it's Dick....:puke2:

I still can't hear myself talk,
Cause my ears are still popped,
My face feels like a dead weight,
This cold I do hate.
My chest is tight like a knot,
The thermometer says I'm pretty hot,
I fear that the only cure,
Is a gunshot.

It was just a dumb dream I think. I don't remember any of last night's dreams :'(

I'm still stuck with my most recent dream. Here's a recap for those that missed it:


I was with my mom and her sister in a casino. They were playing slot machines and hit it big! It spit out poker chips (WTH?) of HUGE value. I grabbed a $1,000 chip and was digging around and put it back for a $5,000 one instead. My mom got mad since it wasn't my money but said I could go ahead and keep it since there was so much money in there...I could only have $5,000 though.

I cashed it in for cash at the cashier (for some reason the guy gave me all 10s and 20s so it took forever). My mom and aunt didn't feel like waiting to get their chips cashed in (hundreds of thousands of dollars worth I should add) so they set the bucket down against the wall and we left. The next day the money was gone (well duh!). That was about it...

What's that mean?

That could be. Or maybe it goes back to the last time I was actually in Vegas with my mom and her sister.

My mom, her sister, and their friend were playing the slots. Their friend got drunk and left behind her bucket of quarters with around $150 worth of quarters in it and a CD she bought from some guy on the street playing music.

That was a few years ago though.

I was so mad when I woke up though...I could sure use the $5,000 even if it was all 10s and 20s.

I bet you were, but it's all good. You'll have all the money you need when it's all said and DONE.

I know, but when you actually have a job a few thousand bucks isn't that cool. My mom just got a $4,600 retroactive check deposited into her account the other day (all state hospital employees got a raise thanks to Arnold S. [I can't spell the governor's last name ]).

It wasn't that exciting for her. It'd have been a lot more exciting for me. Could my dream be related to that somehow? $4,600 and $5,000 are similar numbers.

I dreamed last night that I found $5,000 on a sidewalk in Vegas.....

So we're each down $5,000

To Vegas I'm glad that I went
the money I found I just spent
on a large screen TV
so much better I'll see
my Tigers, I'm one lucky gent

Thanksgiving is over and Christmas is near
No baseball till April, it's boredom I fear

The anual meetings are now taking place
no trades are a looming, we'll see no new face

The Tigers are spending some quality time
with families and friends so I'm making this rhyme

I miss TIGER baseball it's so far away
but soon we'll be hearing, "Play Ball, it's Game Day"!!

Will the Tigers trade?
perhaps for a new pitcher?
.....or a Third baseman?

Looks like we'll be trading Jose
it might even happen today
Bautista's the guy
let's give him a try
I hope that this Denny's okay

Here's a poem...

Trades suck!

The end.

We morgaged the future today
we traded our M boys away
Trahern, de la Cruz,
Badenhop are gone toos
better win now is all I can say

Cabrera and Willis are coming
Now Miller and Maybin are slumming
we've quickly improved
but our youth has been moved
but mrs. and soul are just bumming

It's true

I figured you would like it

Everyone's sad
Don't be mad
Cabrera kicks ass
Our team kicks that much more ass!

(What rhymes with ass?)

bass?