Go Away, Clete!" "Haha." Brandon laughed. Clete committed suicide. Brandon and Susie started making out, then up walked suicidal Todd Jones. | Spoiler: | | | Can't comment - she's married. Where'd you get that picture though? |
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| | Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Sat Jul 19, 2008 4:18 pm | |
| On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose. They were astounded; Gary Sheffield hit Hairston, Jr's face and his hamstring unexpectedly started hurting. But Jones vanished anyways. Anyways, the real story goes like this: yesterday Clete Thomas woke up, hungover next to teammate Brandon Inge. Upstairs lay a now dead Jimmy Leyland. The telephone rang, it was the cops! "Run!" yelled Brandon. Clete Thomas obeyed. While running, they saw a cat, mean as hell, and Brandon kicked it. He didn't really hurt it. Clete walked down to the liquor store for some rum, vodka, and baby food. Then, he decided to go home. Brandon followed. "Wait!" Brandon yelled, "We forgot hand moisturizer! We also forgot about Todd Jones!" "Why do we care about him?," proclaimed Clete. "Because I love him!," shouted a nearby woman - Clete Thomas' wife. "Susie?!?" Clete called. "Go Away, Clete!" "Haha." Brandon laughed. Clete committed suicide. Brandon and Susie started making out, then up walked suicidal Todd Jones. "What the heck| Spoiler: | | | Facebook. She posted like 50 pictures of them on one of the Clete Thomas group thingys. You can too comment. She will never know what you said, neither will Clete.  |
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| | Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Sat Jul 19, 2008 4:25 pm | |
| On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose. They were astounded; Gary Sheffield hit Hairston, Jr's face and his hamstring unexpectedly started hurting. But Jones vanished anyways. Anyways, the real story goes like this: yesterday Clete Thomas woke up, hungover next to teammate Brandon Inge. Upstairs lay a now dead Jimmy Leyland. The telephone rang, it was the cops! "Run!" yelled Brandon. Clete Thomas obeyed. While running, they saw a cat, mean as hell, and Brandon kicked it. He didn't really hurt it. Clete walked down to the liquor store for some rum, vodka, and baby food. Then, he decided to go home. Brandon followed. "Wait!" Brandon yelled, "We forgot hand moisturizer! We also forgot about Todd Jones!" "Why do we care about him?," proclaimed Clete. "Because I love him!," shouted a nearby woman - Clete Thomas' wife. "Susie?!?" Clete called. "Go Away, Clete!" "Haha." Brandon laughed. Clete committed suicide. Brandon and Susie started making out, then up walked suicidal Todd Jones. "What the heck is Todd Jones
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| | Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Sat Jul 19, 2008 4:28 pm | |
| On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose. They were astounded; Gary Sheffield hit Hairston, Jr's face and his hamstring unexpectedly started hurting. But Jones vanished anyways. Anyways, the real story goes like this: yesterday Clete Thomas woke up, hungover next to teammate Brandon Inge. Upstairs lay a now dead Jimmy Leyland. The telephone rang, it was the cops! "Run!" yelled Brandon. Clete Thomas obeyed. While running, they saw a cat, mean as hell, and Brandon kicked it. He didn't really hurt it. Clete walked down to the liquor store for some rum, vodka, and baby food. Then, he decided to go home. Brandon followed. "Wait!" Brandon yelled, "We forgot hand moisturizer! We also forgot about Todd Jones!" "Why do we care about him?," proclaimed Clete. "Because I love him!," shouted a nearby woman - Clete Thomas' wife. "Susie?!?" Clete called. "Go Away, Clete!" "Haha." Brandon laughed. Clete committed suicide. Brandon and Susie started making out, then up walked suicidal Todd Jones. "What the heck is Todd Jones drinking antifreeze for?"
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| | Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Sat Jul 19, 2008 4:35 pm | |
| On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose. They were astounded; Gary Sheffield hit Hairston, Jr's face and his hamstring unexpectedly started hurting. But Jones vanished anyways. Anyways, the real story goes like this: yesterday Clete Thomas woke up, hungover next to teammate Brandon Inge. Upstairs lay a now dead Jimmy Leyland. The telephone rang, it was the cops! "Run!" yelled Brandon. Clete Thomas obeyed. While running, they saw a cat, mean as hell, and Brandon kicked it. He didn't really hurt it. Clete walked down to the liquor store for some rum, vodka, and baby food. Then, he decided to go home. Brandon followed. "Wait!" Brandon yelled, "We forgot hand moisturizer! We also forgot about Todd Jones!" "Why do we care about him?," proclaimed Clete. "Because I love him!," shouted a nearby woman - Clete Thomas' wife. "Susie?!?" Clete called. "Go Away, Clete!" "Haha." Brandon laughed. Clete committed suicide. Brandon and Susie started making out, then up walked suicidal Todd Jones. "What the heck is Todd Jones drinking antifreeze for?" He feels as |
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| | Subject: Re: Three Word Baseball Story Number 2 Sat Jul 19, 2008 9:10 pm | |
| On Woodward Avenue, Tiger fans cheered when they realized that Todd Jones blew his nose. They were astounded; Gary Sheffield hit Hairston, Jr's face and his hamstring unexpectedly started hurting. But Jones vanished anyways. Anyways, the real story goes like this: yesterday Clete Thomas woke up, hungover next to teammate Brandon Inge. Upstairs lay a now dead Jimmy Leyland. The telephone rang, it was the cops! "Run!" yelled Brandon. Clete Thomas obeyed. While running, they saw a cat, mean as hell, and Brandon kicked it. He didn't really hurt it. Clete walked down to the liquor store for some rum, vodka, and baby food. Then, he decided to go home. Brandon followed. "Wait!" Brandon yelled, "We forgot hand moisturizer! We also forgot about Todd Jones!" "Why do we care about him?," proclaimed Clete. "Because I love him!," shouted a nearby woman - Clete Thomas' wife. "Susie?!?" Clete called. "Go Away, Clete!" "Haha." Brandon laughed. Clete committed suicide. Brandon and Susie started making out, then up walked suicidal Todd Jones. "What the heck is Todd Jones drinking antifreeze for?" "He feels as if he should
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