IMPORTANT: Everything in this story is fictional and did not happen. If you didn't realize that you have serious problems, but I just wanted to say that just in case. THIS IS FICTION!

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Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.
She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!
Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile,

Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.
She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!
Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland

Yayyyyyyy!!!!!!

Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland

Spoiler:
	Ryan Raburn broke

Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip.

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his left hip

While (he) was doing
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Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing

Jim Leyland's fingernails.

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Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails.

I don't get it? Was he manicuring them or something?

Yes, men get manicures you know!

They do? Oh well, here we go:


Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like

hahaha yes they do!

a female Loon

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Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon.

Loon?

A loon. A big waterbird that makes eerie crying noises?

Oh, I get it. We don't have those here. Is that what the Great Lakes Loons are named after?

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Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he

he got sick.


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Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick.

Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died.

Lo cried and

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Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died. Lo cried and

Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died. Lo cried and Raburn got better.

"That was fast!"

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Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died. Lo cried and Raburn got better. "That was fast!"

Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died. Lo cried and Raburn got better. "That was fast!" thought Ryan Raburn.

"I should keep

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Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died. Lo cried and Raburn got better. "That was fast!" thought Ryan Raburn. "I should keep

Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died. Lo cried and Raburn got better. "That was fast!" thought Ryan Raburn. "I should keep away from Lo!"

"She's crazy and

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Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died. Lo cried and Raburn got better. "That was fast!" thought Ryan Raburn. "I should keep away from Lo! She's crazy and"

Aw, come on - now I have to say something mean about Lo!
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Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died. Lo cried and Raburn got better. "That was fast!" thought Ryan Raburn. "I should keep away from Lo! She's crazy and a bitch, too!"

smacked catbox_9 because

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Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died. Lo cried and Raburn got better. "That was fast!" thought Ryan Raburn. "I should keep away from Lo! She's crazy and a bitch, too!" Ryan was clearly bored so he smacked catbox_9 because

Yesterday, Andrew Miller threw a baseball and accidently hit Chuck Hernandez causing him to die. Mags and Raburn started crying and JL chain smoked. Young Andrew was shaking in his parent's damp basement. He called his high school pitching coach saying he loved Cuba this time of year. Meanwhile, Dombrowski was busy pondering, weak and weary over who would replace Miller, now in jail. In Toledo's roation there was a young lefty hurler, also in jail who would cry because Bubba liked to doing awful things to him. Meanwhile, Judge Judy let Andrew out! Unfotunately, the Supreme Court reversed the decision. Luckily, Andrew broke out and escaped! Free, Andrew called SoulRat to pick him up so she could take him to Vegas.

Meanwhile, Leyland was invited to Miller's wedding, but cried because he loves weddings.

Chuck Hernandez miraculously woke up! He was also invited to the wedding, but he couldn't go. Andrew married a lovely harem (maid) who was named SoulRat. On the honeymoon SoulRat discovered herpes on Miller. Miller must have played around with George Steinbrenner's crew and a teammate named Neifi Perez. She decided to marry a different player and get divorced. Miller was very heartbroken and teary that he had lost his lover.

She wasn't that upset because, Andrew's sweat cures herpes. So she stayed, curing Andrew. Then, Magglio showed up,with Pudge and Mike Rabelo carrying a big jar of olives. SoulRat left angrily, returning with oil to rub on (his) plantar fasciitis and gluteus maximus. Afterwards, SoulRat called over Magglio, Pudge & Mike and told them Pudgemaggs wants them to go home to plan a wedding and engagement party for SoulRat and Curtis Granderson, but Curtis said marry Verlander instead! SoulRat said no, I like women!

Andrew, who already has a new lover, called SoulRat over to say farewell to his new lover, whose name was Charles Brandon Inge.

Meanwhile, back in Detroit, Kenny Rogers was talking with teammate Justin Verlander about how they loved to watch Casey run. Casey, while eavesdropping, got all pissy while stroking a pistol, saying to himself I can't shoot those guys, so I will shoot PAWS instead! Then PAWS drank cyanide. It made him die painlessly. Verlander sprinted towards the mascot, now dead. Everyone cried and then he attacked Sean Casey's ear. Casey started crying about what Verlander did to him. He then decided to throw the baseball to T-Mo perez and out of his pocket came Neifi Perez's methamphetamines which he takes daily.

Meanwhile, Casey's underwear, which was indeed the color purple, ripped when he ran home. Afterwards, Maybin went over and talked to Guillen about what he thought of Miller's boyfriend Inge."Caliente," exclaimed Guillen. Marry him, Maybin joked. Guillen blushed.

Back in Vegas, Pudge ate some Doritos. After that, Jones joined them in Vegas. They went swimming. Then, Jones said, "I can't swim!" "I'll teach you," said a skinny-dipping Tiger named Zach Miner. Disgusted, Jones left. He then went back home.

Meanwhile, down in Lakeland Ryan Raburn broke his left hip while he was doing Jim Leyland's fingernails. Raburn cried like a female Loon and then he ate a fish - a catfish! Afterwards, he got sick and almost died. Lo cried and Raburn got better. "That was fast!" thought Ryan Raburn. "I should keep away from Lo! She's crazy and a bitch, too!" Ryan was clearly bored so he smacked catbox_9 because Raburn is a jerk.